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      Why don't monsters like to eat ghosts?

      They taste like sheet!

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        • Jim White
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          I feel seen.

        • Jfrosty27
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          Yup. That’s me. 🤦‍♂️

        • Santamarina
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          It’s been a few years since I got out of bed without sound effects!

        When I see 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals IM LIVID

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Schnort!

        My grandpa came to the United States to seek freedom. It didn't work though; my grandma came over on the very next boat!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          poor bastige lol!

        If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, shouldn't electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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        • Mr. Bones
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          dunno, reckon I'll havedta deliberate, some...

        • Draznnl
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          Wouldn't the tree surgeon be disembarked?

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        • SheilaAnn
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          *groan*
          🤣🤣

        A little old lady sold pretzels on the street corner for fifty cents each. Every day, a young lawyer would exit his office building at lunch, and as he passed her pretzel stand, he'd leave two quarters. However, he never took a pretzel.
        This went on for nearly five years.
        Even though they never spoke, every day he'd leave fifty cents, they'd make eye contact, and she would nod her gratitude as he walked away without a pretzel.
        Finally one day, as the lawyer passed her stand and laid down his two quarters, the pretzel woman spoke to him.
        "Sir, I appreciate your business. You are my best customer, but you need to know something. The price of pretzels has gone up to seventy-five cents."

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        • JohnPaul
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          Yup, that sounds about right.



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        • Mr. Bones
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          #1 OMFG, ROFLMAO!! DO NOT DO THIS, PLEASE!!!

          Sweet Baby Jesus, an Christ on a Pony, there is a myriad of ways to end one's own Life, with exponentially less pain, an sufferin...

          #2 I want th receipt, when ya have time, please...

          #3 Yeah, right there with ya; I gits tired of th AC Bullshirt!!!
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 25, 2021, 06:33 PM.

        How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

        Meet Patty!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          She actually looked purty sexy, after I melted a slice of Sharp Cheddar on her.

          It's all in th Melt

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Very Cute an funny, Me Sister!!!

              Tickled me Cockles on accounta I ain't thrown down one me ciggy butts, since 13NOV85

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Girlfriend, I'm pushin 60, here in a few months, an faced with a Mighty Dilemna, here, on accounta I'm way past Chest Deep Into Both

              Does this make me twice as old?Or only half as good at each???

              I'm So Confused, Now....
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 25, 2021, 07:52 PM. Reason: Ficksed my missin e

            • new2smoking
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              Have to share this one with my wife!

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            • Mr. Bones
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              btdt pm

            • SheilaAnn
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              Perspective!

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