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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh.



    (pretty lame, I know)

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    • Panhead John
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      3/16 CL

    • Clark
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      Panhead John You are getting very precise on your CLs. I don't worry until they get to 1/16.
      P.S. Stay sober in Rockdale but call me if you need bail $$$ (like last time).

    • JohnPaul
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      There are several, the most commonly known is Astyanax fasciatus mexicanus.


      Sorry fish nerd.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Wow! That brings back memories: I was able to see Steve Martin at the Universal Ampitheater way back in <mumbleitdatesmemumble> and the opening act was The Blues Brothers. This was during the wild and crazy guys part of Mr. Martin's career. Good shows, both.
      (And I really had no Idea of who The Blues Brothers were, but I found out!)

    • Mr. Bones
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      Foehn Watts, bet that was a Great Show!!! )

    Husband and wife are arguing about her suspected infidelity.
    Phone rings and a guy asks....is the coast clear?
    Husband yells back into the phone....how the hell should I know, its 1500 miles away....

    ....boo, hiss....

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Reminds me of something my wife's cousin used to say, "People ask if I talk to my husband during sex. I tell them no, but I could as the phone is right next to the bed."

    • smokin fool
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      And Rodney Dangerfield....my wife wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car, she asked if I could drive....

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    • Spinaker
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      Hahahaha

    • smokin fool
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      Alien Regurgitation

    Why don't wasps make honey?
    God went with the Bee plan.

    Sheesh, daughter just came and told me that one, and she knew it was bad.
    I also heard a couple of funny ones from my sister, but they are just a bit too rude for a family site!

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    • tbob4
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      Sent to my sister

    • Mr. Bones
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      Please, feel ever free to PM me th "Rude Ones... ]

      Life is tough, at present: can always do with a good chance to laugh out loud, mebbe helps heal up some old wounds, mebbe, eventually...Certainly worth a try...

      Foehn Watts

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        Years from now when young people ask about the 2020 toilet paper shortage, I'm going to tell them we had to drag our butts on the lawn, in the snow, uphill, both ways, all while being chased by murder hornets.

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        • Mr. Bones
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          I got yer Six, Brother!

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        • Donw
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          Just about sums it up no matter where you live.

        • Henrik
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          So very true.

        • wu7y
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          As has been said for many years: No one is completely useless. They can always be used as a bad example.

        Credit: BF

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        • Davek8282
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          I can only wish for such low prices. In my Canadian location we are at 1.39 per liter When I do the math that comes out at 5.26 per gallon. that's Canadian dollars so it actually a bit less in US dollars but still you get the drift.
          Last edited by Davek8282; October 23, 2021, 06:46 AM.

        • Bogy
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          Our gas is cheap compared to a lot of you because the state has only raised the tax on gas once in the past 20 years, and barely raised it then. Prices around here have really been jumping, from $2.80 to $3.30. Never know from day to day. But, Hy-Vee Supermarkets in our area give gas discounts. The exact amount varies, but if you shop the right days you can get something like 25 cents a gal. off for every $25 you spend on groceries. Even for 2 old people, it's not hard to run up a good discount.
          Last edited by Bogy; October 23, 2021, 02:35 PM.

        • Santamarina
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          $4.50/gal is about as cheap as it gets in our neck of the train wreck that is California!

        Did you hear about the rainbow that committed a minor crime?

        It was sent to prism, but it only got a light sentence.

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        • HawkerXP
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          awwwwe

        I need to do a little research, but I may replace my orchard....

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            • Panhead John
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              Absolutely hilarious……and true! 😂

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              What's worse is when the potato masher and the ladle double team you.

            • SheilaAnn
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              So absolutely true!

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