Welcome!


This is a membership forum. As a guest, you can click around a bit. View 5 pages for free. If you would like to participate, please join.

[ Pitmaster Club Information | Join Now | Login | Contact Us ]

There are 4 page views remaining.

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Jokes!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    I didn't sleep well last night, so this morning I substituted Red Bull for water when I made my coffee.

    I was halfway to work when I realised I had forgotten my car.

    Comment


      Click image for larger version

Name:	9D02AA55-C107-42B1-A33E-44935FCD18DD.jpeg
Views:	215
Size:	46.4 KB
ID:	1107834

      Comment


        How much did it cost Tom Brady to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

        Credit: BF

        Comment


        • tbob4
          tbob4 commented
          Editing a comment
          That is horrible!!!! On it’s way to my dad and brother

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
          Editing a comment
          1/2 CL

        • Jim White
          Jim White commented
          Editing a comment
          What's the first rule of pirate swordplay?

          Always keep yer buccaneers under yer buccinhat.

        Click image for larger version

Name:	245010002_196655799239867_6875476579983290638_n.jpg
Views:	181
Size:	32.4 KB
ID:	1108217

        Comment


        • Bbqmikeg
          Bbqmikeg commented
          Editing a comment
          Chicks man…

        I was raised to think before I act.

        Therefore, if I smack the crap out of you, rest assured that I have given it considerable thought and am confident in my decision.

        Comment


          Click image for larger version

Name:	404081DC-E022-40B1-BDFB-B65A83757693.jpeg
Views:	216
Size:	68.5 KB
ID:	1108262

          Comment


            1

            Comment


              Click image for larger version

Name:	all toTrue that.jpg
Views:	186
Size:	60.3 KB
ID:	1108479

              Comment


                Click image for larger version

Name:	Complaint through the ages.jpg
Views:	197
Size:	233.2 KB
ID:	1108481

                Comment


                • Wedunne
                  Wedunne commented
                  Editing a comment
                  Hard to make out the Babylonian, but I think the first line says "I would have given zero stars if I could..."

                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
                  Editing a comment
                  Looks like plentya Strong Language was thrown in on that last one...mebbe even:"See Next Rock!!!"

                • HawkerXP
                  HawkerXP commented
                  Editing a comment
                  I see " Copper! NOT CRAPPER!"

                Click image for larger version

Name:	Harsh washing instructions.jpg
Views:	188
Size:	31.7 KB
ID:	1108483

                Comment


                  Hey, man, that's harsh:

                  Click image for larger version

Name:	Harsh washing instructions.jpg
Views:	189
Size:	31.7 KB
ID:	1108486

                  Comment


                  • HawkerXP
                    HawkerXP commented
                    Editing a comment
                    especially the second time!

                  • RonB
                    RonB commented
                    Editing a comment
                    Yes - you only get one like for the same joke...

                  I really would like a planter like this in my front yard. I could call it art and really irritate the neighbors. Better yet I could say I was upcycling a broken down car!:

                  Click image for larger version

Name:	I want one for our front yard.jpg
Views:	190
Size:	130.2 KB
ID:	1108489

                  Comment


                  • Donw
                    Donw commented
                    Editing a comment
                    In one of our local towns it is still getting a parking ticket if it isn’t moved every two hours.

                  • Draznnl
                    Draznnl commented
                    Editing a comment
                    I told my wife the other day that I want a full-sized triceratops for our front lawn to piss off the decoration fascists on the HOA. This would be even better.

                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
                    Editing a comment
                    Draznnl Reckon I couldn't safely choose a "Better", betwixt them there two options, but hadda say, I find my danged ol self powerful likin th idea of either one...

                    Both'd jus be a Jubilee, an a Whoop-Holler!!!
                    Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 11, 2021, 07:55 PM. Reason: -vs=

                  Click image for larger version

Name:	One sign to rule them all.jpg
Views:	200
Size:	50.6 KB
ID:	1108492

                  Comment


                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
                    Editing a comment
                    I wanna Camp with these here folks, an cook em some food!!!

                  • Mosca
                    Mosca commented
                    Editing a comment
                    Not my usual thing, but dammit I liked this one!

                  • Santamarina
                    Santamarina commented
                    Editing a comment
                    At least they’re honest, and will likely stay in the right lane. Cheers! 🍻

                  Click image for larger version

Name:	Watch out.jpg
Views:	197
Size:	41.9 KB
ID:	1108497

                  Comment


                  • HawkerXP
                    HawkerXP commented
                    Editing a comment
                    One less hole in the ozone!

                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
                    Editing a comment
                    Yup, Dangit...

                    Done seed me such, afore, many times, over th years...

                    Ain't never no good never comes of it, when th cattles gits into my pepper patch, Nossir.

                  I ran into someone who I had not seen in years.

                  "You've become less nice and more grouchy in your old age" I was told.

                  I replied, "Not really, I've become less polite and more honest."

                  Comment


                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
                    Editing a comment
                    When th Tic-Tock gits noticeably louder, seems like suddenly there's no longer time fer any bullhonkery...

                Announcement

                Collapse
                No announcement yet.
                Working...
                X
                false
                0
                Guest
                500
                ["pitmaster-my-membership","login","join-pitmaster","lostpw","reset-password","special-offers","help","nojs","meat-ups","gifts","authaau-alpha","ebooklogin-start","alpha","start"]
                false
                false
                {"count":0,"link":"/forum/announcements/","debug":""}
                Yes
                Rubs Promo
                Meat-Up in Memphis