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  • jgg85234
    Charter Member
    • Nov 2014
    • 738
    • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
    • *Cooking Equipment
      Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
      Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
      Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
      Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
      *Controllers
      Flame Boss 200
      *Thermometers
      Thermapen MK4 (Red)
      Thermopop (Red)
      Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
      *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
      *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
      *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
      *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
      *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
      *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

    A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an
    older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters
    of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good
    week, and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare
    feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop.

    "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday,
    so I am sending you to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't
    take no for an answer."

    He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight
    tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel. The older lady and
    gentleman, as could be expected, gladly accepted and were off!

    About a month later, the little lady came in to the travel agency.

    "And how did you like your holiday?" the agent asked eagerly.

    "The flight was exciting, and the room was lovely," she said. "I've
    come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I
    had to share the room with?"

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    • jgg85234
      Charter Member
      • Nov 2014
      • 738
      • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
      • *Cooking Equipment
        Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
        Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
        Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
        Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
        Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
        Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
        *Controllers
        Flame Boss 200
        *Thermometers
        Thermapen MK4 (Red)
        Thermopop (Red)
        Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
        *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
        *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
        *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
        *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
        *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
        *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

      A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why, of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"

      "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds, "You
      don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

      "Of course" says the second. Curious, the first asks, "Where in Ireland?"

      "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it, me too! Let's have
      another round of drinks to Dublin."

      "Of course." The second man can't help himself so he asks, "What school
      did you attend?"

      "Saint Mary's," replies the first man. "I graduated in '62."
      "This is becoming unbelievable!!!" they say in unison.

      About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
      "What's up?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replied the
      bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"

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      • Mr. Bones
        Birthday Hat Master
        • Sep 2016
        • 9158
        • Kansas Territory
        • Grills / Smokers
          *********************************************

          Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
          Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
          Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
          Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
          Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
          Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
          Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
          Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

          Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
          Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
          Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

          Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
          Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
          Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
          Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
          Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
          (Lime Green)
          Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
          Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



          Thermometers:
          *********************************************
          Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
          Maverick ET-732, (Black)
          Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
          ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
          Blue ThermaPen Mk4
          Orange Thermapen Mk4
          Pink Thermapen Mk4
          ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
          ThermoWorks Smoke
          ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
          4 Pro Series cable extensions
          Smoke Gateway

          Accessories:
          *********************************************
          2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
          BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
          Warming shelf
          MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
          Backyard Grill marinade injector
          Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
          Bear Paws
          Meat Rakes
          BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



          Cookware:
          Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
          G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
          '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
          60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
          50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
          Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
          Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

          Cutlery, etc.:
          Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
          Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
          Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
          Multiple steels, from all over the planet
          Crock sticks
          Diamond stones, various
          Lansky Sharpening System

          Tableware
          Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
          Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
          Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

        If ye c'ud, dew m' a fevor, Boyo. Would'ja type th' Irish jokes jus' a skosh bit slower?
        We Paddys cain't read all that fast, some, mostly.

        Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh!

        Sláinte, is Táinte !!!
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; March 16, 2017, 02:04 AM.

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        • jgg85234
          jgg85234 commented
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          An aoine will be here before you know it. 👹

          Learned to say cheers in a lot of languages but I forgot the gaelic one

          Gia mas!
          Last edited by jgg85234; March 15, 2017, 10:54 PM.

        • tbob4
          tbob4 commented
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          Mr. Bones , let's get them in green font, too! Glass raised high to you!
      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3306
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 612
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

          LOL! This is one I wanna buy next...

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          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            One of my favorite sayings!
        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2742
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          Did you know about the French Revolution? A lot of people got their heads chopped off. Eventually the French did away with capital punishment. All the executioners were given a generous severance package....

          BAH DUM TISH!

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        • jgg85234
          Charter Member
          • Nov 2014
          • 738
          • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
          • *Cooking Equipment
            Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
            Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
            Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
            Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
            Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
            Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
            *Controllers
            Flame Boss 200
            *Thermometers
            Thermapen MK4 (Red)
            Thermopop (Red)
            Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
            *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
            *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
            *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
            *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
            *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
            *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

          Kathleen Murphy was standing vigil over her husband’s death bed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

          “My darling Kathleen,” he whispered.

          “Hush, my love,” she said. “Go back to sleep. Shhh, don’t talk.”

          But he was insistent. “Kathleen,” he said in his tired voice. “I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you.”

          “There’s nothing to confess,” replied the weeping Kathleen. “It’s all right. Everything’s all right, go to sleep now.”

          “No, no. I must die in peace, Kathleen. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother.”

          Kathleen mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. “Hush now Patrick, don’t torment yourself. I know all about it,” she said. “Why do you think I poisoned you?”

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          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            1 like from me and bravo on the green font, too. Mr. Bones - jgg85234 is keeping you happy!

          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            😂😂😂👍👍👍

          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            As very nearly half Irish, I also applaud! And my maternal great-grandma was Kathleen!
        • jgg85234
          Charter Member
          • Nov 2014
          • 738
          • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
          • *Cooking Equipment
            Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
            Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
            Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
            Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
            Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
            Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
            *Controllers
            Flame Boss 200
            *Thermometers
            Thermapen MK4 (Red)
            Thermopop (Red)
            Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
            *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
            *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
            *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
            *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
            *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
            *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

          Three guys – one Irish, one English, and one Scottish – are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

          “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total,” says the genie.

          The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my dad’s a fisherman, his dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.” So, with a blink of the genie’s eye, the oceans were teeming with fish.

          The Englishman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity.”

          Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around England.

          The Irishman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.”

          The Irishman says, “Fill it up with water.”

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          • JCBBQ
            Club Member
            • Jan 2016
            • 1060
            • Jersey City, NJ
            • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              2x Mavrick 732
              Therma Pen Orange
              Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
              SF Giants

              MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

            A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
            “Magic beer,” he says
            “Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
            Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
            “Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
            The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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            • Atalanta
              Atalanta commented
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              The version I know has him claim there are powerful updrafts (or would that be updraughts) between the buildings.
          • JCBBQ
            Club Member
            • Jan 2016
            • 1060
            • Jersey City, NJ
            • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              2x Mavrick 732
              Therma Pen Orange
              Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
              SF Giants

              MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

            Q: What has four legs and one arm?

            A: A happy pit bull.

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            • EdF
              EdF
              Club Member
              • Jul 2016
              • 3201
              • Atlantic Highlands, NJ
              • Uuni Pro (new kid in town)
                Karubeque C-60
                Large BGE since 2002 + plate setter + pizza stone + upper grid + stainless paella pan for drippings (the best!)
                TEC Cherokee FR since 2014 (portable infrared grill - does a mighty sear)
                Polyscience Sous Vide Pro since 2012 (wasn't much else available in those days)
                Thermapen
                Thermapen Air
                ThermaQ (or its predecessor)
                Thermoworks Hi temp IR
                BBQ Dragon & Chimney of Insanity
                Various other stuff

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              "Waiting for the cook"!

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              • tbob4
                tbob4 commented
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                EdF - fantastic response! Laughing like crazy.
            • jgg85234
              Charter Member
              • Nov 2014
              • 738
              • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
              • *Cooking Equipment
                Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
                Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
                Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
                Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
                Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
                Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
                *Controllers
                Flame Boss 200
                *Thermometers
                Thermapen MK4 (Red)
                Thermopop (Red)
                Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
                *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
                *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
                *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
                *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
                *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
                *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

              That lantern with the genie (Jinn) in it does nasty things to people all over the world. Last time I heard about it, it rolled up next to 3 guys who were in a lifeboat, because their ship had sunk and they were the only survivors. The Jinn said, "I normally grant 3 wishes to whoever lets me out of the bottle, but since there are 3 of you, I'll give you each one wish. First one tomorrow".

              Sure enough, the Jinn reappeared the next day, and asked the first man what he had decided to wish for. The man said, "Being out here on the ocean was fun and all, but I need to get back to my job and my family, so my wish is simply to return home" Poof! he was gone from the lifeboat and back at home.

              Day two, the Jinn reappeared and asked the second man what he wished for. Second man said, "I thought about lots of places, but I think my best wish is that I, too, return to my home" Poof! He too was returned to his home.

              The third guy has been alone for another entire day. There's no food or water in the lifeboat, so he's basically delirious. The Jinn says "you are the last person. What is your wish". The man rolled over and stood up. He said "it's really lonely out here on the ocean with no one to talk to. I wish my friends were with me" Poof! Jinn gone, 2 friends returned

              Jim

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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 12586
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

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                Irish!

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                • Thunder77
                  Founding Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 2742
                  • Halethorpe, MD
                  • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                  How can you tell an Irishman has heard a good joke?
                  He's Dublin' over with laughter!! 😂😂

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                  • tbob4
                    tbob4 commented
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                    You are on a Spinaker roll! Good job.
                • Thunder77
                  Founding Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 2742
                  • Halethorpe, MD
                  • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                  What does an Irishman call his outdoor table and chairs?
                  Paddy 'O furniture. 😜😜

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                  • tbob4
                    tbob4 commented
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                    Spinaker - Read this to the wife. She laughed and said "You guys are getting dumber every day". That's a compliment. Good job Thunder77!

                  • Spinaker
                    Spinaker commented
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                    Hahahaha. tbob4

                  • GadjetGriller
                    GadjetGriller commented
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                    Dang and I just find this now!! I could have pestered the heck out of people with it back on St Paddy's day!! Will have to remember it for next year!!

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                GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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                GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily rmoved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

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                Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

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                The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is beautifully designed, completely portable, and much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado.

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                Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

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                The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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                Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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                This is the first propane smoker with a thermostat, making this baby foolproof. Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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                Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

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                A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

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                Track Up To Six Temperatures At Once

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                FireBoard Drive 2 is an updated version of a well-received product that sets the standard for performance and functionality in the wireless food thermometer/thermostatic controller class.

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                The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

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                Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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                Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

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                Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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