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    NO MORE CONE OF SHAME!
    Next time try the flower of protection.


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    • SheilaAnn
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      I don’t care where y’all are from, at there’s funny!

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      Did the person who came up with the term "one hit wonder" ever come up with anything else?

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      • Mr. Bones
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        LOL! Great Question, Brother!
        Very Steven Wright~esque, as well!
        (Love dat guy! )

      • Bbqmikeg
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        One and done.


      • Worse yet, we know about it.

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      • wu7y
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        If I'm playing poker I'm gonna be looking for tells, not ti*s.

      • Mr. Bones
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        Why, Hail... they ain't even enuff meat there to even make oneself a proper 3 pc chicken dinner, even given garlic, green onion, sour cream mashed taters, homemade gravy, an a side veggie, mebbe two...

        I sure in tha Hail wouldn't find ^^that there^^ distractin...rolleyes:

        YMMV, I reckon...
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 28, 2021, 07:08 PM. Reason: tidyin up, a wee bit...

      • Foehn Watts
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        Gawd, I saw this and though ot this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJH9bIeHD1k which I post with no futher comment. ;-)
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 29, 2021, 11:22 AM.

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      • Bbqmikeg
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        They are their own beards.

      • Mr. Bones
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        Anybody have EXACT >>Grid Coordinates<<, by any kinda long shot chance???

        (Askin, fer a Friend lol!)
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 28, 2021, 07:14 PM.

      A 93 year old man was confessing to a priest that he was dating two 24 year old women at the same time.
      The priest asked if he was Catholic? The old man said he was a Baptist .
      The priest asked "Then why are you telling a Catholic priest?"

      The old man said "I'm 93, I'm telling everyone I can."

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        Things I wonder about:

        If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

        Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

        If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

        If FedEx and UPS were to mere, would they call it 'FED UP'?

        If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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            • Santamarina
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              Brilliant…all of them!

            • Mr. Bones
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              Copy all four, Lima Charlie, Brother LOL

            • Foehn Watts
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              Looks like that border collie needs a job.
              Other than washing the inside walls.

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            • HawkerXP
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              !960 Impala!
              Dad had the 1959 Kingswood wagon with those same fins.

            • Foehn Watts
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              OOOOH, Bogy do you remember when we went out to the point jus' after that pic?
              :-)

            • Bogy
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              Foehn Watts Great times!

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            • Sid P
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              Sweet ride! Wow, fooled me!
              Last edited by Sid P; September 28, 2021, 12:24 PM. Reason: I thought it was a Challenger.

            • Jfrosty27
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              Thats a ‘69 Camaro SS. 350 ci with a four speed stick. Really a fun car. Almost killed me though. I was young AND stupid!

            • Foehn Watts
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              So when did you get the Borg conversion to look like a bbq grill?

              Nice car, BTW.

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              • new2smoking
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                This is great. Need to share with the family.

              • Texas Larry
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                Brilliant! My fam are PB nuts.

              • Mr. Bones
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                All On Board, since afore it came out, but they summarized quite nicely!!!

                Love this movie, watch it frequently, an still always laugh, an post quotes, memes, etc.

                Where I was borned, reckon folks jus had it all shortened down to m****r*****r!!!

                BOOM!
                BOOM! BOOM!
                Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 30, 2021, 06:41 PM. Reason: ficksed spailin

              An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

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