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    • ofelles
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      Hey I resemble that remark!

    • wu7y
      wu7y commented
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      Love it! For our sister's 50th birthday my brothers and I bought a full size billboard ad located on our home town main street announcing the fact that she was celebrating the big "50" in March. She was pissed, to say the least but took some smug solace in the fact that we had only rented the space for a week. What she didn't know was that in NE Wyoming March is not a busy time of the year for bill board sales and the message would stay up there until someone else bought the space.

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      Troutman as a baby:

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Still room fer two more, + queso an chips!!!

      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        And always room for Tres Leche!

      I saw an old man being jumped by three would be robbers. No way was I going to watch this without getting involved so I jumped into the fray. He didn't stand a chance against the four of us.

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      • CaptainMike
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        I do recall a tussle our dear Bonsey got caught up in some time ago. Seems our intrepid crime stopper got a bit of a bump on the noggin whilst a couple of ne'er do wells got quite a bit more than little bumps on their noggins.
        Last edited by CaptainMike; September 25, 2021, 06:38 PM.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        CaptainMike "I have no 'clear recollection' of that particular event, at this point in time, Sir."

      • 58limited
        58limited commented
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        Don't F with a war vet, nothing you can bring will phase them.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Amen, Sister!!!

        PREACH!!!

      I was trying to find a way to insert this in a comment to @fracmeister's post above but this should work: (Don't you just love the look in the old guy's eyes?)

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      Somewhere I saw a T-shirt with the message, Don't F*** with old men. We won't fight you - we'll just kill you."

      I liked it.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        ???Moi??? 0:-)

        No thanks needed; after all, yall done financed my whole Grand Adventures...
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 25, 2021, 06:11 PM.

      • wu7y
        wu7y commented
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        Oui, vous.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Ahhh!!! [email protected]#$%^&*(+

        Fergot to turn on th <innocent> tag, in my previous comment, oops.

        An, obviously, ya done missed th Halo, above 0:-) </innocent>
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 25, 2021, 06:41 PM.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        I resemble that remark, Brother! CaptainMike

      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        As do I, Mr. Bones, as do I.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Peas in a pod, peas an carrots, Bruthas from a Different Mutha, Mike! etc...Brotherman...!

        My glass is eternally lifted to you, for all the Good you have done, Good Sirrah!

        CaptainMike
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      • Bogy
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        I tried to share that first one with my wife. She yelled, "What?" from the other room.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        This here kinda thing is where a dog's loyalty Really comes shinin through!!!!

      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        -- 5 minutes later the wife checked the temp outside and called the dogs in.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Foehn Watts True Dat, Sister!

        ROFLMAO, thanks! I Needed Dat!!!
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 26, 2021, 04:59 AM.

      I was thinking of transitioning. The doctor said I have to take steps of living like a woman. I asked if I could start with PMS.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        PMS? Oh, you mean Pure Manly Squirrelyness.

        By posting on this board, you have taken your first steps. . .

      • SheilaAnn
        SheilaAnn commented
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        What Foehn Watts said! 🤣

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        SheilaAnn - my wife found no humor in the joke! Hahahahaha

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Yup.

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      • RonB
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        Bighorn Dave - duplicates are posted all the time here, usually not so close together though...

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Bighorn Dave - duplicates are posted all the time here, usually not so close together though…😉

      • Bighorn Dave
        Bighorn Dave commented
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        OK, so beat me with a stick. Jeez what crap.

      [QUOTE=Bogy;n1099660]I feel it is my responsibility to keep you all up on the latest theological advances. So here goes:

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      • CaptainMike
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        Ah, a Murder Cat, I know the breed well!

      I do the equivalent of this all the time. Dang those cats who hold me in thrall.
      The dog too. She just gave me major cow eyes crossed with puppy dog eyes.


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      • Foehn Watts
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        Oh, yeah, Bogy , none of us would EVER do that.

      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        This is the story of my life, Siamese and all!

      • gcdmd
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        Is that what they call a koan?

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