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    • Mr. Bones
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      A *****inmen!
      First one already I have shown,hereabouts...it hangs out above me bar...

      Second one? It will, quite soon...

    • JohnPaul
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      Hmm, average person maybe. Recalculating with my consumption and the same miles. I'm much more to a Hummer H1 than Honda Civic that's never gone over 55MPH.

    • Mr. Bones
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      JohnPaul

      An, yeah...I'm Irish lol!
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 19, 2021, 07:10 PM.

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Mr. Bones That's all you can do as I've seen your picture, and no way you're livin' this one!

    • Bogy
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      I look at people when I'm using a crosswalk and dare'em. "Go ahead and hit me! I'll put the biggest dang dent in your car I can!"

    • Mr. Bones
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      Yup, true dat ComfortablyNumb ...I'm much closer to shoots of asparagus, than a rather large squash lol

      Don't haveta diet, though...

      only 21,759 days old...
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 18, 2021, 07:38 PM.

    I recently switched from coffee to orange juice in the mornings, and I am much happier. My doctor says it's the Vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Tito's, at least, am I right???

      Never settle fer bottom shelf vodka; Life's jus too dang danged precious, an short...

    • Red Man
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      Go back to coffee…add bourbon for extra happiness 😁

    • Mr. Bones
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      Red Man BINGO!!!!

      I keeps me some Tito's on my bar, fer makin Bloody Marys...bout all vodka's good fer, exceptin auto parts cleanin, imo...

      Don't wanna be known as that guy who's up at 0500, already drinkin him some vodka, neither...

      I have no such compunction bout Bourbon fer breakfast, though!

      Basically jus fermented 'Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions'...
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 19, 2021, 11:56 AM.

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    • Bogy
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      I'll take that dog!

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    • Red Man
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      It took me a few tries to read the second one any other way! 😂

    How PJ spends his Sunday afternoons!
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      • 58limited
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        1st one - Senior hell, that would have been awesome in college.

      • Mr. Bones
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        LOL!
        Senior???
        Pshaw! Where's th IV, an th danged ol ashtrays, anyhow?
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 19, 2021, 04:50 PM.

      As you get older your eyesight may weaken, however your ability to see through other people's BS gets sharper!

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      • wu7y
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        I've always thought I could usually see through other peoples' BS. But as I get older my tolerance for it has taken a real hit. I feel much better now.

      • ComfortablyNumb
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        wu7y Thanks for reminding me, I need to change the hydraulic fluid in my backhoe!

      • Mr. Bones
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        Preach.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Oh, Brotherman....
        That, right there, is WAY too @#$%^&*" funny

      The cowboy went into the drugstore and told the clerk "Gimme 3 packs of them there condoms."

      The clerk asked, "Will you need a bag, sir?"

      The cowboy said, "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

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      • wu7y
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        An oldie but goodie.

        We gotta be careful with jokes like that in these parts. Most of our friends of the "gentler" sex are perfectly capable of giving us a real good ass kickin'.

      • Mr. Bones
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        diggin in, just in case...

        this could go either way...

        over th years, have learned I'm summat allergic to chunks of white hot metal streakin through th air at supersonic speeds...
        makes me break out in bloody, gapin holes, an such...
        reckon, I jus got sensitive skin...
        totally my bad, sry...

      The same cowboy went into a saloon and asked for a shot of whiskey. He downed it and walked outside, went behind his horse, and kissed the horse on the butt.

      He went back inside and ordered another shot. He downed it, went outside, went behind his horse and kissed the horse's butt.

      He did this two more times and finally the bartender asked him, "Why do you keep kissing your horse's butt?"

      The cowboy replied, "My lips are chapped."

      The bartender asked, "Does kissing your horse's butt help your lips?"

      The cowboy replied, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Ooorrraaahhh! LOL

        Oldie, but a Dang Danged Goodie, still!

      Bumpitty



      An New:

      Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 20, 2021, 09:26 PM.

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      • Bbqmikeg
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        Genesis 3:10! 🤣

      • Donw
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        Loved the monk telling jokes. Reminds me of the true story of my brother and his best friend, now Father B....,, who when younger got thrown out of a ‘Gentlemen’s Club,’ directed the arriving police to the wrong door, and then made their escape in an idling police car which they dropped off a few blocks away.

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Actually that guy is smarter than the rest. Not only does he not have to exert himself, the others aren't smart enough to realise they are working harder!

      • Huskee
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        How dumb. Clearly that truck's back window is a PULL window.

      • 58limited
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        ComfortablyNumb That is a lesson I learned long ago. When visiting friends on their ranches, I always sit in the middle of the truck - I don't have to drive or open the gates.

      Had a nephew that called 'em mimis. . . :

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        • tbob4
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          Hahahahahaha

        • wu7y
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          You were the only one they were curious about? 🤣

          Sorry, buddy. I had to do it. Was way too hard to pass up.

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