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    • new2smoking
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      Gary Larson was great! That cracks me up.

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      Why couldn't the chili pepper go to archery practice?

      Because he didn't habanero...

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        I found a new website that offer German food. I placed my first order, the sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.

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        Paper is not dead:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiojmTrZYqg

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        • Stuey1515
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          This I like, haha



        Enjoy.

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        • Mr. Bones
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          been through a few, one in MS, one in PR

          Less than fun...

          kinda like a slow motion tornado; half speed/ twice duration...best I can figger
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 14, 2021, 08:53 PM.

        • SheilaAnn
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          Hilarious! Saw him live at the Long Beach Terrace Theatre a while back. Too funny!

        • Sid P
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          My favorite.

        Drew Carey, first time on Carson.

        Last edited by Panhead John; September 14, 2021, 04:56 PM.

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Noice! Always have enjoyed Drew...

        • Huskee
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          Never realized just how long ol' Drew's been in the biz.

        • Bogy
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          When you think that it's been 29 years since Carson retired, then you realize how long the guys who were young and just starting out when they appeared on his show have been around.

        My mind thinks I'm 25 years old..

        My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

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        • Bogy
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          ComfortablyNumb, it's not that I'm getting old, I could only put one ceiling fan today because my wife bought an unnecessarily complicated to install fan. Still have one more of those to put up, but I'm going to wait for when I can have my son complete the part that makes me really feel the arthritis in my thumbs. We needed one more, so I gave her explicit directions on which one to buy. Should take me a fraction of the time.

        • gcdmd
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          Bogy
          Good luck with that.

        • Bogy
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          gcdmd I have my fingers crossed, but last night we ordered it from the home improvement store, and all she had to do today was pick it up.

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          Louie Anderson, first time on Carson….he kills it.

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            You might be a redneck if……….

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            • Bogy
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              About the time he did this I was making a lot of trips between Missouri, where I was living, and Rochester, MN, where my dad was spending a lot of time in the hospitals associated with the Mayo Clinic. I must have left about the same time every time, because I'd be hitting the same town at about 11:55, listening to the same radio station, and they'd play a track from "You Might Be a Redneck" right before they broke for the news.

            • gcdmd
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              With grocery bags from the same grocery store they had redneck matched luggage.

              If your dog has puppies and they look a lot like you...

            • Mr. Bones
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              I can SO Imagine how them poor folks must feel... (Rednecks/ Rubricollis Ferus)

              How Very Humiliatin, an emasculatin that must be, to havedta enndure...
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 20, 2021, 06:22 AM. Reason: tunin

            It last a reason to keep going!

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              It took me a few years to realize that I was the kind of kid my parents didn't want me to play with.

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              • Mr. Bones
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                One of th best lines I've ever done heared in me life.... ROFLMAO

                Might havedta steal it, now, an again!

              • wu7y
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                Thanks, Mr. Bones. I wish I could claim it as mine but I can't remember where/when I first heard it so I can't even credit it properly.

                Thinking about it, it may have been a high school friend whose sense of humor is even stranger than mine.
                Last edited by wu7y; September 20, 2021, 10:57 AM.

              • Mr. Bones
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                A Strange sense of humour is a valuable tool to have been given, in order to face Life, head-on, imce...
                Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 20, 2021, 11:03 AM. Reason: -e

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              • new2smoking
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                wu7y The Italian/American anti-defamation league is a gonna break a some a your bonesa for dat.

              • Clark
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                wu7y I just gnu someone would tell that old joke.

              • Joey877
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                What udder bullsh!t.

                I win - two puns in one.

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