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    Dallas Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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    • Polarbear777
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      This joke was posted earlier but with a bear cub in court choosing between parents. Decided to go with Chicago bears. :-)

    • SheilaAnn
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      Awww…. Not the Bears! (Monster of the Midway are my team).

    • Santamarina
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      Been hearing a version of this for 35+ years…and it never gets old! 🤣


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        • Santamarina
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          Too dangerous - drones and all. Best to use a rifle to take care of this infringement.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Flammenwerfer! Nicht Gewehr!

        • new2smoking
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          Das stimt, Mr. Bones. Ein Flammenwerfer wird ausgezeichnet sein. Viel besser als Kugeln!

        “Under quarantine, marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century, but hippies finally won.” – Ruth Buzzi, actor

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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          We're not quite done. Once we can take away your soap our conquest will be complete!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Boy, Howdy! Have I ever played me some gigs like that, right there!!!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Ptooii!!! LOL

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              NO!



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            • Santamarina
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              🤮🤮🤮

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                • Jfrosty27
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                  Ha! I Ioved that show. Especially those short little bits. It’s still shown on my cable network from time to time. I always tune in. Thanks for this.

                My neighbour asked if he could borrow my cordless drill. I said yes.

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                He didn't seem very appreciative.

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                • Craigar
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                  I need to go on the prowl for one of those to have handy when one of the troglodyte kids come home to borrow my drill.

                • Oak Smoke
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                  They’re pretty common in the antique malls and junk shops I frequent looking for cast iron.

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