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    • Mr. Bones
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      If yer Happy an ya know it
      Then yer face will shorely show it

    • HawkerXP
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      Sounds like a keeper.

    • MBMorgan
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      I’m ashamed to admit that I understood it right away … off to seek psychiatric help now … 😐 …

      There really should be multiple hams, tho’ …
      Last edited by MBMorgan; September 4, 2021, 04:28 PM.



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      Perhaps?

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      • HawkerXP
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        NOT!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          While, notably not widely reckognicized as a Grammer Expert; I do finds myself feelin a certain sense of Forebodin, bout this on, rye cheer...

        I wish I could do this to my cats at times:

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        • Mr. Bones
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          ROFLMAO Heaven knows, th cat does it to me, plenty!!!
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 5, 2021, 05:30 PM.

        • SheilaAnn
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          Preach!

        Bubba and Johnny Ray were sitting on the from porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

        "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

        "Do What?" asked Johnny Ray.

        "Send my grass out to be mowed!"


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          Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ”Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.

          Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.” A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.” Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear……I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.”

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Here, kitty kitty...!!!

          Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig.

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            An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads 1 for $3, 3 for $10. A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

            The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing." The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."

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              A lawyer gets into a car accident. He was driving his Ferrari, stopped, opened his door, and another car zoomed by, hit and ripped off the door. The lawyer jumps out of the car and shouts, "My Ferrari! My Ferrari!" A man is passing by and notes, "You lawyer. You're all about money. You're worried about your Ferrari and not even noticing that your arm was ripped off along with that door." The lawyer looks at his missing arm and shouts, "My Rolex! My Rolex!!"




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                Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands?

                Same as with the Virgin Islands...

                No canaries there either.

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                    • Panhead John
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                      😂😂

                    • wu7y
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                      Not surprising. Who would celebrate shooting a salad?

                    No doubt you wondered where they came from

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                    • HawkerXP
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                      I at first thought it was where spatchcock chicken came from!

                    • Santamarina
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                      HawkerXP …brilliant!

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