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    • Stuey1515
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      Haha, me yesterday!!!

    • Rfhd69
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      Haaaaaa!

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      My job is to drive a truck. There are not enough 'Amens' to save my ass if I fall asleep.

    • JimLinebarger
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      ComfortablyNumb There may be a few "Holy s##t's" though.

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      This one might go over the head of the sneakers crowd.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        With four hungry children and a crop in the field

      • HawkerXP
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        What a heel!

      • ComfortablyNumb
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        HawkerXP I've been called worse.

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        • Panhead John
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          Have to say, not gonna lie, I laughed out loud at that one.

        • gcdmd
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          Panhead John
          I'm sending it to my granddaughter in optometry school.

        More Will Rogers quotes:

        "No man is great if he thinks he is."

        "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

        "Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people."

        "I don't tell jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

        "Never miss a good chance to shut up."

        "My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met 'em at the boat."

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          My cousin posted "I'm expecting twins!"
          I replied "Finally, two kids from the same man."
          Then she blocked me.
          Last edited by ofelles; August 30, 2021, 09:39 AM.

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          • Panhead John
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            Sometimes spelling is important in a joke. 😉 kids

          • ofelles
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            I thought that job was given to Bonesy Panhead John

          • Panhead John
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            Even though Mr. Bones is well known as a prolific speller around these parts, I am continuing with grammatical corrections, as I was the first here to do so. Nah nah nah nah nah.
            Last edited by Panhead John; August 30, 2021, 12:17 PM.

          Quarantine Day #????
          Today I melted an ice cube with my mind by just staring at it.
          It took a lot longer than I thought it would.
          Last edited by ofelles; August 30, 2021, 09:40 AM.

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          • Panhead John
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            See above comment……. longer

          • ofelles
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            @Panhead John
            see above comment

          Once I've had my coffee, I can use my big words.
          Before Coffee, I mostly use the ones with four letters.

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            I just learned a dentist up the street from us got arrested for dealing drugs. Just goes to show you how wrong you can be about your neighbors, I’ve been going to this guy for well over a decade, I never knew he was a dentist.

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            mariana Z
            @mariana057

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              I learned today that the average person consumes nine alcoholic drinks a week.

              I also learned that I am above average.

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              • Stuey1515
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                That must make me a gold class champion 🤣!!

              • Panhead John
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                Hell, that’s breakfast.

              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Panhead John Texas Pride doesn't count ;-)

              ComfortablyNumb You mean this?

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                The Mayfly by Douglas Florian | Poetry Foundation

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