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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Have you seen the weather forecast for the next forty days and nights?

    • Foehn Watts
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      ComfortablyNumb -- Oh man, a prediction like rain. But 'round here it will be predicting dry for the next 40 & 40.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Clever Ploy!

    Make sure you to read the tiny comment at the bottom of this sign:

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Poor Kitty...

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      • SheilaAnn
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        I need this tshirt!

      • Foehn Watts
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        SheilaAnn : I've been meaning to get a version of the above tee for a couple of years now. The version I've been eyeballing is not as colorful as the one above, but here ya go: https://www.signals.com/HX4201.html
        Or you can go to the website and type "you matter" in their seach box.

      Yesterday, I had a flat tire. So I eased my horse trailer over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my trailer facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nudity to the approaching drivers.
      But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody beeped their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
      He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
      "What's going on here?"
      "My horse trailer has a flat tire," I said calmly.
      "Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
      I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Those are my emergency flashers!"

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      • gcdmd
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        So bad.

      • Foehn Watts
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        Nope gcdmd , so great!

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      • SheilaAnn
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        LOVE THE FIRST ONE!

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        • Bbqmikeg
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          I call my wife on my lunch breaks sometimes as ask her “How are we doing on bail money?”

        ofelles Your post above is so true to life for these past 18 months or so. My wife getting dressed to see a new grandchild born in the middle of the lockdown:
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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          When she' done visiting I'll let her spray my orchard!

        • ofelles
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          The new normal!?!

        • SheilaAnn
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          😢😢😢

          Wishing you peace and love

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            Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'


            And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.

            And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve

            And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

            And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

            And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal..'

            And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.

            And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

            And they were comforted.


            And God was pleased.

            And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

            After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration.

            Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

            And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are.

            The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
            And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


            And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.

            And Adam and Eve learned humility.
            And they were greatly improved.


            And God was pleased.
            And Dog was happy.


            And the Cat . . .

            didn't give a shit one way or the other...

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            • SheilaAnn
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              Mr. Bones preach! We know….

              How is Smokey joe?

            • Stuey1515
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              So true!!

            • Mr. Bones
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              Smokey Joe is doin jus fine, thanks fer askin after him, SheilaAnn !

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            • SheilaAnn
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              Not sayin, just sayin….

            Originally posted by wu7y View Post
            Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'


            And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.

            And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve

            And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

            And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

            And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal..'

            And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.

            And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

            And they were comforted.


            And God was pleased.

            And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

            After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration.

            Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

            And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are.

            The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
            And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


            And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.

            And Adam and Eve learned humility.
            And they were greatly improved.


            And God was pleased.
            And Dog was happy.


            And the Cat . . .

            didn't give a shit one way or the other...
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