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  • Spinaker
    Moderator
    • Nov 2014
    • 10993
    • Land of Tonka
    • John "J R"
      Instagram: JRBowlsby
      Smokin' Hound Que
      Minnesota/ United States of America

      ********************************************
      Assistants
      Dexter (Beagle mix)
      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
      ************************

      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
      Big Green Egg (Large) X3
      Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

      Karubeque C-60
      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
      Lodge L410 Hibachi
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
      R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

      Weber Spirit Gasser
      ******************.
      Thermometers
      FireBoard (Base Package)
      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
      Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
      **************

      Accessories
      Big Green Egg Plate Setter
      Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
      Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

      Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
      Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

      Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
      Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
      Eggspander Kit X2
      Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

      Finex Cat Iron Line
      FireBoard Drive
      Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
      Grill Grates
      Joule Water Circulator
      KBQ Fire Grate

      Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
      Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
      Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
      Large Vortex
      Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
      Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
      Smithey No. 12
      Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
      Stargazer No.10, 12
      Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
      Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
      ********************************
      Fuel
      FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
      Kingsford Blue and White
      Rockwood Lump Charcoal
      Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
      **************************

      Cutlery
      Buck 119 Special
      Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

      Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
      Global
      Shun
      Wusthof
      *******
      Next Major Purchase
      Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

    Did you know........

    You can kill vegetarian Vampires with a Steak to the Heart?

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    • Steve Vojtek
      Steve Vojtek commented
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      Blade is on our side - he will protect us from evil vegetarian day walkers ... I hope If not I will keep a frozen steak or two...just in case ..
      Last edited by Steve Vojtek; March 7, 2017, 07:23 AM.

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      I mean....why not. If the myth isn't true.....at least you have a few steaks!! Steve Vojtek

    • Steve Vojtek
      Steve Vojtek commented
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      Love the way you think..win win situation ..awesome!...
  • Breadhead
    Banned Former Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 0

    This guy needs to join the Pit and acquire MCS... his first purchase will be a Thermapen.😎
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    • Steve Vojtek
      Steve Vojtek commented
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      Maybe he should turn his grill on????!!
  • Spinaker
    Moderator
    • Nov 2014
    • 10993
    • Land of Tonka
    • John "J R"
      Instagram: JRBowlsby
      Smokin' Hound Que
      Minnesota/ United States of America

      ********************************************
      Assistants
      Dexter (Beagle mix)
      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
      ************************

      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
      Big Green Egg (Large) X3
      Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

      Karubeque C-60
      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
      Lodge L410 Hibachi
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
      R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

      Weber Spirit Gasser
      ******************.
      Thermometers
      FireBoard (Base Package)
      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
      Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
      **************

      Accessories
      Big Green Egg Plate Setter
      Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
      Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

      Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
      Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

      Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
      Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
      Eggspander Kit X2
      Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

      Finex Cat Iron Line
      FireBoard Drive
      Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
      Grill Grates
      Joule Water Circulator
      KBQ Fire Grate

      Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
      Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
      Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
      Large Vortex
      Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
      Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
      Smithey No. 12
      Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
      Stargazer No.10, 12
      Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
      Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
      ********************************
      Fuel
      FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
      Kingsford Blue and White
      Rockwood Lump Charcoal
      Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
      **************************

      Cutlery
      Buck 119 Special
      Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

      Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
      Global
      Shun
      Wusthof
      *******
      Next Major Purchase
      Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

    How does NASA put on a party?

    They Planet
    Last edited by Spinaker; March 6, 2017, 09:40 PM.

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    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Two thumbs up!

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      I stole that one from Neil deGrasse Tyson. tbob4
  • Huskee
    Administrator
    • May 2014
    • 15541
    • central MI, USA
    • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

      Smokers / Grills
      • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
      • PBC
      • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
      • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
      • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
      • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
      • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
      • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
      • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

      Thermometers
      • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
      • (7) Maverick ET-732s
      • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
      • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
      • Thermapen MkII, orange
      • ThermoPop, yellow
      • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
      • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
      • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
      • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

      Accessories
      • Instant Pot 6qt
      • Anova Bluetooth SV
      • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
      • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
      • BBQ Dragon
      • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
      • Weber grill topper
      • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
      • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
      • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

      Beverages
      • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
      • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
      • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
      • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
      • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
      • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
      • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

      About me
      Real name: Aaron
      Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

      Occupation:
      • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

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    It's 2017 and we've been able to put people on the moon for 50 years, yet moving a picture around an electronic document messes up the universe.

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    • MBMorgan
      MBMorgan commented
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      Story of my life ...

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      That's only funny because I'm not trying to work within the program right now!!! Hahahaha
  • Steve Vojtek
    Charter Member
    • Mar 2015
    • 612
    • Melbourne Australia
    • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
      Diy electric smoker
      A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
      Gas powered pizza oven
      GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
      Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
      Slow'nSear - my favourite
      2 x Thermapens
      2 x wireless thermometers
      3 x wired thermometers
      Favourite drink:
      Scotch whiskey various brands
      American Honey WT
      And beer ....
      And at work just plain old chilled water....

    That's funny.. The wonders of modern technology..
    Like trying to post on my Yoga tab 3 pro the keyboard covers half the screen and my clumsy fingers hit stuff and weird things happen...its frustrating and funny at the same time....
    You have no idea how many times I have to come back to a post and " restore the content " to finish a post.. It seems to have a mind of its own but I know its my fingers touching parts they shouldn't ... I'm working on it...
    Sometimes I feel like throwing it in the bin and getting another laptop with a separate keyboard... Don't even get me started on the autocorrect...It changes my perfectly good words into something else...I know how to spell but AC seems to think he knows better..

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    • Lowjiber
      Lowjiber commented
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      If you have a USB port, why not just buy an el cheapo wireless keyboard? Best Buy has 'em for less than $20.

    • Steve Vojtek
      Steve Vojtek commented
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      This thing doesn't have a USB port but I guess I could get a Bluetooth keyboard..
      Still I'd prefer something that is attached to the keyboard but this is the ' modern technology ' so I'd better get used to it...like my phone - the keyboard thingie is much smaller....

    • Lowjiber
      Lowjiber commented
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      Bluetooth works well for keyboards.
  • Breadhead
    Banned Former Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 0

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    • Steve Vojtek
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 612
      • Melbourne Australia
      • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
        Diy electric smoker
        A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
        Gas powered pizza oven
        GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
        Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
        Slow'nSear - my favourite
        2 x Thermapens
        2 x wireless thermometers
        3 x wired thermometers
        Favourite drink:
        Scotch whiskey various brands
        American Honey WT
        And beer ....
        And at work just plain old chilled water....

      NASA party... Spinaker

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      • Spinaker
        Spinaker commented
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        Hahahaha yes!!! That would be a blast!
    • Steve Vojtek
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 612
      • Melbourne Australia
      • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
        Diy electric smoker
        A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
        Gas powered pizza oven
        GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
        Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
        Slow'nSear - my favourite
        2 x Thermapens
        2 x wireless thermometers
        3 x wired thermometers
        Favourite drink:
        Scotch whiskey various brands
        American Honey WT
        And beer ....
        And at work just plain old chilled water....

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      • Craigar
        Craigar commented
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        Hahaha!!! I and still burn the hair off of my hands every year!

      • Steve Vojtek
        Steve Vojtek commented
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        @Craigar
        Sadly me too. There seems to be a caveman hiding in all of us......can't seem to resist the fire...
    • Steve Vojtek
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 612
      • Melbourne Australia
      • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
        Diy electric smoker
        A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
        Gas powered pizza oven
        GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
        Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
        Slow'nSear - my favourite
        2 x Thermapens
        2 x wireless thermometers
        3 x wired thermometers
        Favourite drink:
        Scotch whiskey various brands
        American Honey WT
        And beer ....
        And at work just plain old chilled water....

      Why pay 10 bucks for a chicken when you can get it 12cents cheaper?...LOL

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      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        That has to be the lamest idea for an ad I've seen. How about at least "Why cook your own chicken?" or something along those lines...

      • Steve Vojtek
        Steve Vojtek commented
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        Huskee Yeah its lame! Especially since the chicken is not bbq'd at all it is just oven roasted...
        I know cause I used to buy it before I learned to do it better myself ...LOL
    • Steve Vojtek
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 612
      • Melbourne Australia
      • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
        Diy electric smoker
        A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
        Gas powered pizza oven
        GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
        Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
        Slow'nSear - my favourite
        2 x Thermapens
        2 x wireless thermometers
        3 x wired thermometers
        Favourite drink:
        Scotch whiskey various brands
        American Honey WT
        And beer ....
        And at work just plain old chilled water....

      Before I joined AR......

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      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        Perfect!
    • gcdmd
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 1152
      • The Republic of Texas

      This may have been posted before, but what the heck.

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      • Atalanta
        Atalanta commented
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        Angry BBQ's person needs to grill in winter!

      • Steve Vojtek
        Steve Vojtek commented
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        My opinion: It' s only angry cause no one bothers to fire it up.... and use it.
    • gcdmd
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 1152
      • The Republic of Texas

      For an endless supply of laughs, Google There I Fixed It or go to the Darwin Award web site.

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      • Atalanta
        Atalanta commented
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        Don't forget "Mom, Watch this!" or "Hold my beer." Though I wonder, which phrase bodes worse, "Hold my beer" or "What could possibly go wrong?"

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        Atalanta "Don't worry, Dad. I know what I"m doing." was always a good way to raise my resting heart rate and blood pressure.
        Last edited by gcdmd; March 9, 2017, 09:46 AM.
    • Breadhead
      Banned Former Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 0

      This was probably most of us before joining the Pit...
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      • Steve Vojtek
        Steve Vojtek commented
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        "Guilty as charged!"

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        This cartoon reminds me of some steaks my dad and a friend of his cooked one Sunday afternoon after consuming a few too many "cool ones."
    • fuzzydaddy
      Charter Member
      • Nov 2014
      • 4974
      • Winchester TN
      • Hardware
        Blackstone 36” Griddle.
        Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado & Kettle Grill.
        Slow 'N Sear (1.0, Deluxe, 2.0).
        DnG Pans/Racks, Easy Spin Grates, Elevated Cooking Grates.
        Weber Chimney Starters (regular and compact).
        Joule, Instant Accu Slim.
        GrillGrates.
        Maverick XR-50 [my favorite].
        ThermoWorks Smoke & Gateway, Thermapen, Thermapop, ChefAlarms, DOT, probes

        Consumables / Favorites
        KBB (short cooks), Weber (long cooks), B&B Hardwood Briquettes when I'm out of Weber.
        Ribs (beef & pork), Pork Butts, Chuck Roasts, Pork Tenderloins, Shrimp, Fajitas.
        SnS Grills salt free rubs: Not Just for Beef & Rocky’s Rub.
        MeatChurch Holy Cow. MMD, BBBR, S&G, Herbs de Provence, SPG.

      A local butcher shop posted this on their Facebook page.

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      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        fuzzydaddy - that's classic zombie employee work.

      • Atalanta
        Atalanta commented
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        Nah, I'm betting on sense of humor.

      • richinlbrg
        richinlbrg commented
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        "You only had one job"
    • Brewmaster
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 599
      • Santa Rosa, CA

      when is a door not a door, when it is a jar

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      • Steve Vojtek
        Steve Vojtek commented
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        This joke thread is getting better.....or worse??? I can't stop laughing!!!!

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