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    Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

    Itโ€™s a little fit bunny

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        • Henrik
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          Ha ha ha! This sign says so much :-)

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        • Panhead John
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          Go ahead and make fun of me RonB When I first got here to AR, I was surprised at the atrocious grammar, misspellings and overall lack of effort displayed to correct those errorsโ€ฆ. even with an Edit tab in plain sight! My efforts to clean this place up, soon paid off. If you recall, 30 days after my arrival here, AR was voted into The Library of Congress. Coincidence? I think not.
          Last edited by Panhead John; July 28, 2021, 06:35 AM.

        • glitchy
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          Panhead John Isnโ€™t it an edit button or edit link?

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          glitchy Donโ€™t you have a pellet pooper to review or something?
          ๐Ÿ˜‚

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          Some COVID based stuff
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            • wu7y
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              That is what I use to add vermouth to the gin when I make my martini.

            • SmokingPat
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              Actors in theatrical productions often wear intricate costumes that cannot be frequently cleaned. But the stink would be terrible after a couple of performances.
              Answer: turn the costume inside-out, and spray with vodka. Odorless, and kills bacteria. Proper costumers will add lavender or something to the vodka, so the costumes smells nice.
              All this is hearsay to me. I'm a volunteer backstage, and just wash my clothes when my co-workers tell me I stink.

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            • SmokingPat
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              I picked the last option, and chose whisky. [Hic-cup]

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              • HawkerXP
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                I liked the "Baby on bumper" one also! LoL!

              • ComfortablyNumb
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                When I lived in San Diego a buddy had one that read 'Surfer on Board'

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                • Foehn Watts
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                  I love the matching leg wraps.

                • Mr. Bones
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                  Funny? Yup, ain't a doubt in anyone's mind, is there?

                  Still, way more practical than stumblin home from th pub

                  Jus lead th bovine back to yer neighbours next day, tell em ya found it in yer driveway, when ya got up...

                  Pro Tip: Important!!!)

                  Remove ALL th Horse Tack an setch, afore returnin th bovine...
                  Last edited by Mr. Bones; July 28, 2021, 08:09 PM. Reason: +t

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                • Stuey1515
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                  This I like!!

                • SheilaAnn
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                  Dude! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

                What do you call a beehive that has no exit? Unbelievable.

                -my youngest son

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                  Q: What has T in the beginning, T in the middle, and T at the end? A: A teapot.

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                  • gcdmd
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                    Welcome. You're getting into the spirit of this board early.

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