Jokes!

[ofelles]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[ofelles]

[Mr. Bones]

Next up: Soylent Green LOL

[wu7y]

Accurate "future forecasting" has been around for quite awhile. IIRC Dick Tracy had a wrist radio in the 50's and probably earlier than that. I can recall a little bit of the 40's but I couldn't read yet.

Jules Verne and the Greeks were doing it even earlier than that.

[Donw]

Old things forecasting the future. Anyone remember the 60’s movie, “The President’s Analyst” starring James Coburn? In it the TPC, which later is revealed to stand for the “The Phone Company” had developed a Cerebrum Communicator which they wanted to have implanted in everyone’s brain so we could make calls. Who knew then that both the above comic strip and the movie would be so spot on. Only change I see is that they skipped the implant as most are happy to carry it in their pockets.

[gcdmd]

Mr. Bones
It's called entitlement.

[Mr. Bones]

mn[]'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ol<<< Smokey on keyboard, jus sayin Howdy, yall!

"Th Telephone Prophecy..."

Egads!!!!

[Mosca]

[JCBBQ]

Perhaps you didn’t realize that we’re living the dream.

[Mr. Bones]

I always try to cook at least 1 Pair, if not 2...saves on charcoal, hickory, etc...cooker's already burnin, ready, an able...

Hail, yall can git a pair done on a Smokey Joe...

This is why I can still sport me a pair of 2nd hand Tony Llamas from th latter '70's!!!

[Mr. Bones]

An none they Beemers has no turn ***kin kinda turn signals, neither, ah've found LOL

[Foehn Watts]

Done!

[Foehn Watts]

HawkerXP -- :-P '''

[johnsteen]

[ComfortablyNumb]