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This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • wu7y
    Club Member
    • Oct 2017
    • 192
    • Gillette Wyoming

    A new challenge for deer hunters in some parts of the country-

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    This is, so far, not a problem in Wyoming or Montana.

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    • Panhead John
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      😂 👍

    • jharner
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      It's deer meat ?
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1326
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1326
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      True story...
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      • Foehn Watts
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        When our kids were little, even though we enjoyed the Three Stooges, we never let out kids watch. Our youngest, a boy, and pestiferous to the older girls, woulda had a field day imitating those guys. He was annoying enough to them as it was!
    • SheilaAnn
      Club Member
      • May 2020
      • 653
      • Long Beach, CA

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      • RonB
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        If you post something this horrifying again, please post a warning.

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Stop it! I’m trying to eat here.

      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        The HORROR! Desecration! Now this, THIS is offensive!!
    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 143
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • prepperjack
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 90
        • Dallas, GA

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        • Foehn Watts
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          I think this describes waaaaay too many people in my life. . . !
      • SheilaAnn
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 653
        • Long Beach, CA

        A previous co-worker’s daughter owns a shoe store. They have the 5-Stars and the Square and all that now. The store has been in the family for years. Her baby pictures are on the wall and now her kids’ pictures are on the wall.

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        • Bogy
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          I thought the old rewards program was green stamps.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Bogy True Dat, Brother!!!
          S&H Green Stamps bought my Mama her first worshin machine, when I was a youngun...
          (After we finally got a cistern...)
          We still had a wringer, an a clothesline, but it was a dang fine start!
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; June 6, 2021, 08:49 PM.

        • Foehn Watts
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          Bogy , Mr. Bones -thanks for reminding me! Out here it was Blue Chip stamps. I remember my Mom saving them and we would go down to the local Blue Chip store and she would get something.

          I remember when the husband and I were early married and we saved up a buncha coupons from the tops of General Mills (Cheerios) packages and got our first set of stainless steel Oneida Flatware. Pretty cool set and we are still using. Or using what is left after 3 kids have had at it.
      • ecowper
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 3839
        • Maple Valley, WA
        • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
          Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

          Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
          Thermometer = Maverick ET732
          Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
          Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
          Thermapen Classic = Grey
          PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

          Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
          Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
          Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
          Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

          Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


          Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

        They still chewing!!! ROFLMAO

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        • RonB
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          Now I'm gonna have nightmares...

        • surfdog
          surfdog commented
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          Somewhere around here I posted a “doneness” chart I made for me parents...
          Not sure when, or I’d find it...and not sure where I have it...or I’d repost it. Derp

          Anyway, the gist is...ask for it that way and you’re getting a hotdog.
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1326
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        Seems legit...
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        • Foehn Watts
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          Dand! I haven't been to a taqueria in a LONG while. Gotta drag the husband to one soon!

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          I hope dat's jus th Appetizer... I'm All In!!!

          Keep th Tecates, Negro Modelo, or Dos Equis comin, every half hour, until I pass out...

          After that, slow em down to one an hour lol

          (Or, we could jus start right off, with Margaritas, ¿como no?)

        • surfdog
          surfdog commented
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          Mr. Bones ¡Si! Gran idea.

          There’s a small restaurant near where I used to live that I’ll still visit... I walk in, and the bartender brings over a pitcher of Dos Equis Amber. LOL
      • Willy
        Charter Member
        • Apr 2015
        • 1944
        • High Desert of the Great Southwest

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        Yep, Noah blew it
        Last edited by Willy; June 5, 2021, 07:12 AM.

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 14050
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.



          “I figured it was time to get out of the house. My neighbor with the big boobs has been gardening topless all afternoon,” the guy tells the bartender.

          “That doesn’t sound too bad,” the bartender laughs.

          “Well, it wouldn’t be if his wife would try it occasionally.”

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          • ofelles
            ofelles commented
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            Do I need to get a restraining order? Quit watching me damn it.

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Knowin it's So Totally Not Me, a card carryin Member of th IBTC LOL
        • coolfins
          Charter Member
          • Dec 2014
          • 71
          • Niagara region Ontario Canada
          • GMG Jim Bowie, Amazn tube smoker, grill grates, frog mats, Bizerba slicer

          A few years back, I asked my best friend George to meet me at the pub for a beer cause I had something to tell him. We walked in at sat down at the bar and there was a couple old guys sitting on the other side of the bar. I said " Hey, look at those two old guys, that's us in ten years". He looked at me and said " You dumb ass, that's a mirror, now what did you want to tell me?"
          Well, yesterday my wife left me for my best friend Steve. He said " I thought I was your best friend, how long has Steve been your best friend?" Since yesterday

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          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Ties right in with one my Favourite Country songs;

            "How can I tell ya I miss ya, (When I cain't git ya to leave")???
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 416
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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          Too bad they don't make buns for pulled pork sandwiches like this.

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Sorry, wouldn't stop me. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            ComfortablyNumb Yup.
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; June 8, 2021, 08:18 PM.

          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            I spent a fair amount of time tracking these down on the web a couple of years ago. The guy that originally came up with the idea wasn't marketing them any more. I did finally find a set of cutters that had it in it.
        • McFlyfi
          Club Member
          • Mar 2021
          • 24
          • So Cal

          Jesus was playing a round of golf one day at the TPC Sawgrass Stadium Course. When he arrived at the famous island green at 17, he pondered his club selection. “Hmmm,” He thought to Himself, “What would Tiger hit here?”
          He ruffled through the bag and pulled out his pitching wedge.
          As he set up to take his shot, a voice boomed from the sky “Use an 8 iron!” Jesus backed off, looked skyward, and said “Dad, Tiger Woods uses his pitching wedge here.”
          Addressing the ball again, the voice came back, louder and more insistently “Use your 8 iron!”
          Ignoring the voice, Jesus took aim and swung. The ball lifted skyward and travelled directly towards the green, but the ball fell short and plunked into the lake.
          Miffed, Jesus strode out across the lake, reached down and plucked the ball from the bottom of the lake.
          Now you can imagine that a crowd had begun to grow as word got out who was making his way around the course. One of the spectators watched Jesus walk across the lake to get his ball, and turned to his wife and said, “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”

          A voice bellowed from the sky, “No, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods…”

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          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Good Belly Laugh from these here parts, some might not cotton, but WTH???
            I'm Danged Sure Smilin, No Mistakin, Brother!
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; June 7, 2021, 09:56 PM. Reason: on accounta huh, an I said so... Nosey lil fu**er, ain't ya, anyhow?:maaad:
        • frigate
          Club Member
          • Aug 2019
          • 143
          • East Quogue, NY

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