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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 387
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Suh-expletive-deleted-Weet, Sister!!!

      Keep bringin it!!! Y'all stay safe, an well, wheyever th hail yall is...
  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 387
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Actually it's the pushers on The Wall.

    • Mr. Bones
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      Poor Ol Humpty...Such a Tragedy...

      He was actually a Really Good Egg...:

      Jus proves th ol sayin:Sometimes, Life's not all it's cracked up to be...
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; May 13, 2021, 12:20 AM.
  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 387
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      • Apr 2019
      • 387
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • latenight71
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        Freezer Burn

        Stiff Drink

      • gcdmd
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        Mr. Bones
        Military justice is to justice as military music is to music.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        gcdmd Nice comparative example, Doc!!!

        Me Likeys!
    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 672
      • North Central Iowa
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        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • Panhead John
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        Hell, I wouldn’t want no damn retraction. I’d frame that first article and hang it in my garage.
    • jharner
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      • Jan 2016
      • 1306
      • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
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      If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring ?? wait wait Pilgrims

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I've got dirt younger than that joke.

        And yes, I've already told it this spring.

      • PBCDad
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        The Seattle version of that saying is, "April showers bring May showers." It could be extended to June as well, as summer here doesn't start until July 5th.
    • Clark
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 336
      • Broken Arrow, OK.

      At breakfast the husband asked his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

      She replied "I'd take half and leave you."

      He said "Great---here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."

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      • SheilaAnn
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        That’s delicious!!!!
    • Clark
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 336
      • Broken Arrow, OK.

      Can the administrators please do a better job of monitoring who joins the forum?

      There is a new member, an older woman, and she is private messaging members sending naked photos of herself in various poses.

      She is offering an iphone 8+ in exchange for sexual favors.

      I'm especially bothered as it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously has something wrong.

      It's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on!
      Last edited by Clark; May 15, 2021, 08:38 AM. Reason: It was funny when typed in caps. Sorry, but when it posted it went back to small letters.

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      • Panhead John
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        HawkerXP NOT funny. People can poke at me all you want, doesn’t bother me. Leave her out of jokes like that.
        Last edited by Panhead John; May 15, 2021, 09:18 AM.

      • HawkerXP
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        I certainly did not mean to insult anyone. I am truly sorry I offended you Panhead John.
    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2756
      • Brentwood CA
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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2756
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        Paddy staggered home very late after
        another evening with his drinking buddy, Finney. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
        He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
        broke and made the landing especially painful.
        Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he
        saw blood.
        He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed..
        In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room
        She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
        Paddy said, 'Why would you say such a mean thing?
        'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly , it's
        all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2756
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

          I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady

          behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

          “Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So, when I got to the first window,
          I paid for her order along with my own.

          The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she
          leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously
          embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

          When I got to the second window, I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

          Now she has to go back to the end of the line & start all over.

          Don't honk your horn at old people.

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          • randy56
            Club Member
            • Aug 2017
            • 518
            • Newburgh In

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            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 3904
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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              • holehogg
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                • Nov 2017
                • 2610
                • Port Elizabeth, South Africa



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                • Foehn Watts
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                  Hmmm, I have several jars of the stuff in my fridge as I type. Ya can't beat bacon fat fried rice and the stuff is great for browning meat for stew. . . and have you ever had bacon fat spice cookies?

                • holehogg
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                  Foehn Watts I have neither had nor heard of bacon fat spice cookies. Sound edible.
              • Clark
                Club Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 336
                • Broken Arrow, OK.

                A weasel walks into a bar. Bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel. What can I get you?"

                "Pop", goes the weasel.

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                • SheilaAnn
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                  🤦🏼‍♀️

                • Panhead John
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                  Damn Clark….and you were doing so good lately.

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