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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13866
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

    I have seen these before, but not sure if it was here, so I'm postin' 'em anyway.



    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
    “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning.”

    My mother taught me RELIGION:
    “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
    “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

    My mother taught me LOGIC:
    “Because I said so, that’s why.”

    My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:
    “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
    “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

    My mother taught me IRONY:
    “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
    “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

    My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM:
    “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

    My mother taught me about STAMINA:
    “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

    My mother taught me about WEATHER:
    “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

    My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
    “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

    My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE:
    “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”

    My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
    “Stop acting like your father!”

    My mother taught me about ENVY:
    “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

    My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
    “Just wait until we get home.”

    My mother taught me about RECEIVING:
    “You are going to get it when you get home!”

    My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
    “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

    My mother taught me ESP:
    “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

    My mother taught me HUMOR:
    “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

    My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:
    “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

    My mother taught me GENETICS:
    “You’re just like your father.”

    My mother taught me about my ROOTS:
    “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

    My mother taught me WISDOM:
    “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

    My mother taught me about JUSTICE:
    “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !”

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    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Pricelss List, Brother!!!!

      I'd jus haveta reckon, our Moms'd been Fast Friends!!!
  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3558
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    Forget about dieting, your pants will never be too tight if you just stop wearing them.

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1535
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1535
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Bogy I noticed you liked my first Mean Tweets, but not the second. What went wrong? 🙄

        • Bogy
          Bogy commented
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          Evidently, what went wrong is, I clicked it and it didn't take. I watch these on Kimmel.
      • Mr. Bones
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 10448
        • Kansas Territory
        • Grills / Smokers
          *********************************************

          Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
          Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
          Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
          Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
          Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
          Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
          Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
          Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

          Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
          Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
          Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

          Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
          Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
          Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
          Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
          Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
          (Lime Green)
          Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
          Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



          Thermometers:
          *********************************************
          Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
          Maverick ET-732, (Black)
          Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
          ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
          Blue ThermaPen Mk4
          Orange Thermapen Mk4
          Pink Thermapen Mk4
          ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
          ThermoWorks Smoke
          ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
          4 Pro Series cable extensions
          Smoke Gateway

          Accessories:
          *********************************************
          2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
          BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
          Warming shelf
          MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
          Backyard Grill marinade injector
          Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
          Bear Paws
          Meat Rakes
          BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



          Cookware:
          Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
          G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
          '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
          60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
          50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
          Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
          Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

          Cutlery, etc.:
          Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
          Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
          Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
          Multiple steels, from all over the planet
          Crock sticks
          Diamond stones, various
          Lansky Sharpening System

          Tableware
          Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
          Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
          Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

        Ol Skool, (meanin most of us remember!!!) lol)

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        • wu7y
          wu7y commented
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          Korman was a funny man in his own right but what I found funniest was that no matter how hard he tried to avoid it Tim Conway could crack him up faster than a rat could get a Cheeto.

        • Willy
          Willy commented
          Editing a comment
          You can have the duck. ROFL!

          Gawd, I miss Carson and the Tonight Show!
          Last edited by Willy; May 12, 2021, 08:01 AM.

        • jharner
          jharner commented
          Editing a comment
          That is right up there with who can hit the lightest. You go first
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 395
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Q: Why did the Viagra thief get away?
        A: He was too hard to catch.

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        • ofelles
          ofelles commented
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          groan
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 395
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        A high-school sports fan takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They have a great time, and their team wins.

        After the game, he asks his girlfriend how she enjoyed the experience. She says, "I loved it. The hot guys, the tight pants, but it made no sense to me."

        Confused, her boyfriend says, "What confused you? It's pretty simple."

        She replies, "At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first. Then, the whole game they're shouting 'Get the quarterback, get the quarterback!' I mean, hellllooooo, it's just 25 cents!"

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        • SheilaAnn
          SheilaAnn commented
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          Double groan
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 395
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man.

        "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one.

        "No! He agreed to marry my daughter," said the other.

        And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence.

        "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

        "Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

        But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

        The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "This man must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.

        "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court.

        "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the true mother-in-law!"

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        • wu7y
          wu7y commented
          Editing a comment
          If he was ultimately hewed I wonder what color.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 395
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Q: If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win?

        A: Chuck Norris.

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        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
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          Beetle balm or Stewball.
          Last edited by JimLinebarger; May 10, 2021, 03:24 PM.

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
          Editing a comment
          Uh, jiminy, ya led me on a merry chase! I think Beetlebaum because it's so crazy, though Stewball has it's merits.
          Thanks! :-)

          --And is the music of Stewball the same as that Merry Merry Christmas song I hear every year. Sounds like!

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
          Editing a comment
          Peter, Paul, and Mary - Stewball "Oh, Stewball was a race horse but I wish he were mine. He never drank water. He only drank wine...."

          Spike Jones - Beetle Balm
      • SheilaAnn
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 596
        • Long Beach, CA

        theroc
        HouseHomey
        latenight71

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        AmIRight?!

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        • theroc
          theroc commented
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          Beautiful to look at, hell on the cars parked beneath them.

        • HouseHomey
          HouseHomey commented
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          Good gawd… Floral Park/ North Santa Ana is loaded with them. Love that purple though!

        • SheilaAnn
          SheilaAnn commented
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          My part of LBC too. Carson Park and The Ranchos
      • Starsky
        Club Member
        • Dec 2020
        • 249
        • Midlothian Il.

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        • Wedunne
          Charter Member
          • May 2015
          • 88
          • Fresno, California

          Smoking will kill you.

          Bacon will kill you too.

          But smoking bacon will cure it.

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1535
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1535
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • RichieB
                RichieB commented
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                Keeping my $1's inside my pants as well as other items for that.

              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                cl

              • Mr. Bones
                Mr. Bones commented
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                So? Groceries fer someone elses Crumb Snatchers rilly is all I'm gonna git, outta all them singles? (Well, that, an th Hangover, Free Bonus!)

                totally regrettin never passin 2nd grade, right bout now... (I was warned, I'll havedta admit... )

                Currently experiencin some disallusion... might haveta re-think me some things...

                BTW, imho, she need put some 20"s on her shoppin cart...jus sayin
                Last edited by Mr. Bones; May 14, 2021, 05:31 PM.
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 395
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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              • HawkerXP
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                awwwwe

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