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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 387
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 387
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      Knock, Knock.

      Who's there?

      To!

      To who?

      To whom . . .


      (the above: a grammar police special. . . )

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      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        Must have been a PJ joke...
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 387
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


      Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a dang Motorcycle Cop writing a parking ticket ...

      So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving me a break?"

      He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

      So, I called him a pencil necked a-hole. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

      So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

      This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...

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      • Polarbear777
        Club Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 1913

        Today is a good day to contemplate aioli.

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        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Don't know why. Aioli think it might be national mayonnaise day?

        • Polarbear777
          Polarbear777 commented
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          Think o de Mayo

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          DuhOH!!!!
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; May 5, 2021, 05:30 PM.
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1309
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        Posted by Weber yesterday...
        And now I NEED a WSM. LOL
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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2756
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2756
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4

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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2756
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

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              • glitchy
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                I’m allergic to chocolate, so you don’t have to worry about me. However, you should try the caramel striped cookies from Dollar General, great dipped in Four Roses Small Batch.
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2756
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

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              • HawkerXP
                Club Member
                • Jul 2016
                • 6553
                • Virginia
                • 2 Weber Performers, 1 kettle, 1 Smoky Joe and a PBC
                  Thermopops
                  Dot and Chef Alarm with probes
                  Slo n Sear
                  Cold beer

                Not sure if this is the correct area, mods feel free to move.


                I am donating all of my many hobby items as I no longer have the desire to do anything with them. Life gets that way sometimes. Having hobbies presents a lot of work for very little recognition. I am extremely tired..... exhausted actually.
                Please don’t ask any questions. I can’t handle talking about it anymore! 😔
                Only serious inquiries, please......
                Below is the list of items that I have available.
                Cheap.
                ..
                1. Broom and dustpan
                2. Sponges
                3. Dusters
                4. Mop & Bucket
                5. Window Cleaner
                6. Vacuum
                7. Soap (laundry, dish, you name it)
                8. Fabric softener
                9. Trash bags
                10. Toilet brush

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                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  Kin I like this 'bout a umpitty gazillion times?
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 387
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

                The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

                About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

                Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

                The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

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                • Huskee
                  Huskee commented
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                  "I'm a roadie for 21 Pilots"
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 387
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                I just got off a call almost like this:

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                • SheilaAnn
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                  Right?!
              • Bogy
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 672
                • North Central Iowa
                • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
                  Weber Genesis E-310
                  Original Grilla
                  Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                  Thermoworks ThermoPop
                  Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
                  Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                  2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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                • Panhead John
                  Panhead John commented
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                  Bogy Now...while I consider you one of the funniest people here in the pit, when you want to be, may I please help with an appropriate response to my latest stupid post. An appropriate response to that would have been...Hell Yeah PJ, count me in! I’m ready to get down with y’all and yer bad self! I’ll bring the booze!

                • Bogy
                  Bogy commented
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                  Panhead John, dude, you think I was trying to be funny! Before July 16, when my sisters get here for mom's Celebration of Life, I have to build a patio, rebuild a shed into a playhouse for the grandkids, and clean and paint the garage. Now if you want to come up here and help I'll buy the beer and pizza, but you only get it when we're all done.

                • jharner
                  jharner commented
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                  Dud this thing is out of paper. I started turning wrenches in the 70's still doing it today!
              • Bogy
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 672
                • North Central Iowa
                • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
                  Weber Genesis E-310
                  Original Grilla
                  Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                  Thermoworks ThermoPop
                  Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
                  Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                  2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

                I live about 30 miles south of Minnesota. Also applies in Iowa.

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                • Huskee
                  Huskee commented
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                  Same here! Although the skeeters are popping up with the dandelions

                • Bogy
                  Bogy commented
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                  Huskee, Friday night we sat out on the patio around the "fire table" we bought last summer. Wife commented that she didn't know if we ever used it last summer. I said we had, once or twice, but not for very long, because then the skeeters and noseeums got so bad it was no fun to sit outside. Friday night was the sweet spot, warm enough to sit by the fire, but not so warm all the bugs were out.

                • Wedunne
                  Wedunne commented
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                  When I was a teenager we visited our relatives in Minnesota one summer. It was my first trip to the Midwest. One pleasant evening I decided to go for a walk. I soon discovered why no one else was out there enjoying the evening air. I'd never seen so many mosquitoes in my life.
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 387
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

                Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

                About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

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