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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 387
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 387
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


      Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

      A bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 387
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

        The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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        • surfdog
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 1309
          • Sunny SoCal
          • Cooking gadgets
            Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
            Weber Summit Platinum D6
            Blue Rhino Razor
            Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
            Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
            Anova WiFi

            Thermometers
            Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            Other useful bits...
            KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
            A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
            A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
            Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
            All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
            Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
            Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

          Earlier today, I saw a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal.”

          Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the roads...

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          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3904
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Panhead John
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              I thought I was the only one.....whew.

            • Santamarina
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              Every. Time.
          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2756
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Oh, I admit it, freely, an without hesitation, under absotively zero coercion...
          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2756
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4


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            • Mr. Bones
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              Ah'm impressed yall even got yer arms up so high; still workin on that skill level, here!!!
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 387
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."

            So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

            One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

            Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

            God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

            Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

            God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

            Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 387
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and smack the idiot in the head.

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              • Mosca
                Charter Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 3904
                • PA
                • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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                • Texas Larry
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                  Yep, but the agony begins with the Keurig.

                • Santamarina
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                  Same result even if you put the “coffee” pod in it!
              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 3553
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
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                • ComfortablyNumb
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                  • May 2017
                  • 3553
                  • Northeast Washington
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                  • ComfortablyNumb
                    Club Member
                    • May 2017
                    • 3553
                    • Northeast Washington
                    • KBQ C-60
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                    • rodkeary
                      Club Member
                      • Jan 2017
                      • 215
                      • Pacific Northwest
                      • Weber Genesis
                        Bradley Smoker

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                      • surfdog
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                        One of the toasts the Royal Navy used to say was, “To sweethearts & wives...may they never meet.”
                    • Foehn Watts
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                      • Apr 2019
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