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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

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  • Mark V
    Club Member
    • Oct 2018
    • 467
    • Minnesota

    Have never seen anyone with MCS talking about microwave ovens ...




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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Want to bet? I'll drink a beer around anything.

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      I’ve had beers while circling an empty beer can on the ground.

    • wu7y
      wu7y commented
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      I have too but the FAA was not amused. I was flying a Piper Cherokee 180 at the time.
  • frigate
    Club Member
    • Aug 2019
    • 138
    • East Quogue, NY

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    • Stuey1515
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      Lol, loved that last one!!
  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 1020
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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    • Bighorn Dave
      Club Member
      • Aug 2018
      • 263
      • Nampa, Idaho

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2755
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
        How could anyone stoop so low!

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        A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made
        of Saran Wrap.
        The psychiatrist says, 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

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        • Mr. Bones
          Charter Member
          • Sep 2016
          • 10433
          • Kansas Territory
          • Grills / Smokers
            *********************************************

            Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
            Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
            Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
            Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
            Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
            Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
            Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
            Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

            Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
            Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
            Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

            Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
            Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
            Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
            Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
            Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
            (Lime Green)
            Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
            Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



            Thermometers:
            *********************************************
            Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
            Maverick ET-732, (Black)
            Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
            ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
            Blue ThermaPen Mk4
            Orange Thermapen Mk4
            Pink Thermapen Mk4
            ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
            ThermoWorks Smoke
            ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
            4 Pro Series cable extensions
            Smoke Gateway

            Accessories:
            *********************************************
            2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
            BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
            Warming shelf
            MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
            Backyard Grill marinade injector
            Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
            Bear Paws
            Meat Rakes
            BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



            Cookware:
            Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
            G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
            '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
            60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
            50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
            Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
            Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

            Cutlery, etc.:
            Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
            Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
            Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
            Multiple steels, from all over the planet
            Crock sticks
            Diamond stones, various
            Lansky Sharpening System

            Tableware
            Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
            Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
            Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

          Whaddya say to a Hillbilly, all decked out in a three-piece suit????

          Will th Defendant please rise???
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; May 1, 2021, 01:20 PM. Reason: e

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2755
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4

            Sign posted in the yard of Panhead John
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            • ofelles
              ofelles commented
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              Panhead John Plus because of some of my "non-Progressive views" I have been told that if I was to leave California don't try to get back in. So you would have to put me up and feed me and bath me.

            • CaptainMike
              CaptainMike commented
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              Yeah, especially in your neck of the woods ofelles. Up here in Jefferson there's more of a mix and folks generally just mind their own business. What a concept!

            • Panhead John
              Panhead John commented
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              I didn’t realize that. Sorry to hear. We’ll miss your sense of humor while in Rockdale, so I’ll try and take up your slack. 🥃🥃 should help me. 🥸
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 387
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            Last week I went to a wedding of two antennas. The ceremony itself wasn’t anything special. But the reception was great!

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            • SheilaAnn
              SheilaAnn commented
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              No!
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 387
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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            • SheilaAnn
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              No No ! 🤣🤣🤣
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 387
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 387
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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              • Wedunne
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                Around our house it's just "the drawer."

              • SheilaAnn
                SheilaAnn commented
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                I was helping my dad unpack after a move. Seriously, there was a box marked junk drawer. 🤣
            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 13852
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

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              • Panhead John
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                That’s the stupidest worded song ever. “It’s fun to stay at the YMCA.....”. Oh yeah, let’s go hang out at the Y....screw Rockdale.
                But, that’s a funny joke.



                Who the f....wants to go hang out at the YMCA?
                Last edited by Panhead John; May 2, 2021, 04:18 PM.

              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Panhead John The answer to your question is the VP are gay and the YMCA was popular meet and hook up place.

              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                I know Mr.Numb. 😂 I’m aware of that. Still, I hate that song.
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 387
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 387
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 387
                  • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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