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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1513
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 138
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • Locotech
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 406
        • northern Ontario, Canada
        • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

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        • SheilaAnn
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          Oh snap!
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1513
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1513
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • JimLinebarger
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            Looks like her antivirus is out of date.
        • 58limited
          Club Member
          • Dec 2018
          • 1213
          • SE Texas
          • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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          • Bogy
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            Just because Scooby is in your beer does not mean you aren't drunk!

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Speakin from personal experience, Good Luck with that whole entire "Cat Thing"

            Hope ya weren't plannin on havin a Family, or summat lol
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; April 26, 2021, 07:32 AM. Reason: "!

          • JCGrill
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            I think the park dog might be related to Spuds Mckenzie
        • 58limited
          Club Member
          • Dec 2018
          • 1213
          • SE Texas
          • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Gosh Bogy --didn't know you rode in the hearse for that part of your job. I pray that this year won't beat your high of 24 . . .

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            Foehn Watts Yep, most times the pastor accompanies the body on that last ride. I was leading a much larger congregation at the time I had 24. 12 were from that congregation, 12 were people without a church or pastor.

          • gcdmd
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            SheilaAnn
            and sometimes has nine letters.
        • 58limited
          Club Member
          • Dec 2018
          • 1213
          • SE Texas
          • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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          Made my first sushi today

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          • JimLinebarger
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            Both of these were refreshing!
        • gcdmd
          Charter Member
          • Sep 2014
          • 1153
          • The Republic of Texas

          Seen on a T-shirt in the grocery store recently:

          "I can go from sweet southern belle to redneck b***h faster than you can say "Bless your heart!'"

          Along the same line:

          51% Sweetheart
          +
          49% B***h
          DON'T PUSH IT!

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          • Foehn Watts
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            <much snickering> Mr. Bones!
            ;-)
            Last edited by Foehn Watts; April 25, 2021, 08:15 PM. Reason: added

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Foehn Watts Loves ya, Sis!

            Jus like peas, an carrots...

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            On a very much-related note, usedta have (probly in a box somewhere, now) a t-shirt that (rightfully) proclaimed my ability to go from Zero To Arsehole, in .5 Seconds, Flat...

            Please, do note, I'm decades older, an that is not at all th case, anymore....

            Actually, my fuse is exponentially shorter, nowadays...

            Don't Tread On Me!
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; April 25, 2021, 09:41 PM.
        • coolfins
          Charter Member
          • Dec 2014
          • 68
          • Niagara region Ontario Canada
          • GMG Jim Bowie, Amazn tube smoker, grill grates, frog mats, Bizerba slicer

          A young blonde and her new boyfriend are sitting at a patio bar having a few drinks when a sod truck drives by. She says "When I get rich and famous I'm going to do that" Puzzled, the boyfriend asks "What?". She replies " I'm going to send my lawn out to have it cut"

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13856
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • wu7y
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              His tire appears to be in good shape. Otherwise it would be B flat minor.
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3904
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • SheilaAnn
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              *snort*
          • ecowper
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 3743
            • Maple Valley, WA
            • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
              Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

              Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
              Thermometer = Maverick ET732
              Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
              Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
              Thermapen Classic = Grey
              PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

              Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
              Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
              Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
              Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

              Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


              Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

            BBQ Delivery!

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            • Jfrosty27
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              Genius.

            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              For all the guys looking to upgrade the wheels on their smokers!

            • ecowper
              ecowper commented
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              Bogy but do those wheels lock in case of of a Jim Morrison wind event?
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 387
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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            • ComfortablyNumb
              Club Member
              • May 2017
              • 3553
              • Northeast Washington
              • KBQ C-60
                PK360
                Thermoworks Smoke
                Thermoworks Thermopop
                Thermoworks Dot

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              • willxfmr
                willxfmr commented
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                Where did you find a place that had them for sale to begin with?

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            We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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