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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • ecowper
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 3743
    • Maple Valley, WA
    • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
      Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

      Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
      Thermometer = Maverick ET732
      Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
      Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
      Thermapen Classic = Grey
      PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

      Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
      Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
      Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
      Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

      Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


      Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

    Found a picture of Mr. Bones steering wheel!
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    • ecowper
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      I knew it!

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Oh, yeah...ya nailed it, Eric!!!

      Haveta wait a day/few days, lemme show ya th steerin wheel of my recent work truck.. (ftr, 7046962), aka Th Green Monster, my former work truck, was condemned, removed from service, an summarily executed...frame was mostly rusted through, unsafe...RIP, Ol Girl...

      I got sentenced with 7042658, (another Tonner ), 5 yrs older ('98) than Th Green Monster, with 3+ X th mileage, an rusted nearly up to th knee bone......

    • ecowper
      ecowper commented
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      Mr. Bones I spent more years than I can fathom making stuff work with bailing wire and 100 mile an hour tape. I just don’t have many pictures cause .... well ... who’s gonna take a picture with a regular dang camera back in the day.
  • Mark V
    Club Member
    • Oct 2018
    • 467
    • Minnesota

    Now that I finally have this figured out, tomorrow I start on trees.


    via

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    • Panhead John
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      I’ve already graduated to dogs.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Those don't look like any bird I'm used to seeing....

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      @Panhead Joe ComfortablyNumb Congrats on yer Mad Skillz!!!

      Still workin on Trees, here...

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  • Mark V
    Club Member
    • Oct 2018
    • 467
    • Minnesota

    Beer.


    Thanks

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Right now? Both.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1512
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Jfrosty27
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      Ouch.

    • willxfmr
      willxfmr commented
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      You are in no position to judge my choice in beverages.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13856
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • Stuey1515
      Club Member
      • Dec 2019
      • 526
      • NSW Australia

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      • willxfmr
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        For every warning label, there is a story that goes with it. I'd love to hear this one!

      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I'm confused. Do you wash it inside, or out?

        I'm guessing 40 degree water, no triangles, no socks, no front loaders, but rail crossings are okay?
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 387
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • Rfhd69
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        Haaaaaaaaa!
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 387
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

      The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

      St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

      He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

      St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

      "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

      "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13856
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 1021
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 1021
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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            • SheilaAnn
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              That’s clucked up! 🤣🤣🤣

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              Of course clucked up--it happened on a catterday!

            • SheilaAnn
              SheilaAnn commented
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              Foehn Watts dude! 🤣🤣🤣
          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 1021
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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            • gcdmd
              Charter Member
              • Sep 2014
              • 1152
              • The Republic of Texas

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              • gcdmd
                Charter Member
                • Sep 2014
                • 1152
                • The Republic of Texas

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                • Panhead John
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                  Actually it’s umptitty gazillion 😂
                  Last edited by Panhead John; April 26, 2021, 03:39 AM.

                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
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                  Panhead John

                  Please, don't be a Naughty Boy...

                • 58limited
                  58limited commented
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                  Umptitty gazillion +1
              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1512
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
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                  Heared years ago "Mycoxafillin"

                  Either one's purty dang funny, to me!

                • gcdmd
                  gcdmd commented
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                  Vitamin V

                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  Hey, wait, I thought Mycoxafloppin was Sherlock's brother? . . .

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