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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

    He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

    After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

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    • HawkerXP
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      Always wondered why some put the napkin on top of the beer.
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    People are so ungrateful . . . No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      I heared dat, Sister!!!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    The cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me." How was I to know she meant my debit card?

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    • Wedunne
      Wedunne commented
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      I hate it when that happens!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    You're not stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.

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    • HawkerXP
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      Wurt?
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

    She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 344
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      Two things I am grateful for:
      1. Family and friends.
      2. Caller ID to avoid certain family and friend.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 344
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.

        "Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

        "not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 344
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

          The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

          A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

          The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his a**."

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          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 638
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            If an IRS employee and a lawyer were both drowning, and you could save only one, would you go to lunch or continue surfing Facebook?

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            • Wedunne
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              Tough choice. I work for a bunch of lawyers, and a couple of my brothers in law were long-time IRS employees. So I'll go with lunch.

            • HawkerXP
              HawkerXP commented
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              Lunch! I'm buying!

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              HawkerXP ! I'll buy dessert!
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1314
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1314
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • Willy
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              You deserve some sort of an award, PJ! Just not sure which award.

              Your “faceless” buddy.

            • Bogy
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              15 & 16 years ago I had my legs broken (one at a time) and 4 screws put into the bone above and below the break. This was to make my knees last a little longer. 8 years ago I had my first knee replacement, last summer the 2nd. A month ago my wife had rotator cuff surgery. She actually said, "I knew you were in a lot of pain over the years, now I'm starting to realize just how much." By my observation, childbirth goes by relatively quickly.
          • MBMorgan
            Club Member
            • Sep 2015
            • 6562
            • Colorado
            • > Weber Genesis EP-330
              > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
              > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
              > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
              > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
              to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
              > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
              > Thermoworks Smoke
              > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
              > Thermoworks Thermapen
              > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
              > Anova sous vide circulator
              > Searzall torch
              > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

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            • ComfortablyNumb
              Club Member
              • May 2017
              • 3495
              • Northeast Washington
              • KBQ C-60
                PK360
                Thermoworks Smoke
                Thermoworks Thermopop
                Thermoworks Dot

              My neighbour and I were hanging out at the fence and talking about a current burglary in the neighbourhood. He asked me who I would call if my home were broken into. I told him the coroner.

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              • gcdmd
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                I see your house is protected by the Smith and Wesson Security Company.
            • Arsenlael
              Club Member
              • Oct 2015
              • 125
              • Rio Rancho NM

              I don’t really know why...but I laughed out loud when a friend sent this to me with the comment “You chose correctly”.
              Attached Files

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              • ecowper
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                Why not both?

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                My wife says she prefers my choice as well.
            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 287
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              A snake walks into a bar.
              The bartender says "how the heck did you do that?"

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              • SheilaAnn
                SheilaAnn commented
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                Clark you are the best! 🤣🤣🤣

              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                SheilaAnn Hey....what am I? Chopped liver?

              • ecowper
                ecowper commented
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                bartender jokes are the best dad jokes

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