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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Now this here is a 'zample of CHAMPEEN COUCH TATER SPIN DOCTORIN'!:

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    • SheilaAnn
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      Git ‘er done!
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1314
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • jharner
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      Why does any one need whiskey for that? OK it helps
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1314
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13648
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      As for the last one, indeed they do. Little known fact, in chicken language an 'f' is pronounced 'cl'....

    • Clark
      Clark commented
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      ComfortablyNumb There are some really dumb clucks in this world and that's a clact.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1314
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1232
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      I was going to make a joke about sodium...but Na.

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1232
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • surfdog
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 1232
          • Sunny SoCal
          • Cooking gadgets
            Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
            Weber Summit Platinum D6
            Blue Rhino Razor
            Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
            Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
            Anova WiFi

            Thermometers
            Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            Other useful bits...
            KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
            A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
            A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
            Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
            All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
            Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
            Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

          If dogs could talk...
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          Just look at that smug little so&so smiling.
          Just look at him!

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          • ComfortablyNumb
            ComfortablyNumb commented
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            It's all fun and games until someone winds up in a collar....

          • RonB
            RonB commented
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            ComfortablyNumb - I thought collars were part of the fun n games...

          • Clark
            Clark commented
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            RonB No, you're thinking of handcuffs.
        • ecowper
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 3697
          • Maple Valley, WA
          • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
            Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

            Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
            Thermometer = Maverick ET732
            Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
            Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
            Thermapen Classic = Grey
            PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

            Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
            Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
            Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
            Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

            Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


            Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

          Can't leave the pellet poopers out of the Jokes!

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          • ComfortablyNumb
            ComfortablyNumb commented
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            First it was gas, now it's poop. I'm detecting a pattern here!

          • jharner
            jharner commented
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            My family will really enjoy what comes of my Camp Chef Pellet Grill this Easter weekend

          • Santamarina
            Santamarina commented
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            As a die hard stick burner I approve of this meme.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2634
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

          I dream of being like Panhead John but I have some limitations...............problem solved.

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          • Panhead John
            Panhead John commented
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            A lot of people dream of being like me. Then they end up in prison.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2634
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2634
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4

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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2634
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4



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              • Mosca
                Mosca commented
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                Two good ones. Double like.
            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 988
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

              After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.

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              • Clark
                Club Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 286
                • Broken Arrow, OK.

                A cannibal went into a restaurant run by other cannibals in the jungle.

                It had a menu posted on the wall:

                Tourist..............................$ 5.00
                Boiled Missionary............$ 10.00
                Fried Explorer..................$ 15.00
                TEXANS-Baked/Grilled. $100.00

                He called the waiter over and asked "why are Texans so expensive?"

                The waiter replied "Ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap they take all day."

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                • THE Humble Texan
                  THE Humble Texan commented
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                  Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

                • Panhead John
                  Panhead John commented
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                  Consider the source. He’s from Oklahoma. 😉

                • Clark
                  Clark commented
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                  Panhead John Correction, please. I am a Texan, but living in Oklahoma.

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