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  • RonB
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    • Apr 2016
    • 12133
    • Near Richmond VA
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      CyberQ

    WHEN YOU'RE 70

    I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.

    This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"

    I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

    She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".

    I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
    Cost me 6 stitches . . . but when you're seventy -- who cares?

    **********



    I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

    She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

    I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

    Cost me a fat lip, but when you're seventy -- who cares?

    **********



    I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

    When you're seventy -- who cares?

    **********



    I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

    I said, "Good legs."

    The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

    I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

    Cost me 6 more stitches, but when you're seventy -- who cares?

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    • Willy
      Willy commented
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      Now, I just gotta protest!! ;«) I received these same jokes week ago and declined to post ‘em based on the sexism. Remember, “I Am Wo, er, Baker, Hear Me Roar”.

      Followed by many smiley faces.

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Willy - the secret is the 70 year old! Hahahahaha

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      I love the first one.
  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1787
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

    The following has been altered so as to de-politicize it:

    During a lull between the speeches at a presidential ceremony, the POTUS's spouse leaned over to chat with the Secretary of State.
    "You know, I bought POTUS a parrot for Christmas. That bird is so smart, POTUS has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"
    "Wow, that's pretty impressive," said the SoS, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words, ...he doesn't really understand what they mean."
    "Oh, I know," replied the spouse, ..........neither does the parrot."
    Last edited by Willy; February 13th, 2017, 06:10 PM.

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    • Red
      Red
      Former Member
      • Jan 2017
      • 4
      • Hermitage, TN

      Guy walks into a crowded bar and in a loud voice says "I've got a revolver with 6 rounds in the magazine and 1 in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." A voice in the back of the bar says "You'd better get more ammo."

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      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Mr. Bones - I laughed like crazy when I read the joke and thought the same thing. Then I read your response and laughed again! He meant "speed loader"

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        tbob4 It's a good joke, jus' needs tunin'! BTW revolvers ain't got no chamber, neither lol! Th' cylinder is...

        "Have Gun, Will Travel!!"

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Mr. Bones - I used to carry a .38 S&W for work. My dept. switched over to 9's but allowed me to carry the .38. I did. We went to 40's and it was no longer optional. My daughter said, "Your old gun was way scarier." Hahahaha.
    • bbqoaf
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 755
      • Calgary, Alberta, Canada
      • Broil King Signet Gasser
        Weber 22.5" One Touch Gold

        Love all things Q, especially new ideas/techniques/recipes, always down for getting weird.

      What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"?

      Firetruck.

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      • Spinaker
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        • Nov 2014
        • 10411
        • Land of Tonka
        • John "J R"
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        Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

        Because the 'P" is silent.

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        • kmwweiskircher
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          I'm using this on my 2nd graders tomorrow! Those of you with young ones at home have probably been introduced to Robert Munsch. Today we seemed to be stuck on the book "I Have To Go". I bet the word pee is used at least 10 times.

        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          Hahahahahaha kmwweiskircher

        • bbqoaf
          bbqoaf commented
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          Amazing!
      • Steve Vojtek
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        • Mar 2015
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          And beer ....
          And at work just plain old chilled water....

        This is supposed to be funny but I don't get it....
        But I do have a sudden craving for chocolate,....hmmmmm

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        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          Hahahaha, wow
      • Mosca
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        • Oct 2014
        • 3113
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

        A 70 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup, and after examining him, the doctor says, "George, you are in excellent health, incredible health actually! This must be an inherited trait, am I right? How old did your father live to be?" And George answers, "Doc, what makes you think my father's dead? He's still around, just turned 91." And the doc says, "Oh, I'm sorry. But that's remarkable! Tell me, how old was your grandfather when he..."

        "Grandpa is 110 and still kickin'. In fact, he's getting married in two weeks, to a 20 year old."
        "Married! In two weeks, to a 20 year old! Why would he want to do that?"
        "Doc... what makes you think he wants to?"

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        • gcdmd
          Charter Member
          • Sep 2014
          • 962
          • The Republic of Texas

          An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.

          Dan Rather

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          • kudzu
            kudzu commented
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            My kids and grandkids must be intellectual snobs!
        • Steve Vojtek
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          • Mar 2015
          • 613
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          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
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            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

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          • RonB
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            • Apr 2016
            • 12133
            • Near Richmond VA
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            "A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE"
            > >>>
            > >>> A Congressman was seated next to a little girl
            > on an airplane so he
            > >>> turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
            > Flights go quicker if
            > >>> you strike up a conversation with your fellow
            > passenger."
            > >>>
            > >>> The little girl, who had just started to read
            > her book, replied to the
            > >>> total
            > >>>
            > >>> stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
            > >>>
            > >>> Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How
            > about global warming,
            > >>> universal health care, or stimulus packages?"
            > as he smiled smugly.
            > >>>
            > >>> "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting
            > topics, but let me ask you
            > >>> a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer
            > all eat the same stuff -
            > >>> grass.
            > >>> Yet a
            > >>> deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
            > out a flat patty, and
            > >>> a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose
            > that is?"
            > >>>
            > >>> The legislator, visibly surprised by the little
            > girl's intelligence,
            > >>> thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no
            > idea."
            > >>>
            > >>> To which the little girl replies, "Do you
            > really feel qualified to
            > >>> discuss global warming, universal health care,
            > or the economy, when
            > >>> you don't know sh!t?"
            > >>>
            > >>> And then she went back to reading her book.

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            • richinlbrg
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1845
              • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
              • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

              Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .

              Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

              'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

              'Sure.'

              'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

              'No, I can remember it.'

              'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

              He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

              'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

              Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

              Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

              'Where's my toast?'

              An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
              The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
              The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
              The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.'
              'Do you mean a rose?'
              'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rosey, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

              Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
              After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
              On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
              'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'


              A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
              'So I hear you're getting married?'
              'Yep!'
              'Do I know her?'
              'Nope!'
              'This woman, is she good looking?'
              'Not really.'
              'Is she a good cook?'
              'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
              'Does she have lots of money?'
              'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
              'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
              'I don't know.'
              'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
              'Because she can still drive!'

              A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
              'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
              'Twelve thirty.'

              Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
              A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
              A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
              Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
              The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

              One more. . .!
              A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
              The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
              'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'


              Now, before you 'forget ', send them on to some other folks you know who could use a good laugh!!

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              • tbob4
                tbob4 commented
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                These are going to my parents. They will get a kick out of them as long as they can find their glasses and remember the password to the computer.

              • richinlbrg
                richinlbrg commented
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                LOL, tbob4 , they are starting to hit a little too close to home!

              • tbob4
                tbob4 commented
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                richinlbrg - My mom emailed me back saying she doesn't want me to send her any old folks jokes any longer. She said she laughed too much at herself.
            • RonB
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              • Apr 2016
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                CyberQ

              Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love. They decide to get married and go to the baker’s to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry.



              Oh, no, no, no,” the baker responds, “I don’t have a problem with gay marriage, I just can’t support an inter-Rachel marriage.”

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              • Spinaker
                Moderator
                • Nov 2014
                • 10411
                • Land of Tonka
                • John "J R"
                  Instagram: JRBowlsby
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                  Minnesota/ United States of America

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                  Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
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                  Large Vortex
                  Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                  Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
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                • Spinaker
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                  Not a bad idea. Think what would happen to my BBQ if I had a DR. Sugarmomma. I wouldn't have to work, and I could cook all day!! tbob4

                • tbob4
                  tbob4 commented
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                  If she was Dr. Sugarmomma would that maker her an Endocrinologist?

                • Spinaker
                  Spinaker commented
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                  ohhhhh, your good!!! tbob4
              • gcdmd
                Charter Member
                • Sep 2014
                • 962
                • The Republic of Texas

                Albert Einstein was the smartest man in the world, but he was very lonely. He was a sociable guy and he like to talk to other people, but he always tried to keep his conversation to their level.He was invited to a cocktail party one night & he really wanted to talk to some people. He decided that when he met a person at the party, the first thing he'd ask them is "What is your IQ". That way he could adjust his vocabulary to the person & have a nice conversation with them.

                He saw an interesting looking man, walked up to him & asked him what was his IQ. The man replied his IQ was 140. So Albert adjusted his vocabulary & they had a nice conversation about space travel, his theory of relativity and time travel.


                Albert saw an attractive lady, walked over to her & asked her what her IQ was. She replied it was 125. Albert adjusted his vocabulary again and they had a great conversation about mathematics, physics and the origin of the solar system.


                Albert looked across the room and saw one of the strangest people he had ever seen. He walked up to this man and asked him what his IQ was. The man replied it was 42.

                "So", said Albert. "did you get a deer this year?"

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                • Huskee
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                  • May 2014
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                    • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                    • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                    • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                    • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                    • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                    About me
                    Real name: Aaron
                    Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                    Occupation:
                    • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

                  Mr. Philips, an 85 yr old man who was sharp as a tack had been noticing his dear wife was beginning to do odd things and was very forgetful. He wondered if Alzheimer's was beginning to set in, so he set up an appointment with their doctor.
                  After the exam, the doctor slowly walked his wife back out to the waiting room. The doctor sat down beside the man and said very calmly but matter-of-factly that she was indeed beginning to show worsening signs of Alzheimer's, and he expected she would continue worsening very rapidly and would soon need 'round the clock care. "You don't say" he said, "she's losing it finally eh?" replied the man, seemingly unconcerned. "Yes" replied the doctor, a bit surprised at his nonchalant attitude, "you don't seem too surprised or concerned Mr. Philips". "Well I always knew she'd completely lose her mind sooner or later" Mr Philips said, "she's been giving me a piece of it every day for 65 years!"

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                  Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

                  Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


                  Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                  maverick PT55 thermometer

                  A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                  Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                  If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

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                  The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                  Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                  Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                  the good one grill

                  The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                  the good one grill

                  The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                  The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                  The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                  Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                  The Undisputed Champion!

                  thermapen

                  The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                  Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                  Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                  NK-22-Ck Grill

                  Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                  Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                  G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                  Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                  If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                  Click here to read our detailed review

                  Click here to order from Amazon


                  GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                  grill grates

                  GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                  Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                  PK 360 grill

                  Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                  The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                  Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

                  Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


                  kareubequ bbq smoker

                  Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                  The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                  Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                  Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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                  The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                  Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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                  With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                  Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                  Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order