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  • Clark
    Club Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 336
    • Broken Arrow, OK.

    I think that the 8 glasses of water a day suggested by doctors is impossible.
    I find that 8 glasses of wine with dinner makes a fine meal.

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  • frigate
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    • Aug 2019
    • 138
    • East Quogue, NY

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3904
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Panhead John
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        🤣 When I see you’ve posted on jokes, I can rest assured they’re usually always good ones.

      • Mosca
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        I pass by a lot of smiles to find the laffs, that's for sure.
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1512
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • Caffeine88
        Club Member
        • Feb 2021
        • 2
        • Near Athens, GA

        A fellow was finally convinced by his family to go see a psychiatrist. The man presents himself to the doc and explains that he's struggling with compulsive behavior that his family finds troubling.

        "Doc, I've tried to explain, but no one wants to listen. I just can't help myself. Do I really have a problem?"

        The calmly looks the man over, and begins to speak gently. "Sir, is this how you normally spend your day?"

        "Yeah, Doc, pretty much. Sometimes I'm Glad and sometimes I'm clingy, but this is me."

        "Well, I'm glad you've come in. I think I can help you. You've arrived today dressed in nothing but plastic wrap. Clearly, I can see you're nuts."

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        • Foehn Watts
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          --and the fellow's name was Seymour. Seymour Butts.

        • SheilaAnn
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          Foehn Watts of course it is!
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 387
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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        Thank you to Scott Hilburn of Argyle Sweater!

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        • ecowper
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          an ancient Rome joke FTW
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 387
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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        Thank you to Scott Stantis of Prickly City!

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        • ecowper
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 3743
          • Maple Valley, WA
          • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
            Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

            Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
            Thermometer = Maverick ET732
            Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
            Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
            Thermapen Classic = Grey
            PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

            Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
            Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
            Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
            Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

            Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


            Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

          I laughed, couldn't help myself, had to post. Sorry people with gassers.

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          • Panhead John
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            Good one ecowper

          • Jfrosty27
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            Oh geez. I was planning to fire up the mini gasser for a quick dinner tonight. 🤦‍♂️

          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Huh, I do everything with gas. Which is why people who know me stand upwind.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1512
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1512
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • ecowper
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            And Bob is like .... hey, I’m just here to watch and stuff

          • Panhead John
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            Damn! So that’s where those screams are coming from.
            Last edited by Panhead John; March 31, 2021, 06:21 AM.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1512
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • ecowper
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            DUH
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1512
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • SheilaAnn
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            “Beer drawer” is actually a thing in my house!

          • ecowper
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            SheilaAnn My garage fridge is pretty much nothing but beer and meat in various stages of preparing to cook :-)
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2756
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4




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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2756
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4



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            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 3904
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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