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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1314
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1314
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 3495
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

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      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 286
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        ComfortablyNumb That is pretty funny but got me thinking about other TV shows.

        Gunsmoke all single: Matt, Miss Kitty, Festus, Newly, Doc, Sam, etc.

        Mary Tyler Moore Show: Mary, Rhoda, Ted, Sue Ann, Lou, etc.

        Now I'll be looking at other old shows for this angle.

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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          Another thought is that, on shows where there were married folks, there were two single beds in the bedroom.
      • Wedunne
        Charter Member
        • May 2015
        • 69
        • Fresno, California

        This is for Bogy, though he's probably already used it himself at least a few times:

        A Pastor of many years asked his wife how good his sermons were. She showed him a box containing 6 eggs, and 1,000 one dollar bills. He asked her what that meant. She responded, “when you give a poor sermon, I put an egg in the box.”

        This made him feel pretty good - over all the years only 6 eggs! Then he asked about the $1 bills.

        She responded; "When I get 12 eggs I sell the dozen for a $1."

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        • Bogy
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          Used it? My wife wrote it!
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2634
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4



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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2634
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4




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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2634
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4




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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2634
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

              I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

              She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.


              A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

              No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

              A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

              A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

              Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

              A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.

              Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

              Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

              Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

              I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

              A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

              The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

              The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
              A backward poet writes inverse.

              In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

              When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

              If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.


              A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

              Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

              Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

              Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've
              lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


              Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

              There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!

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              • PBCDad
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                I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me

              • SheilaAnn
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                Stop! 🤣🤣🤣

                “Then it hit me” 🤣🤣🤣
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1314
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Bogy
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                I have said to congregations, "Who wants to go to heaven?" All the hands go up. Then I say, "I'm getting a group to go this afternoon. Who's in?" All the hands go down.
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1314
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              Last edited by Panhead John; March 26, 2021, 11:45 PM.

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              • CaptainMike
                Club Member
                • Nov 2015
                • 2732
                • The Great State of Jefferson
                • 24X40 Lone Star Grillz offset smoker
                  Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
                  Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
                  2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
                  20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
                  20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
                  Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
                  36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
                  Fireboard
                  Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

                When buying frozen peas I almost always tell this joke to the checker. They laugh, but I'm not sure if it's with me or at me:

                How do you catch a polar bear? You dig a hole in the ice and spread some frozen peas around it. When the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
                Last edited by CaptainMike; March 28, 2021, 07:09 PM.

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                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  CaptainMike -- Geawd danggit, just read it again and laughing again.
                  I think I will make this one a tradition 'round my family!

                • jharner
                  jharner commented
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                  Never bought frozen pees or any green pees for that mater

                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  jharner - I'd advise avoiding both frozen and green pees, unless you're in the arctic or sick and can't avoid 'em.
              • holehogg
                Club Member
                • Nov 2017
                • 2580
                • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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                • frigate
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2019
                  • 131
                  • East Quogue, NY

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                  • Panhead John
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                    😂😂😂 👍

                  • SheilaAnn
                    SheilaAnn commented
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                    🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
                • RonB
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 13648
                  • Near Richmond VA
                  • Weber Performer Deluxe
                    SNS
                    Pizza insert
                    Rotisserie
                    Smokenator 1000
                    Cookshack Smokette Elite
                    2 Thermapens
                    Chefalarm
                    Dot
                    lots of probes.
                    CyberQ

                  My uncle spent $250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver.



                  To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!

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                  • SheilaAnn
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                    Now cut that out! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

                  • HawkerXP
                    HawkerXP commented
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                    awwwwwe

                  • jharner
                    jharner commented
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                    Hold my beer and watch this.

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