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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thanks to Stephen Pastis of Pearls Before Swine!

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    • HawkerXP
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      baaaaad

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      So that's the way uh-huh, uh-huh you like it uh-huh, uh-huh

      And you gave me crap for an earwig!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    A toothless termite walks into a bar and says: Is the bartender here?

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    • pkadare
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      Have to admit this took some thought. :-)

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      pkadare -- you and my sister too!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal it had was one dog. It was a shitzu.

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2634
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
        David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
        Thermapen Mk4

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      • JimLinebarger
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        CL.

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Big time cl

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        Goes well with your avatar.
    • Ahumadora
      Club Member
      • Oct 2015
      • 2170
      • Warkworth, New Zealand

      On a serious note...
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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2634
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4


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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2634
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

          Church Ladies With Typewriters

          They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

          The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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          Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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          The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'. The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus'.
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          Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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          Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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          Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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          For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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          Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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          Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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          A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..
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          At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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          Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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          Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..
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          The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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          Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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          The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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          This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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          The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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          Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
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          The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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          Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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          • Mr. Bones
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            LOL

            Oh, bogy , Where Art Thou??? "p
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; March 24, 2021, 08:29 AM.
        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3495
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Anobusheep
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; March 23, 2021, 09:53 PM.

          • gcdmd
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            I would add unpredictable and sometimes belligerent.
        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3495
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Good tip!

          • Mr. Bones
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            >SUBSCRIBED!!!!<
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1314
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • Mr. Bones
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            LOL, least he RTFM, first!!!!

          • JCGrill
            JCGrill commented
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            Part 1: Stay away from those pointy things at the front.

          • THE Humble Texan
            THE Humble Texan commented
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            That must be a girl with a short haircut.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1314
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Or you could park it on a train track and wait for Tommy Lee Jones to show up.

          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            You might want to consider adding Kevlar vests to your shopping list, unless these "friends" are really people you don't like.

          • rebuhl3
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            That's the setup for the best Halloween ever! LOL
        • ecowper
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 3697
          • Maple Valley, WA
          • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
            Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

            Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
            Thermometer = Maverick ET732
            Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
            Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
            Thermapen Classic = Grey
            PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

            Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
            Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
            Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
            Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

            Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


            Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

          An eggcelent meme!

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Yearh, my world has been scrambled to read such as Panhead John has cracked wise about above, even though the recipient was only lightly beaten. It was somewhat a hard-boiled comment. . . ecowper will need to grow a thick shell if offense is taken.
            Last edited by Foehn Watts; March 24, 2021, 03:35 PM.

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            I'd enjoy seein this whole danged ol affair whisked away...

            Lately? I been scramblin my poor ol brain...

            Probly my own failin to be strong enough, throughout alla this madness, 'cause omelettin it git to me...

            So very sorry, if'n I poached all up in yer op, Brother!
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; March 24, 2021, 09:23 PM.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Mr. Bones -- Good one with the omelettin!
        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 286
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          A guy from Harvard goes into a pizza joint. Waitress tells him the special is a personal size pepperoni and sausage pizza and a beer. He says "fine".
          Waitress asks "would you like the pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices?"
          Harvard grad says "better make it 4. I could never eat 6 slices of pizza."

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          • Clark
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 286
            • Broken Arrow, OK.

            A woman and her husband's best friend are in bed for hours having hot sex. Finally, the phone rings. Since it is her house she answers.
            In a happy voice she says "Glad you called. How wonderful. I am so happy for you. Sounds great. Have fun Be careful. See you then."
            Her love, having heard only one side of the call asks "who was that?"
            Woman replied "that was my husband telling me how much fun he is having on his fishing trip with you."

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            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 286
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              A guy is watching TV and gets bored. He decides he needs a pet, but something unique.
              He goes out and adopts a centipede and puts him in a little box.
              He goes home and gets bored again so he raises the box lid and asks "would you like to go to a bar?" He gets no response.
              About an hour later, he raises the lid and asks "do you want to go to a bar?" Again, no response.
              After another 30 minutes he raises the lid and yells "do you want to go to a bar?"
              A meek little voice says "You don't have to yell. I heard you the other two times. I'm putting on my boots."

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              • gcdmd
                gcdmd commented
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                OUCH, a hundred times over.

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            We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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