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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Mark V
    Club Member
    • Oct 2018
    • 431
    • Minnesota


    Thanks,

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    • Ahumadora
      Club Member
      • Oct 2015
      • 2170
      • Warkworth, New Zealand

      A couple that got sent my way
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      • Clark
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        Ahumadora Is that a rubber tree?

      • wu7y
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        That is new and different. Up to now the only woodpeckers I have ever seen had feathers.

      • Foehn Watts
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        Looks like AD to me.
        Arboretum disfunction.
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1314
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • jharner
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        Damn, I have been doing it wrong.

      • willxfmr
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        And here I've been chasing them around looking like that tree in the post above. Who knew this would work better?

      • Clark
        Clark commented
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        willxfmr I can't stop laughing at your response!!!
    • Mark V
      Club Member
      • Oct 2018
      • 431
      • Minnesota


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      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 1130
        • The Republic of Texas

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        Who's taking who for a walk? (seeing kid walking large dog)

        If you think you're going out in public dressed like that, you have another think coming. (teenage daughter getting ready to go out on a date)

        Feel free to add your own.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Uh, I must be at least half a dad.

        • Panhead John
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          How much is his bond officer?

        • gcdmd
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          One of my dad's favorites:
          "Keep your eye on the ball," often followed by "and your head in the game."
          When he was really peeved, he would he would skip the metaphor and just say, "Pay attention and keep your wits about you!"

          "Going to get your claws sharpened?" (said to wife as she heads out the door to the nail shop)
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2634
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

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        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3828
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3828
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 344
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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              • Panhead John
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                Bet they regret taking that picture....in those outfits.

              • Foehn Watts
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                OMG Panhead John -- you're right! They're so culturally insensitive!!!! <smiley face!>
                Last edited by Foehn Watts; March 22, 2021, 06:27 PM. Reason: it's a joke!
            • Mark V
              Club Member
              • Oct 2018
              • 431
              • Minnesota


              Thanks

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              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                Gee, it’s shocking that joke would fit in with this crowd of non drinkers. 😉

              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Red Man Even if I saw a number I need a beer!

              • Foehn Watts
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                Hot Dog, I have the medecine chilling in the fridge right now!
            • ComfortablyNumb
              Club Member
              • May 2017
              • 3495
              • Northeast Washington
              • KBQ C-60
                PK360
                Thermoworks Smoke
                Thermoworks Thermopop
                Thermoworks Dot

              I got my stimulus cheque and invested it in more poultry. So, I got my money for nothing and my chicks for free. That's the way I do it.....

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              • Foehn Watts
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                !#%%*$%!!! ComfortablyNumb -- the song won't get outta my head!!

              • 58limited
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                I did the same then I went to the feed store. They are doing curbside. I called in for my order but had a bad connection so I had to repeat myself. The call went like this: "I want my...I want my... I want my chicken feed!"
                Last edited by 58limited; March 22, 2021, 05:50 PM.
            • ComfortablyNumb
              Club Member
              • May 2017
              • 3495
              • Northeast Washington
              • KBQ C-60
                PK360
                Thermoworks Smoke
                Thermoworks Thermopop
                Thermoworks Dot

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              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 2634
                • Brentwood CA
                • LSG large insulated cabinet
                  Yoder YS640
                  David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                  Weber Jumbo Joe
                  FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                  Thermapen Mk4

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                • Donw
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                  Ain’t that they truth. Just finished reading JakeT ‘s outdoor kitchen build and first thing I did was go outside and start measuring my backyard.🙂

                • JakeT
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                  Donw this place is a gift and a curse lol!

                • JimLinebarger
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                  Yea, right! ....(me, too?)
              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 2634
                • Brentwood CA
                • LSG large insulated cabinet
                  Yoder YS640
                  David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                  Weber Jumbo Joe
                  FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                  Thermapen Mk4

                A few days late but..........................

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                • Panhead John
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                  That’s so stupid but I still laughed my ass off. 😂
              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 2634
                • Brentwood CA
                • LSG large insulated cabinet
                  Yoder YS640
                  David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                  Weber Jumbo Joe
                  FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                  Thermapen Mk4





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                • JimLinebarger
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                  Are you sure it wasn't ass scented candle?

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