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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Mr. Bones
    Charter Member
    • Sep 2016
    • 10169
    • Kansas Territory
    • Grills / Smokers
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      Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
      Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
      Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
      Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
      Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
      Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
      Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
      Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
      Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
      Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
      Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

      Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
      Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
      Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

      Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
      Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
      Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
      Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
      Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
      Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
      (Lime Green)
      Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
      Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



      Thermometers:
      *********************************************
      Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
      Maverick ET-732, (Black)
      Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
      ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
      Blue ThermaPen Mk4
      Orange Thermapen Mk4
      Pink Thermapen Mk4
      ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
      ThermoWorks Smoke
      ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
      4 Pro Series cable extensions
      Smoke Gateway

      Accessories:
      *********************************************
      2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
      BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
      Warming shelf
      MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
      Backyard Grill marinade injector
      Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
      Bear Paws
      Meat Rakes
      BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



      Cookware:
      Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
      G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
      '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
      60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
      50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
      Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
      Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

      Cutlery, etc.:
      Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
      Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
      Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
      Multiple steels, from all over the planet
      Crock sticks
      Diamond stones, various
      Lansky Sharpening System

      Tableware
      Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
      Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
      Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

    ABLE TARE CHARLIE

    Baker Nan

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    • JimLinebarger
      JimLinebarger commented
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      He is a master at that!

    • Fire Chicken
      Fire Chicken commented
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      Gotta love Bob
  • Clark
    Club Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 286
    • Broken Arrow, OK.

    We just spent $10,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull. We noticed that all he did was eat grass and he completely ignored the herd so I called my vet to come take a look at him.

    The vet said he was very healthy but just a little young so he gave us some pills to give the bull.

    Within two days he was servicing my cows...all of them...and even jumping the fence to take care of my neighbors' cows.
    He was like a machine.

    My neighbor asked me what kind of pills we were giving him and I said "I don't know, but they taste kind of like peppermint."

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3828
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • SheilaAnn
        SheilaAnn commented
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        Right!?

      • Wedunne
        Wedunne commented
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        I think the legal term for that is Justifiable Homicide
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 344
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      Thanks to Scott Hilburn of Argyle Sweater!

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      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 286
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        A man was shot over 200 times with an upholstery gun.

        Surgeons say he is now fully recovered.

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        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 286
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          I saw a new product at the drugstore today.

          It is a laxative mixed in alphabet soup.

          It is named "Letter Rip."

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          • Foehn Watts
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            FireMan -- reminds me of a chat I had with my mom. We were watching Monty Python (I think) and after some sort of rude joke she wrinkles her nose and tells me that's potty humor, the lowest kind of humor.

            Well, I gotta admit potty humor is pretty low but some of it's pretty dang funny! And if gets everyone's attention cuz everyone does it, well, works for me!

          • ComfortablyNumb
            ComfortablyNumb commented
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            Foehn Watts Monty Python potty humour? Say it isn't so!

            BTW, I would have waited for the right moment, then told your mum to hold her tongue....

          • JimLinebarger
            JimLinebarger commented
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            Which isle?
        • gcdmd
          Charter Member
          • Sep 2014
          • 1130
          • The Republic of Texas

          From The Trinity Journal:

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Sadly, that is the reaction of a lot of people. They think that shot comes with a cape.

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            If only I could do a cartwheel. Still wearing my mask in public, but at least now my kids and grandkids dare to be around us. No one wanted to be the one who gave mom/dad/grandma/grampa the virus and killed them! Our daughter dared to come and help out for a couple of weeks after my wife had rotator cuff surgery.
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2580
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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          • Clark
            Clark commented
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            holehogg At least he didn't have to shell out for a funeral.

          • fracmeister
            fracmeister commented
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            I don't understand this yolk.

          • SheilaAnn
            SheilaAnn commented
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            Clark and fracmeister bad dogs, no tacos! (Joke in my house when bad jokes and/or puns are used)

            Or: go to your room!
        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 286
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          A firefighter was washing the truck in the driveway and saw a little girl with a miniature firetruck-wagon being pulled by a dog and a cat.

          Upon closer inspection, he notice the dog was leashed around his collar while the cat was leashed around his testicles.

          The firefighter told the girl "I think you could go faster if you tied the cat's leash around his neck instead of his testicles."

          The little girl replied, "Yes, I believe you're right but then I would lose my siren."

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          • Clark
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 286
            • Broken Arrow, OK.

            Here are the results from a recent Stanford Univ. study named 'Women's Ass Size Study.'

            10% of women think their ass is too skinny

            30% of women think their ass is too fat

            60% of women don't care, love him because he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for anything!

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            • GDavis
              Charter Member
              • Jun 2015
              • 48
              • New Port Richey, FL
              • Southern Smoke!

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              • 58limited
                58limited commented
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                That would be Texas too.

              • Wedunne
                Wedunne commented
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                A bit too political for my taste.

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                Didn't stop BBQing, just limited in how many people got to enjoy it.
            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 13648
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              I just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said, “Made in China.”

              Obviously a sham rock.

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              • holehogg
                holehogg commented
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                You just hit rock bottom.

              • Polarbear777
                Polarbear777 commented
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                Should probably start with a clean slate.

              • SheilaAnn
                SheilaAnn commented
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                No no no! 🤣🤣🤣
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2634
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4




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              • 58limited
                58limited commented
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                I actually have a grain truck like that one, I should do this.

              • ComfortablyNumb
                ComfortablyNumb commented
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                58limited I do as well. Perhaps we could park on opposite sides of the field and cheer on our respective teams.
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2634
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4




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              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                I thought that first one 58limited driveway!
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2634
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

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