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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • ofelles
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    • Jun 2018
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    • Brentwood CA
    • LSG large insulated cabinet
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      Weber Jumbo Joe
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    • Foehn Watts
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      In your dreams ofelles !

    • ofelles
      ofelles commented
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      Wait I think I must of had a 60's moment! 😃 Not even in my dreams!

    • Mr. Bones
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      Purty sure Barbara Lillian Combes has passed; sammich sounds highly unlikely...

      Post Script: If'n yall has a woman, an ya ever see her with a knife, I suggest runnin like Hail., until everthing's made clear...stay gone a considerable spell, as well...

      might could be, she was only gonna peel an onion, might could be, Not So Much
  • ofelles
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    • SheilaAnn
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      “Pinterest trailer park hell”

      That’s delicious!
  • holehogg
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    • Nov 2017
    • 2580
    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

    Told a friend he needs to season his meat.....

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    • Anthonydrasssa
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      He must have a good knowledge about seasoning!!
      lol
  • RonB
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      lots of probes.
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    When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.



    The judge rose from the bench and said, “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court,” he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times!”

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    • gcdmd
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      That was a favorite punishment of a teacher when I was a schoolboy in Venezuela.

      I have no idea how many times I had to write "Debo obedecer la primera vez." (I should obey the first time.)

      Of course, my usual defense was that I didn't understand the instruction.
  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
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    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Around here this is part of Familial Refrigerator Blindness Syndrome:

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    Thanks to Brian Crane of Pickles!

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    • Bogy
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      I have that! My wife agrees!
  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
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    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thanks to Dave Coverly of Speed Bump!
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; March 11, 2021, 07:52 PM.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      • Apr 2019
      • 344
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      Uhhh, if you killed a man by kicking him where 70% of all sperm is produced would you be guilty of vesicular manslaughter? Jus' wonderin'.

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      • Foehn Watts
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        • Apr 2019
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        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. —Albert Sloan

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        • Mark V
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          • Oct 2018
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          • Minnesota


          via

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            False advertising. Wife or girlfriend, you will pay. Especially if not satisfied.

          • wu7y
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            One of my brother's many "rules of life" was, "If it floats, flies, or f***s, always rent, never buy."

          • Anthonydrasssa
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            That's a good marketing strategy!!!
        • ofelles
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          • Jun 2018
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          • Bogy
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            Also the reason why after a year where many people worked from home the birthrate has dropped significantly!

          • Mr. Bones
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            Be prudent in how much Cast Iron ware ya buy, fellers lol!

          • jharner
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            True story : A friends father retires, he calls one day and talks to his Mom for a while and the asked - Where is Dad, she replies - on his way to Sam's for a loaf of bread, ( 30 miles away ) Why did you send him to Sam's ? She replied I could not think of any place farther away
        • ofelles
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          • Jun 2018
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          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
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            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

          Thinking of you Panhead John or Martha

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          • ofelles
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            • Jun 2018
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            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4




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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2634
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

              Should this be in SUWYC?

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              • SheilaAnn
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                Post it!
            • ofelles
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              • Jun 2018
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              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

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              • Mr. Bones
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                Share me some, Please...

              • jharner
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                Just sent you my address
            • ofelles
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              • Jun 2018
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              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
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                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

              Happened to a friend................I wouldn't know anything about it.

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              Last edited by ofelles; March 13, 2021, 02:44 PM.

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              • HawkerXP
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                LoL! it was Burger King for me!

              • Donw
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                As I told the government background investigator when he was asking about you for your security clearance. “Well, I’ve never actually seen him take LSD.” I’m sure that helped.🙂

              • ofelles
                ofelles commented
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                Thanks Donw This truly is a family, you have my back!!

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            2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

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