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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1314
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 344
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      And the tacos remind me of this:

      Burritos are like blunts -- If you can't roll, get a bowl.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 344
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


        My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....

        I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.

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        • Mark V
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          I like the bad jokes!

        • Mr. Bones
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          ¡MGA!

        • Santamarina
          Santamarina commented
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          I like puns, so I laughed....my son does not, and when I read it to him he said, "Booo...get off the stage!"
      • Mark V
        Club Member
        • Oct 2018
        • 431
        • Minnesota

        I had an album of acoustic music by Buckingham Nicks way back. It was fantastic. Went to a concert around 1979 with Fleetwood Mac when Stevie was in the depths of a cocaine problem which ruined her voice. Not an uncommon problem back then. Ruined the concert for me, she sounded terrible.




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        • Andrrr
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          That man is malnourished... he could use some BBQ
          Last edited by Andrrr; March 6, 2021, 10:22 PM.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Yup, I must Concur, Andrrr I am currently weighin in attabout -15 lb.s from my average, (but slowly gainin back)

          Man depicted makes me look obese, in comparison...

          Reckon th man needs him some bacon, help him find his way

        • Wedunne
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          Simon and Garfunkel Chicken (only followers of Meathead would get that one)
      • Mark V
        Club Member
        • Oct 2018
        • 431
        • Minnesota




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        • randy56
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          Just one more

        • Mr. Bones
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          On It, Boss!!! lol

        • oldsarge84
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          Only drink on days that end with y
      • Mark V
        Club Member
        • Oct 2018
        • 431
        • Minnesota




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        • Mr. Bones
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          'S why I never even gradjitated th 2nd Grade,

          True Story, I didn't...
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3495
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

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        • jharner
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          Did not have a REFRESH had to go to Dad and ask him to get out his pocket knife

        • ComfortablyNumb
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          jharner That which we call a pencil sharpener, by any other name is just as sharp! ;-)

        • gcdmd
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          When I first started school in Venezuela at age eight, barely knowing a word of Spanish in a school where it was the language of instruction, I was the only kid in the class with one of those little pencil sharpeners. One of the first words I learned, along with "silencio," was "sacapunta," which all the other kids wanted to borrow.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13648
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • gcdmd
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          Donw
          That's a big 10-4. I don't even know who most of these so-called celebrities are any more. As for big league sports, they pretty much lost me with the big MLB strike I don't know how many years ago, when I realized that it was basically a bunch of very rich people fighting about money.

        • Mr. Bones
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          DILLIGAFF????:

          (Good Lord, I Hopes not!!!)

        • Panhead John
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          Mmm....Does It Look like I Give A Flying ....? Can’t figure out that last word 🧐
      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 1130
        • The Republic of Texas

        Sign of the times, if you're lucky:

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        Last edited by gcdmd; March 15, 2021, 03:55 PM. Reason: Credit The Virginian-Pilot Walt Handelsman

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        • Stuey1515
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          LOL!! This, I like this 😄
      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 286
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        Remember how when you were little, you could just rip off your diaper and run around naked and everyone thought it was cute?

        Anyway, I need bail money.

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        • RonB
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          So what brand diapers do ya wear anyway? And do they come in XL? (Asking for a friend.)

        • ofelles
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          I have a friend who wants to know also, thanks in advance.

        • Mr. Bones
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          ¿My friend, he sez he jus needs a 'Chico', possible 'Medio', worst case scenario...but we still curious, como no?

          Any diaper tips'd be Welcomed, I reckon lol
      • Foehn Watts
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        • Apr 2019
        • 344
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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        Thanks to Ben Zaehringer of In The Bleachers!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Sigh.
          Looks Like Home, LOL
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 344
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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        Thanks to Bill Amend of Foxtrot!
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; March 7, 2021, 06:13 PM.

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 344
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          Now I lay me down to sleep,
          I pray this cushy life to keep.
          I pray for toys that look like mice,
          And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
          I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
          And someone nice to scratch my back,
          For windowsills all warm and bright,
          For shadows to explore at night.
          I pray I'll always stay real cool
          And keep the secret feline rule
          To never tell a human that
          The world is really ruled by cats!

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Smokey sez "Meow"!(Wink)

          • Foehn Watts
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            Mr. Bones -- Georgia and Rae say "Meow" (wink) back atcha.

          • Mr. Bones
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            Foehn Watts

            Much Love to alla yall there, includin (of course) Georgia, an Rae!!!!
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 344
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          --"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."


          --Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."

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          • jharner
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            Knock knock
            Who's there
            Impatient Cow
            Impatient Co
            Moooooooooooo

          • Red Man
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            jharner My daughter used to love that one, except it was the interrupting cow.
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 344
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          Check out this guy's work: Hard rockin' marrionettes, Darrionettes. My link is to a facebook site; find the all pictures link and take a look--the work is great.

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