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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president tells the barkeep, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

    Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

    Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

    The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 349
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on every bin they came across. They then did so the following day and the day after that, until finally the retiree decided it was time to take some action.

      The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the boys as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said: "You kids are a lot of fun. I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favour? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing". The boys were more than happy and continued to bang the bins.

      After a few days, the man greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "I'm going to have to cut it down to 50 cents a day to keep banging the bins." The kids were obviously unimpressed but they accepted the reduction in payment and continued their afternoon activities.

      A few days later, the man approached them again. "Look," he said, "I haven't received my payment yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?" "That's it?" the 'drum leader' exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time beating these around for 25 cents each a day, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

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      • ecowper
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 3707
        • Maple Valley, WA
        • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
          Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

          Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
          Thermometer = Maverick ET732
          Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
          Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
          Thermapen Classic = Grey
          PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

          Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
          Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
          Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
          Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

          Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


          Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          ComfortablyNumb commented
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          ecowper Unfortunately I was in mid-swallow when I got to the punchline. I nearly choked from trying to swallow and laugh at the same time.

        • RonB
          RonB commented
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          Must have been Panhead John 's recipe...
          Last edited by RonB; March 3, 2021, 06:08 PM.

        • SheilaAnn
          SheilaAnn commented
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          No no no no.......
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2650
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 349
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

          "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied.

          "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For #### sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the ####### morning!!"

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          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 349
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."

            With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling "Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!" She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling "YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!" With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.

            The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, "What in the world did she roll anyway?" The second dealer answered, "I thought you were paying attention!"

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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 349
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              A small boy is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: "Da-ad…" "What?" "I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."

              Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad…" "WHAT?" "I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!"

              Five minutes later: "Daaad…" "WHAT?!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                ComfortablyNumb commented
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                That conversation occurred just last night between Panhead John and his mother, only he was asking her for beer....

              • Santamarina
                Santamarina commented
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                My wife tells the same story about what she did as a little girl!
            • MTurney
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              • Feb 2020
              • 262
              • Grapevine, TX

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              • MTurney
                MTurney commented
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                Yea that’s kind of the joke. Not intended to be political...just thought it was funny

              • Mosca
                Mosca commented
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                Sadly it is political. Times change, and things that were accepted 75 years ago are not accepted today, and rightly so. It was The Seuss Foundation itself that made the decision, and that should be the end of it, with no outrage.

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                Mosca, I agree with you. The person who wrote and drew The Sneetches in 1961 wouldn't have used the stereotypes he did in other books if he was writing them today.
            • Panhead John
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              • Aug 2020
              • 1340
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                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Huskee
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                It's time to eat, grandpa!
                It's time to eat grandpa!
            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 295
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              These are some Will Rogers aphorisms from the 1930s that I like:

              "Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."
              "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
              "Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."
              "We can't all be heroes, because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
              "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
              "We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it."
              "If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
              "If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."

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              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                Oh yeah.

              • Mr. Bones
                Mr. Bones commented
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                Will Rogers was a Great Man!!!
            • ComfortablyNumb
              Club Member
              • May 2017
              • 3503
              • Northeast Washington
              • KBQ C-60
                PK360
                Thermoworks Smoke
                Thermoworks Thermopop
                Thermoworks Dot

              A trucker is eating at a truck stop when three bikers walk in. One drops his cigarette in the trucker's coffee, the second takes a huge bite out of his pie, the third spits onto his plate. They all laugh as they find a table and sit down. The trucker stands up, gets out his wallet, pays his bill, and walks out the door. When the waitress brings menus to the bikers one says, "Not much of a man, is he?" The waitress replies, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed up over three motorcycles."

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              • ecowper
                Founding Member
                • Jul 2014
                • 3707
                • Maple Valley, WA
                • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
                  Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

                  Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
                  Thermometer = Maverick ET732
                  Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
                  Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
                  Thermapen Classic = Grey
                  PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

                  Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
                  Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
                  Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
                  Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

                  Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


                  Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

                A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

                A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face”?

                Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells “Sir Stop! What are you doing!?” The Blind guy says, “I’m just looking around.”

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                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  A taco and a burrito walk into a bar.
                  The taco starts talking the bartender's ear off while the burrito stays silent and sips his drink. Finally the bartender says, "Hey, why is he so quiet?"

                  The taco replies, "Oh, sorry. I'm just a lot more open than he is."

                • ecowper
                  ecowper commented
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                  BAD
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 349
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                Thanks to Scott Hilburn of Argyle Sweater!
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                • Foehn Watts
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 349
                  • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                  Thank you to Kevin Fagan of Drabble!
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                  • oldsarge84
                    oldsarge84 commented
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                    How true that is

                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
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                    Fo Sho, ain't Lyin...
                • Panhead John
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2020
                  • 1340
                  • Houston, Texas
                  • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                    Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                    SnS For the Kettle
                    Set of Grill Grates
                    Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                    Rotisserie For The Kettle
                    J. A. Henckels Knives
                    Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                    Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Foehn Watts commented
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                    Mr. Bones -- I'ma liking the way you're thinkin!

                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
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                    Foehn Watts Let's us you an me Grub Down on some Tacos, Sister!
                    (Not gonna feel not nary even a patch of ashamed; if'n th "Official Cause Of Death", on my Certificate reads: 'Tacos!!!)

                    Does that make me a sucha kindofa Bad Guy??? Oy? ) LOL
                    Last edited by Mr. Bones; March 8, 2021, 04:26 PM.

                  • Bogy
                    Bogy commented
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                    My record is about 15 tacos. It was at a camp where they had a record of 24 tacos up on the wall. I was going for the record, and they ran out. I was so disappointed.☹️

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