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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3828
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 344
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      I thought this was pretty dang good, a great play on a classic:

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      Thank you to Stephen Pastis of Pearls Before Swine!



      Last edited by Foehn Watts; March 1, 2021, 06:45 PM.

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      • Porkies
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        I watched this old routine just a few days ago!

      • Mosca
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        Yeah, I stole that one.

      • Mr. Bones
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        These Eyes
    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 131
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • SheilaAnn
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        🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

      • Panhead John
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        😂😂😂

      • ofelles
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        You sure you're not from California?
    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 2580
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa


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      • RonB
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        I think it's just monkeying around...

      • Mr. Bones
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        Not fer too dang much longer, I'd reckon lol!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1314
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      CaptainMike New sign for the yard?
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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1314
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1314
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1314
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • RichieB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2018
              • 1827
              • Western Mass

              Foehn Watts this hangs in what was my office, now guest room. Had it for years. You can't see the entire skit is under Lou and Bud.

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              • Jfrosty27
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                My son has that one hanging in his man cave.

              • Foehn Watts
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                RichieB have seen the skit many times. And it's still funny. Thanks for the laugh again!

              • Mr. Bones
                Mr. Bones commented
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                I have multiple versions of this skit in my OTR collection...been listenin to it fer nigh onto 60 years...Still a Classic Comedy skit! :
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 344
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it and you're not.

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              • ecowper
                Founding Member
                • Jul 2014
                • 3697
                • Maple Valley, WA
                • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
                  Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

                  Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
                  Thermometer = Maverick ET732
                  Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
                  Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
                  Thermapen Classic = Grey
                  PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

                  Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
                  Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
                  Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
                  Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

                  Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


                  Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

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                • Panhead John
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2020
                  • 1314
                  • Houston, Texas
                  • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                    Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                    SnS For the Kettle
                    Set of Grill Grates
                    Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                    Rotisserie For The Kettle
                    J. A. Henckels Knives
                    Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                    Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 344
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                    One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

                    When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

                    Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched.";

                    Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

                    Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

                    The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. "Well," Johnny replied, "Don't **** with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."

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                    • Mr. Bones
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                      Amen.
                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 344
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

                    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

                    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

                    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

                    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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                    • Foehn Watts
                      Club Member
                      • Apr 2019
                      • 344
                      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                      A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

                      A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

                      Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

                      The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.

                      Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband.

                      "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

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                      We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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