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  • oldsarge84
    Club Member
    • Sep 2018
    • 19
    • West Central Wisconsin

    An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later) she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. (He tried to plow a lot.)

    One day when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began to complain and nag, nag, nag. It just went on and on.

    All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of her head, and killed her dead on the spot.

    At the funeral service days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.

    When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement. But when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute then shake his head in disagreement.

    This was so consistent that the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

    So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

    The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was. So I would nod my head in agreement."

    "And what about the men?" the minister asked.

    "They all wanted to know if the mule was for sale. "

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    • RichieB
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      I take some of the stuff posted here in Jokes to FB. I really want to with as I find it funny. The issue is tonight I have to lie down in our bed (me & my wife) not sure I would wake up in the morning. I'll pass on this one.
  • Mark V
    Club Member
    • Oct 2018
    • 411
    • Minnesota

    Took this picture of Perseverance today, thought it turned out well so am sharing it.



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    • ofelles
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      • Jun 2018
      • 2598
      • Brentwood CA


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      • gcdmd
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        • Sep 2014
        • 1121
        • The Republic of Texas

        Gender neutral bathroom sign:

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        • MTurney
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          • Feb 2020
          • 262
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • Panhead John
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            • Aug 2020
            • 1161
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

            smokin fool Hey buddy, thought you might like this one!

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1161
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Panhead John
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                One of my favorite ZZ Top songs Bonesy. Awesome song and video!


                https://youtu.be/Y2ygmJu7070
                Last edited by Panhead John; February 28, 2021, 05:59 PM.

              • SheilaAnn
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                Mr. Bones I know. For what it’s worth, I learned to drive ona ‘69 chevelle 3 on the tree! 33”. Dayum! Love it!

              • Foehn Watts
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                Dang Mr Panhead John ! Good song, but them anime "angels" give me the creeps. 'Rather see the real women!
            • holehogg
              Club Member
              • Nov 2017
              • 2594
              • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

              First pic's of finding water on mars


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              • 58limited
                Club Member
                • Dec 2018
                • 1114
                • SE Texas
                • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

                The British Military writes officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
                • His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
                • I would not breed from this Officer.
                • This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
                • When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
                • He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
                • He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
                • Technically sound, but socially impossible.
                • This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
                • This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
                • When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
                • Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
                • She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
                • He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
                • This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
                • In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
                • This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
                • The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
                • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

                Last edited by 58limited; February 28, 2021, 12:59 PM.

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                • 58limited
                  58limited commented
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                  I'd like to hear that story.

                • oldsarge84
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                  I would like to hear it too.

                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  Yearrrr, We are waitin' Mr. Bones!
              • Mosca
                Charter Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 3785
                • PA
                • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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                • Panhead John
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                  True dat!

                • JCGrill
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                  God I'm glad I'm not alone.

                • SheilaAnn
                  SheilaAnn commented
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                  Preach!
              • MTurney
                Former Member
                • Feb 2020
                • 262
                • Grapevine, TX

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                • ofelles
                  Club Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 2598
                  • Brentwood CA





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                  • Panhead John
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                    Still laughing over Donut Fact 18. 😂

                  • gcdmd
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                    I can just hear that precious little girl giggling. Warms an old grandpa's heart.

                  • oldsarge84
                    oldsarge84 commented
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                    Sounds like something my granddaughter would do. They are so precious.
                • ofelles
                  Club Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 2598
                  • Brentwood CA


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                  I know it's about a week late, but here's some advise for Panhead John for next time!!
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                • ofelles
                  Club Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 2598
                  • Brentwood CA


                  And one for smokin fool

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                  • smokin fool
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                    Typical truck driver....a breach!!!!

                  • gcdmd
                    gcdmd commented
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                    smokin fool
                    A double footling breech at that
                • ofelles
                  Club Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 2598
                  • Brentwood CA



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