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    • SheilaAnn
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      That didn’t take long! 🤣🤣🤣

    • HawkerXP
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      I've got some for half that price!

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    • HawkerXP
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      Screw that! I'm ready for spring!

    Steve just got a job at the beverage factory and is getting a tour from the manager on his first day. The manager spends this time explaining the different assembly lines.

    "Over here," the manager says, "is the lemonade assembly line. we take the product, package it up and prepare it to ship. To the right we're canning juice concentrates. On this side we have the soda line, bottles and cans and such."

    "Wow, you guys produce a lot of drinks," says Steve.

    "You bet, name a drink and we probably have an assembly line for it."

    "Do you have a punch line?"

    "Nope."

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      Thanks, Chris

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        • JCGrill
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          Why not give it a try?


        A man goes to the grocery store and buys a banana, three peaches, and two pears.

        As the cashier scans his food, she looks at it all and says "You must be single."

        The man smiles and says "Yeah, how did you know?"

        "Oh," she says, "Because you're ugly."



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        • HawkerXP
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          I hate when that happens.

        • Bogy
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          Hah! Doesn't work that way. I'm married!

        Should fire this photographer, never gets me in the picture.


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        • Donw
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          Since I’m the one on the right I can vouch you were there just out of frame. Yep, we need to fire him.

        Mark V Hey, I found the picture with you just off frame. Looks like you were with Red Man and HawkerXP
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        • Jfrosty27
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          My wife asked me who my two friends are.......

        • Foehn Watts
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          Clark -- . . . belly-flop together.

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          Thinking of using this for my next OOF*.

          *OOF is Microsoft speak for out of office. It actually stands for Out Of Facility, but there you go.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Dang. Too bad the husband doesn't work anymore, he WOULD have hung this up.
            Wait, I will print and he can hang it on the door to the den of inequity (AKA da man cave office thingy).
            Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 23, 2021, 06:04 PM.




          If you had been thinking straight......




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            For SheilaAnn

            A nice lady got a job at a hardware store. Soon a gentleman walked in and said:

            "Hey lady, I need a flat bastard file."

            Quite offended, the lady replied:

            "How dare you use profanity like that?"

            At which the gentleman quickly explained that depending on how a file was cut, that was really the name for that file.

            The lady, now embarrassed from her lack of knowledge, decided to remember the name of the file for future reference.

            After several hours, another gentleman entered the store and said:

            "Hey lady, I need a file."

            The lady asked:

            "A flat bastard?"

            Gentleman:

            "No, a round S...B"

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              Does anyone know if we can take a shower yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

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              • Foehn Watts
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                Yeah, you can take one now. And to make it easy-peasy, just shake doze hands over yer head to dry, and there's yer shower.
                Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 23, 2021, 06:02 PM.

              • HawkerXP
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                Wait Foehn Watts you forgot....... "Put your left foot in. Put your left foot out. Put your right foot in and shake it all about........"

              • Foehn Watts
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                HawkerXP -- thanks for the reminder; it's always nice to have music in the shower!

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                • JCGrill
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                  Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

                • Locotech
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                  @JCGrill....Cheech was the man....lol

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