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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3828
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • SheilaAnn
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      That didn’t take long! 🤣🤣🤣

    • HawkerXP
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      I've got some for half that price!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • HawkerXP
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      Screw that! I'm ready for spring!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 344
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Steve just got a job at the beverage factory and is getting a tour from the manager on his first day. The manager spends this time explaining the different assembly lines.

    "Over here," the manager says, "is the lemonade assembly line. we take the product, package it up and prepare it to ship. To the right we're canning juice concentrates. On this side we have the soda line, bottles and cans and such."

    "Wow, you guys produce a lot of drinks," says Steve.

    "You bet, name a drink and we probably have an assembly line for it."

    "Do you have a punch line?"

    "Nope."

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    • Mark V
      Club Member
      • Oct 2018
      • 431
      • Minnesota


      Thanks, Chris

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      • Mark V
        Club Member
        • Oct 2018
        • 431
        • Minnesota


        via

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        • JCGrill
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          Why not give it a try?
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 344
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


        A man goes to the grocery store and buys a banana, three peaches, and two pears.

        As the cashier scans his food, she looks at it all and says "You must be single."

        The man smiles and says "Yeah, how did you know?"

        "Oh," she says, "Because you're ugly."



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        • HawkerXP
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          I hate when that happens.

        • Bogy
          Bogy commented
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          Hah! Doesn't work that way. I'm married!
      • Mark V
        Club Member
        • Oct 2018
        • 431
        • Minnesota

        Should fire this photographer, never gets me in the picture.


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        • Donw
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          Since I’m the one on the right I can vouch you were there just out of frame. Yep, we need to fire him.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1314
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        Mark V Hey, I found the picture with you just off frame. Looks like you were with Red Man and HawkerXP
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        Last edited by Panhead John; February 22, 2021, 09:44 PM.

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        • HawkerXP
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          cl

        • Jfrosty27
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          My wife asked me who my two friends are.......

        • Foehn Watts
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          Clark -- . . . belly-flop together.
      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3828
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 988
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

          Thinking of using this for my next OOF*.

          *OOF is Microsoft speak for out of office. It actually stands for Out Of Facility, but there you go.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Dang. Too bad the husband doesn't work anymore, he WOULD have hung this up.
            Wait, I will print and he can hang it on the door to the den of inequity (AKA da man cave office thingy).
            Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 23, 2021, 06:04 PM.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2634
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4




          If you had been thinking straight......




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          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 1130
            • The Republic of Texas

            For SheilaAnn

            A nice lady got a job at a hardware store. Soon a gentleman walked in and said:

            "Hey lady, I need a flat bastard file."

            Quite offended, the lady replied:

            "How dare you use profanity like that?"

            At which the gentleman quickly explained that depending on how a file was cut, that was really the name for that file.

            The lady, now embarrassed from her lack of knowledge, decided to remember the name of the file for future reference.

            After several hours, another gentleman entered the store and said:

            "Hey lady, I need a file."

            The lady asked:

            "A flat bastard?"

            Gentleman:

            "No, a round S...B"

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            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 287
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              Does anyone know if we can take a shower yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

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              • Foehn Watts
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                Yeah, you can take one now. And to make it easy-peasy, just shake doze hands over yer head to dry, and there's yer shower.
                Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 23, 2021, 06:02 PM.

              • HawkerXP
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                Wait Foehn Watts you forgot....... "Put your left foot in. Put your left foot out. Put your right foot in and shake it all about........"

              • Foehn Watts
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                HawkerXP -- thanks for the reminder; it's always nice to have music in the shower!
            • Foehn Watts
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              • Apr 2019
              • 344
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1314
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                • JCGrill
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                  Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

                • Locotech
                  Locotech commented
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                  @JCGrill....Cheech was the man....lol

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              2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

              We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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