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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Foehn Watts
    Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 310
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
    #3616
    funny-memes-cat-box-comfortable-cant-reach-remote.jpg
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 15, 2021, 07:48 PM.

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    • ofelles
      #3616.2
      ofelles commented
      February 15, 2021, 10:53 PM
      Editing a comment
      Good to know I'm not the only one!
      • 1 like
    • Foehn Watts
      #3616.3
      Foehn Watts commented
      February 16, 2021, 01:43 PM
      Editing a comment
      Dag nabbit! Know I should reload to check if something goes up right when I am having troubles!
    • Mr. Bones
      #3616.4
      Mr. Bones commented
      February 21, 2021, 01:13 PM
      Editing a comment
      No Joy.
  • Foehn Watts
    Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 310
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
    #3617
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    • 7 likes

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    • Mr. Bones
      #3617.1
      Mr. Bones commented
      February 21, 2021, 01:16 PM
      Editing a comment
      Now lima charlie, tango yankee, Sister!
  • fracmeister
    fracmeister
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1343
    • Sprang, TX
    • Dances with lemmings

      (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"
    #3618
    Houston during the ice storm
    • 12 likes

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    • Panhead John
      Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1185
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
      #3619
      fracmeister Did you happen to go downtown?
      Attached Files
      • 7 likes

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      • Panhead John
        #3619.5
        Panhead John commented
        February 16, 2021, 12:40 PM
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        Doubtful. All the Houston cops are in the donut shops staying warm.
        • 4 likes
      • Foehn Watts
        #3619.6
        Foehn Watts commented
        February 16, 2021, 01:46 PM
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        That's where the penguins are going--they know the cops know where the best donuts are.
        • 4 likes
      • Mr. Bones
        #3619.7
        Mr. Bones commented
        February 21, 2021, 01:17 PM
        Editing a comment
        Kinda reminiscent of th Abby Road cover...
    • ofelles
      ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2576
      • Brentwood CA

      •
      #3620
      There's been a bunch of Asian recipes posted lately. I think I have finally stumbled onto something!!

      • 10 likes

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      • holehogg
        #3620.1
        holehogg commented
        February 16, 2021, 12:39 PM
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        Smart.
        • 2 likes
      • Foehn Watts
        #3620.2
        Foehn Watts commented
        February 16, 2021, 01:47 PM
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        AKA: redneck forceps.
        • 2 likes
      • Mr. Bones
        #3620.3
        Mr. Bones commented
        February 21, 2021, 01:20 PM
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        Quite clever, practical, an innovative!

        Me? I'm lazy, an usually jus use my Zippo fer a roach clip, insteada goin to alla dat trouble lol
    • ofelles
      ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2576
      • Brentwood CA

      •
      #3621
      • 12 likes

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      • holehogg
        #3621.1
        holehogg commented
        February 16, 2021, 12:41 PM
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        Corny.
        • 4 likes
      • Mr. Bones
        #3621.2
        Mr. Bones commented
        February 21, 2021, 01:21 PM
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        Looks like yer dialin in on it, reckon I can safely say ya needs to use more butter, subsequently...
        • 1 like
    • ofelles
      ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2576
      • Brentwood CA

      •
      #3622


      • 12 likes

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      • Foehn Watts
        #3622.1
        Foehn Watts commented
        February 16, 2021, 01:49 PM
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        For increasing to maximum strength: add cauliflower and broccoli.
        • 3 likes
      • Mr. Bones
        #3622.2
        Mr. Bones commented
        February 20, 2021, 01:25 PM
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        Foehn Watts Pickled eggs wouldn't hurt th cause none, neither lol!
        • 1 like
    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 310
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
      #3623
      @ofelles post above reminded me of this:

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      • 9 likes

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      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 310
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #3624
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        • 11 likes

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        • HawkerXP
          #3624.1
          HawkerXP commented
          February 16, 2021, 05:26 PM
          Editing a comment
          Rack it up Baby!
          • 1 like
      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 310
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #3625
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        • 13 likes

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        • Stuey1515
          #3625.1
          Stuey1515 commented
          February 18, 2021, 02:47 AM
          Editing a comment
          Oz consumers can be a bit dim haha
      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 310
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #3626
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        • 8 likes

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        • Attjack
          #3626.1
          Attjack commented
          February 17, 2021, 04:43 PM
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          I'm never enthusiastic about using non-food-grade items to cook or prep food with.
      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 310
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #3627
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        • 9 likes

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        • Mosca
          Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3782
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
          #3628
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          • 15 likes

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          • frigate
            frigate
            Club Member
            • Aug 2019
            • 127
            • East Quogue, NY
            #3629
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            • 11 likes

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            • Foehn Watts
              #3629.1
              Foehn Watts commented
              February 17, 2021, 03:40 PM
              Editing a comment
              That damn cat--I woulda gone ballistic on it!
          • Andrrr
            Andrrr
            Club Member
            • May 2019
            • 434
            • Wisconsin
            • WSCG
              Weber Kettle 22”
              Weber Smokey Joe
              Blackstone 36”
            #3630
            I was actually lucky enough to see this deal and take the picture myself. Boy did I stock up!
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            • 15 likes

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            • HawkerXP
              #3630.1
              HawkerXP commented
              February 17, 2021, 03:03 PM
              Editing a comment
              Send it in to Consumers Report mag. LoL!
              • 2 likes
            • Andrrr
              #3630.2
              Andrrr commented
              February 17, 2021, 04:57 PM
              Editing a comment
              HawkerXP Ha! You know I tend to sympathize with us lowly consumers because advertisers/pricing depts are constantly trying to cheat us with false advertising and fake deals every day. But In their defense here they say right there that you are saving nothing which is probably more true that what most sales advertise!
              • 2 likes
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