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  • dwlivesay
    Club Member
    • Mar 2018
    • 5

    Hear about the woman who backed into one of those old propeller airplanes? Dis-ass-ter.

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    • dwlivesay
      Club Member
      • Mar 2018
      • 5

      A man comes up to a Rutgers graduate and says, "if you can guess how many chickens are in this bag I'll give you both of them." The Rutgers graduate thinks hard for a minute and says "3?"

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      • JimLinebarger
        JimLinebarger commented
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        That's an Aggie joke, too. Right?

      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        Da***t. Sheesh, took me a careful re-read. . .!

      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        JimLinebarger, that's also an Iowan/Minnesotan, Norvegian/Svedish joke! Just insert your own group and the one you like to make fun of.
    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2643
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
        David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
        Thermapen Mk4





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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2643
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4



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        • SheilaAnn
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          I just tasted a bit of throw up from the second “joke” 🤣🤣

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Golly @ShielaAnn, that's better than tastin' somethin' else. . . right?
          ;-)
      • JimLinebarger
        Club Member
        • Jun 2017
        • 926
        • Spokane Valley, Wa.
        • Grills/Smokers
          Blaze 32" 4-Burner Gas Grill w/infrared rear rotisserie burner
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          Weber 22" Master-Touch Kettle
          Pit Barrel Cooker
          Great Outdoors Smoky Mountain Series 36" Vertical Gas Smoker
          Traeger Timberline 850

          Thermometers
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Maverick ET-733
          Thermapen Mk4, Red

          Sous Vide
          Anova Culinary Sous Vide Precision Cooker, Bluetooth, 800W
          Anova Precision Cooker Insulated Container
          Lipavi C15 container and lid
          Lipavi L15 Rack

          Accessories
          SNS
          BBQ Guru DigiQ (for PBC and 22" Weber Kettle)
          BBQ Dragon
          BBQ Dragon Grill Table for 22" Weber Kettle
          Fire Butler (for Weber 22")
          Grill Grates for Jumbo Joe and Blaze grill
          Hovergrill

          About me
          Name: Jim
          Nick name: Bear
          Location: Spokane Valley, Wa.
          Born at a very young age at Egland AFB, Ft. Walton Beach, FL.

          USAF vet, ECM (F4 & B52)/B52 Crew Chief, Computer Systems NCO, disabled
          Former Computer Tech/Admin
          Campus Manager/Lead Tech/Tech (IT) for The Kemtah Group contracted to Intel, Rio Rancho, NM.
          Short Term Missionary to the Marshall Islands with MAPS of DFM of AOG

        Many years ago I went into the VA for a colonoscopy and an endoscopy at the same time. As I was being prepped on the table, I asked if I could choose the order of the procedures because one order would leave a crappy taste in my mouth.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          That is sooooo bad that I am LOL.

        • RonB
          RonB commented
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          If the scope is long enough, they can do 'em both at the same time...

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
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          RonB Again it still depends on which direction. Maybe fine going in, but the direction coming out can make all the difference.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 349
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Truth in Valentining:

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        And so forth:

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        Thank you Patrick McDonnell of Mutts!

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        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 291
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          I had my annual physical yesterday and afterwards, I asked the doc "How do you determine when an older person is ready to be in a nursing home?"

          He said "we fill a bathtub with water and give you a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and tell you to empty the bathtub."

          I said, "Oh, normal people would use the bucket since it is biggest?"

          He replied "No, normal people just pull the plug."

          (He is trying to get me a room with a window)

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1332
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2643
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4

              To al you golfers out there
              Golf Poem
              In My Hand I Hold A
              Ball,
              White And Dimpled, And Rather Small..
              Oh,
              How Bland It Does Appear,
              This Harmless Looking
              Little Sphere.

              By Its Size I Could Not
              Guess
              The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
              But
              Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
              I've Wandered
              Through The Fires Of Hell.

              My Life Has Not Been
              Quite The Same
              Since I Chose To Play This Stupid
              Game.
              It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;
              A
              Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

              It Has Made Me
              Curse And Made Me Cry,
              And Hate Myself And Want To
              Die.
              It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
              If I Hit
              It Straight And Far.

              To Master Such A Tiny
              Ball,
              Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
              But My
              Desires The Ball Refuses,
              And Does Exactly As It
              Chooses.

              It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And
              Dies,
              And Disappears Before My Eyes.
              Often It
              Will Have A Whim,
              To Hit A Tree Or Take A
              Swim.

              With Miles Of Grass On Which To
              Land,
              It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
              Then Has Me
              Offering Up My Soul,
              If Only It Would Find The
              Hole.

              It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
              And
              Swear That I Will Give It Up.
              And Take To Drink To
              Ease My Sorrow,
              But The Ball Knows .. I'll Be Back
              Tomorrow.

              Stand
              proud you noble swingers of
              clubs
              And
              losers of balls!


              A recent study found that the
              average golfer
              Walks about 900 miles a
              year.

              Another study found that golfers
              drink, on
              Average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
              year.

              This
              means that, on average, golfers get about
              41 miles
              to the gallon!

              Kind of makes you proud. Almost
              makes you
              Feel like a hybrid. .

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              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 349
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                In case you missed it this year (Jan. 26), make sure you don't miss Australia Day next year:

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                • Foehn Watts
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 349
                  • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                  B-fast of champions (lunch and dinner too):

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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 349
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                    • 58limited
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                      That's not a joke, it's the unvarnished truth!
                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 349
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                    • Foehn Watts
                      Club Member
                      • Apr 2019
                      • 349
                      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                      • ofelles
                        Club Member
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 2643
                        • Brentwood CA
                        • LSG large insulated cabinet
                          Yoder YS640
                          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                          Weber Jumbo Joe
                          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                          Thermapen Mk4



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