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    • Fire Chicken
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      Doctor: Your smoking habits are causing are stress release, Ienjoyment, and nutritions to be
      introduced into your body!
      Your probably should go light a
      Last edited by Fire Chicken; February 13, 2021, 09:34 PM.

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    • SheilaAnn
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      Bad dog, no taco!

      (We say that at home when a bad pun is used ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ)

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    • SheilaAnn
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      Iโ€™m guessing thatโ€™s LA? Seen both of those together several times ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

    • Mr. Bones
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      Ruh Roh!!!!

    Everyone looks like they are having a good time:

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    • RonB
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      But I don't see Tom Brady??

    • Mr. Bones
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      Yeah, I so totally cain't see this ever tippin over...

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      • gcdmd
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        Shades of Gahan Wilson

      Thousands of little boys woke up on Monday morning with the knowledge that if they grow up to be the quarterback of an NFL team that goes to the Superbowl, they'll lose to Tom Brady!

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        frank's injury

        the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
        praise for an answered prayer.

        Suzie stood and walked to the lectern. She said, "i have some praise. Two months ago, my husband frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed.
        The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
        you could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor frank must have experienced.
        "frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." we prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of frank's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples."
        again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on frank.
        "now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the lord, frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
        all the men sighed with unified relief.
        The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
        A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "i'm frank".
        The entire congregation held its breath.
        "i just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.

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        • glitchy
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          I laughed way too hard at that...after admittedly cringing several time getting there.

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          Valentine's Day is just around the corner

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            • Panhead John
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              Funny! I laughed out loud.

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              Having breakfast one morning the husband says "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"

              Wife says "I'd take half and leave you."

              Husband says "Great, here's $6...I won $12 yesterday!"

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                I was coming out of Bubba's BBQ and Bait Shop yesterday with 3 lb. of brisket, 2 slabs of ribs, and a gallon of potato salad.

                There was a poor homeless man sitting on the curb and he said "I haven't had a bite to eat for 2 days."

                I told him "I wish I had your willpower."

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                  Huskee, Mr. Bones, and Panhead John were at a weekly meeting of the local Pitmaster's Club. Each month they had a drawing for 3 prizes.

                  Huskee won a 3 day/3 night trip to the Four Seasons hotel, with all meals and booze included.

                  Mr. Bones won a 10 lb cooked brisket and 2 racks of baby backs already cooked. .

                  Panhead John won a new toilet brush.

                  At the next meeting, Huskee said how much he and his wife liked their hotel stay, and compared it to a second honeymoon.

                  Mr. Bones was raving about the delicious brisket and the ribs and the fact that he hadn't had to cook all week.

                  Panhead John said "the toilet brush was nice, but I'm gonna go back to toilet paper."
                  Last edited by Clark; February 11, 2021, 10:51 AM.

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                  • RonB
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                    Panhead John - I'm so perfect I have intentionally screw up so you will have somethin' to complain about... and if you believe that, I have a bridge in Arizona to sell ya.

                  • Panhead John
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                    I have โ€œtoโ€ intentionally screw up.....
                    Damn Ron, you canโ€™t even get one comment right! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

                  • RonB
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                    Panhead John - see - it worked again. You're welcome. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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