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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • Jfrosty27
    Club Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 1341
    • Muskego, WI
    • Current cookers:
      Rec Tec RT700 "Bull" pellet cooker
      Smokin-It model 2 electric smoker w/ Maverick 732 temp monitor and cold smoking kit
      Weber Genesis 3 burner gas grill w/ rotisserie
      Charbroil Grill2Go gas grill
      Weber 22" Performer Deluxe kettle grill w/ThermoPro TP-20S temp monitor
      Onlyfire rotisserie kit for 22" kettle
      Weber Smokey Joe
      SnS Deluxe
      Vortex
      The Orion Cooker convection cooker/smoker (two of them)
      Blackstone 17" griddle
      Joule Sous Vide circulator

      Favorite beer: Anything that's cold!
      Favorite cocktail: Bourbon neat

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    • Fire Chicken
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      Doctor: Your smoking habits are causing are stress release, Ienjoyment, and nutritions to be
      introduced into your body!
      Your probably should go light a
      Last edited by Fire Chicken; February 13, 2021, 09:34 PM.
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3836
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • SheilaAnn
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      Bad dog, no taco!

      (We say that at home when a bad pun is used ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ)
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • SheilaAnn
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      Iโ€™m guessing thatโ€™s LA? Seen both of those together several times ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

    • Mr. Bones
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      Ruh Roh!!!!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Everyone looks like they are having a good time:

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    • RonB
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      But I don't see Tom Brady??

    • Mr. Bones
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      Yeah, I so totally cain't see this ever tippin over...
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 349
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • gcdmd
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        Shades of Gahan Wilson
    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 645
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joeยฎ Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

      Thousands of little boys woke up on Monday morning with the knowledge that if they grow up to be the quarterback of an NFL team that goes to the Superbowl, they'll lose to Tom Brady!

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2650
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        frank's injury

        the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
        praise for an answered prayer.

        Suzie stood and walked to the lectern. She said, "i have some praise. Two months ago, my husband frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed.
        The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
        you could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor frank must have experienced.
        "frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." we prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of frank's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples."
        again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on frank.
        "now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the lord, frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
        all the men sighed with unified relief.
        The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
        A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "i'm frank".
        The entire congregation held its breath.
        "i just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.

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        • glitchy
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          I laughed way too hard at that...after admittedly cringing several time getting there.
      • randy56
        Club Member
        • Aug 2017
        • 507
        • Newburgh In

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        • fracmeister
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1347
          • Sprang, TX
          • Dances with lemmings

            (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

          Valentine's Day is just around the corner

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          • Mark V
            Club Member
            • Oct 2018
            • 438
            • Minnesota


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            • Panhead John
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              Funny! I laughed out loud.
          • Mark V
            Club Member
            • Oct 2018
            • 438
            • Minnesota

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            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 295
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              Having breakfast one morning the husband says "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"

              Wife says "I'd take half and leave you."

              Husband says "Great, here's $6...I won $12 yesterday!"

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              • Clark
                Club Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 295
                • Broken Arrow, OK.

                I was coming out of Bubba's BBQ and Bait Shop yesterday with 3 lb. of brisket, 2 slabs of ribs, and a gallon of potato salad.

                There was a poor homeless man sitting on the curb and he said "I haven't had a bite to eat for 2 days."

                I told him "I wish I had your willpower."

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                • Clark
                  Club Member
                  • Mar 2020
                  • 295
                  • Broken Arrow, OK.

                  Huskee, Mr. Bones, and Panhead John were at a weekly meeting of the local Pitmaster's Club. Each month they had a drawing for 3 prizes.

                  Huskee won a 3 day/3 night trip to the Four Seasons hotel, with all meals and booze included.

                  Mr. Bones won a 10 lb cooked brisket and 2 racks of baby backs already cooked. .

                  Panhead John won a new toilet brush.

                  At the next meeting, Huskee said how much he and his wife liked their hotel stay, and compared it to a second honeymoon.

                  Mr. Bones was raving about the delicious brisket and the ribs and the fact that he hadn't had to cook all week.

                  Panhead John said "the toilet brush was nice, but I'm gonna go back to toilet paper."
                  Last edited by Clark; February 11, 2021, 10:51 AM.

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                  • RonB
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                    Panhead John - I'm so perfect I have intentionally screw up so you will have somethin' to complain about... and if you believe that, I have a bridge in Arizona to sell ya.

                  • Panhead John
                    Panhead John commented
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                    I have โ€œtoโ€ intentionally screw up.....
                    Damn Ron, you canโ€™t even get one comment right! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

                  • RonB
                    RonB commented
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                    Panhead John - see - it worked again. You're welcome. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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