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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1340
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 3503
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

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      • Bogy
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        ComfortablyNumb, actually, I didn't sing it, but I did quote that line by the Stones in my sermon this morning. I remember my dad talking about the song in a sermon back in '68, and while I don't remember exactly what he said, I'm sure I was more complimentary today than he was back then.

      • Mr. Bones
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        Really enjoyed this cartoon, an ensuin discussion...

        Somehow, I can relate....

      • JCGrill
        JCGrill commented
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        Funny, we were just talking yesterday about a funeral we went to several years ago that played Spirit in the Sky.
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3836
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 349
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.



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        Thank you Brian Crane of Pickles!

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 349
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 349
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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            • bep35
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 326
              • 1987 Weber Kettle (Still going!)
                2004 Cookshack Smokette (The original!)
                2012 Weber Genesis (Wonderful for steaks and chops!)
                2014 Pit Barrel Cooker (Lovin it!)
                Thermoworks Thermapen
                Thermoworks Mini Handheld Thermocouple & Meat Needle Probe
                Various other wireless remote thermometers

                Beer...Bud Light (Timeless)

              Upon arrival to the US the Pope tells the chauffeur that he never gets to drive anymore and asks to let him behind the wheel for a little while. The chauffeur insists he can't do that, but the Pope persists and he eventually accepts the request and takes a seat in the back of the car.

              Once the Pope is behind the wheel, the chauffeur immediately regrets the decision due to the Pope's poor driving and excessive speeding. It isn't long before they see blue lights flashing behind them. The Pope pulls over, and the officer gets out walks to the front of the car, looks at the Pope, and immediately goes back to his car and gets on the radio. The conversation went something like this:

              "I just pulled someone very important over for speeding and reckless driving, but I think I should let them go." The dispatcher asked who it was, to which the officer responded: "I'm not sure, but they have the Pope for a chauffeur!"
              Last edited by bep35; February 8, 2021, 12:40 PM.

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              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1340
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                • Mr. Bones
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                  I bear no malice or aversion to Tom Brady, he's a great QB, even to a non sports fan like myself.

                  While I, like many, think th calls mighta been summat one-sided yesstiday night, from what I saw, Tampa Bucs jus played better ball than my Homeboys...

                  That's what wins games.
              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 2650
                • Brentwood CA
                • LSG large insulated cabinet
                  Yoder YS640
                  David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                  Weber Jumbo Joe
                  FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                  Thermapen Mk4

                SOME PUNS!

                1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

                2. When chemists die, they barium.

                3. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

                4. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

                5. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

                6. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

                7. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

                8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

                9. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

                10. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

                11. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

                12. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

                13. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

                14. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

                15. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

                16. Broken pencils are pointless.

                17. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

                18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

                19. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

                20. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

                21. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

                22. All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

                23. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

                24. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

                25. Velcro — what a rip off!

                26. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

                27. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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                • Foehn Watts
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 349
                  • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 349
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                    • Mr. Bones
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                      Rockin!!!

                    • JCGrill
                      JCGrill commented
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                      Typically when I hear staccato from the bathroom I tell them to turn on the fan.

                    • HawkerXP
                      HawkerXP commented
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                      Good use of old band equipment that lots of us have laying around.
                      Any ideas on what to do with a trombone?
                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 349
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                    • Donw
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                      I actually had to recently, but they made me take a photo of it and send it in. The joke was me on the floor trying get in a position to take the photo.
                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 349
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                    Some album cover! Circa 1983:

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                    • RonB
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                      Sorry Panhead John - I've never had that much hair...

                    • JCGrill
                      JCGrill commented
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                      Looks like an aging Jimmy Fallon

                    • Fire Chicken
                      Fire Chicken commented
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                      I thought I destroyed all those pics! LOL
                  • Clark
                    Club Member
                    • Mar 2020
                    • 295
                    • Broken Arrow, OK.

                    A man was sun bathing in the nude on a beach when he fell asleep. Three kids then covered him up with sand...except for his...well, you know.

                    Two old ladies were walking by on the beach and saw his 'appendage' sticking up.

                    One lady said "Look at that, that's disgusting."

                    The other said, "When I was 20, I was curious. When I was 30 I liked it. When I was 40 I loved it. When I was 50 I paid for it.
                    When I was 60 I prayed for it."

                    "Now look...the darn things are growing wild."

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                    • 58limited
                      Club Member
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 1165
                      • SE Texas
                      • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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                      • fracmeister
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                        One of my favorites

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