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    I would really like to hear the back story on this pic:

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      The backstory begins with, "One night Panhead John ..." You really don't want to hear the rest.

    • fracmeister
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      Photoshop is the background by the way.

    • Foehn Watts
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      fracmeister --visited friends up in the mountains, northern Cali. After lunch they put salad/veggie trimmings, melon rinds, etc. about 10 feet outside of their dining room sliding glass door. Next thing ya know (and I kid you not!) it looks like a scene from Snow White or Bambi: two deer, some rabbits, couple of squirrels, several birds and a chipmunk or two show up to chow down; very entertaining.
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      loved Larson's humour.... Click image for larger version

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        • Stuey1515
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          Panhead John LOL!!!

        • Foehn Watts
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          Donw --We *used* to have a LOT of dairy farms to the south of us. Then developers started doing what they do. People would buy houses *right NEXT* to a dairy, and I mean directly bordering on a dairy and then complain about the smell and flies. What, they didn't know where they were moving, and always teleported in? The houses were less expensive, relatively speaking, and there was a reason for that!

        • Bogy
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          Sometimes it goes the other way. 20 years ago I lived in St. Louis county, MO, which was still pretty rural up until about 30 years ago and is now wall to wall suburbs. I was going to Zoning Commission meetings for something else, but one of our members was in the process of selling about 100 acres which would become a subdivision. The people in the subdivision were coming to the meetings to protest, because they liked looking at cows grazing, and they didn't want to lose their view.

        Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams.

        Today, I asked her to marry me.

        She said no both times. LOL

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          A woman woke up in the middle of the night and her husband was not in the bed. She walked thru the house looking for him and found him in the den, staring out the window.

          "What's wrong, honey?" she asked. He replied "I was thinking about our first date. I was 18 and you were 15."
          She thought that was sweet of him.

          He said "Do you remember our first kiss?" She teared up and said "of course, dear. It was wonderful."

          He said "Do you remember when your Dad caught us having sex in the back seat of my car?" She reddened and said "How could I forget that?"

          He said "Do you recall your Dad telling me if I didn't marry you he would file charges and I would get 20 years in prison?"

          She responded "Of course I remember. Why are you asking?"

          He said "I would have gotten out today!"

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            Last edited by ofelles; February 5, 2021, 04:16 PM.

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            • gcdmd
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              You should have stripped the meat off the rib before putting it in the salad.

            • Bogy
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              Panhead John, glad you agree with me that he used an amount of lettuce that was far more than needed in that salad!

            • JCGrill
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              Croutons are too big.

            All right, I'll state up front this is bad.



            Do you know what a dentist calls x-rays?



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            Toothpics.

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            • SheilaAnn
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              OMG, I just got it and have been looking at this since earlier today. I’m such a dork 🤓

            • JimLinebarger
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              CROFLOL

            • Foehn Watts
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              SheilaAnn -- yer not the only dork. I did the same thing, then the lightbulb came on. Thank gawd someone was home.

            Funny signs.
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            • SheilaAnn
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              Love the last one...BF does it all the time!

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                The second one reminds me of my chess tournament days at the Mechanic's Institute in the City. There was this old Russian guy who every time he used a urinal he would roll up his pant legs to mid calf before commencing. I kind of always thought he was clownish,...

              • JCGrill
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                So the size of the feet isn't a sign?


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                I know Christmas is over, but the Hallmark Christmas movies linger on, at least at our house.

                Click image for larger version  Name:	hallmark-christmas-movie-plot-generator.jpg Views:	66 Size:	221.4 KB ID:	985814Regarding the line at the bottom: If his name happens to be Nick, it's a sure thing.​ My granddaughter added that observation.
                Last edited by gcdmd; February 7, 2021, 11:00 AM.

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                • Panhead John
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                  RichieB The hell with pictures, I’ve got several of his posters in my garage.

                • Red Man
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                  I posted one a while back about how I was the real brawny paper towel guy when Panhead John falsely claimed it was him. I’ll see if I can dig it up.

                • gcdmd
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                  Bogy
                  If I happen to be in the room when one ends I always say "And they all lived happily ever after."

                  RichieB
                  Female lawyers might be too predatory to make it into a Hallmark Christmas movie.

                Ok, who wears it better? Me or Red Man ?
                (that’s me on the wrapper)
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                • JimLinebarger
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                  Your chest is in the wrong place.

                • Mr. Bones
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                  I think th Black Watch Tartan wins, personally...

                • fracmeister
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                  Sorry boys but it is poor taste to make fun of people with illnesses. Here is an example of Furniture disease when you can see the progression from the first pic to the second. You see his chest has caved into his drawers.

                  Mr. Bones however has Dunlaps's disease, where your belly done lapped over your belt.

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