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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    I would really like to hear the back story on this pic:

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      The backstory begins with, "One night Panhead John ..." You really don't want to hear the rest.

    • fracmeister
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      Photoshop is the background by the way.

    • Foehn Watts
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      fracmeister --visited friends up in the mountains, northern Cali. After lunch they put salad/veggie trimmings, melon rinds, etc. about 10 feet outside of their dining room sliding glass door. Next thing ya know (and I kid you not!) it looks like a scene from Snow White or Bambi: two deer, some rabbits, couple of squirrels, several birds and a chipmunk or two show up to chow down; very entertaining.
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 4, 2021, 07:34 PM.
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Locotech
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 402
      • northern Ontario, Canada
      • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

      loved Larson's humour.... Click image for larger version

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 645
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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        • Stuey1515
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          Panhead John LOL!!!

        • Foehn Watts
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          Donw --We *used* to have a LOT of dairy farms to the south of us. Then developers started doing what they do. People would buy houses *right NEXT* to a dairy, and I mean directly bordering on a dairy and then complain about the smell and flies. What, they didn't know where they were moving, and always teleported in? The houses were less expensive, relatively speaking, and there was a reason for that!

        • Bogy
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          Sometimes it goes the other way. 20 years ago I lived in St. Louis county, MO, which was still pretty rural up until about 30 years ago and is now wall to wall suburbs. I was going to Zoning Commission meetings for something else, but one of our members was in the process of selling about 100 acres which would become a subdivision. The people in the subdivision were coming to the meetings to protest, because they liked looking at cows grazing, and they didn't want to lose their view.
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1232
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams.

        Today, I asked her to marry me.

        She said no both times. LOL

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        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 295
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          A woman woke up in the middle of the night and her husband was not in the bed. She walked thru the house looking for him and found him in the den, staring out the window.

          "What's wrong, honey?" she asked. He replied "I was thinking about our first date. I was 18 and you were 15."
          She thought that was sweet of him.

          He said "Do you remember our first kiss?" She teared up and said "of course, dear. It was wonderful."

          He said "Do you remember when your Dad caught us having sex in the back seat of my car?" She reddened and said "How could I forget that?"

          He said "Do you recall your Dad telling me if I didn't marry you he would file charges and I would get 20 years in prison?"

          She responded "Of course I remember. Why are you asking?"

          He said "I would have gotten out today!"

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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2650
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2650
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4


            Last edited by ofelles; February 5, 2021, 04:16 PM.

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            • gcdmd
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              You should have stripped the meat off the rib before putting it in the salad.

            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              Panhead John, glad you agree with me that he used an amount of lettuce that was far more than needed in that salad!

            • JCGrill
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              Croutons are too big.
          • ComfortablyNumb
            Club Member
            • May 2017
            • 3503
            • Northeast Washington
            • KBQ C-60
              PK360
              Thermoworks Smoke
              Thermoworks Thermopop
              Thermoworks Dot

            All right, I'll state up front this is bad.



            Do you know what a dentist calls x-rays?



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            • SheilaAnn
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              OMG, I just got it and have been looking at this since earlier today. I’m such a dork 🤓

            • JimLinebarger
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              CROFLOL

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              SheilaAnn -- yer not the only dork. I did the same thing, then the lightbulb came on. Thank gawd someone was home.
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1340
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

            Funny signs.
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            • SheilaAnn
              SheilaAnn commented
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              Love the last one...BF does it all the time!
          • frigate
            Club Member
            • Aug 2019
            • 131
            • East Quogue, NY

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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2650
              • Brentwood CA
              • LSG large insulated cabinet
                Yoder YS640
                David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
                Weber Jumbo Joe
                FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
                Thermapen Mk4




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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                The second one reminds me of my chess tournament days at the Mechanic's Institute in the City. There was this old Russian guy who every time he used a urinal he would roll up his pant legs to mid calf before commencing. I kind of always thought he was clownish,...

              • JCGrill
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                So the size of the feet isn't a sign?
            • holehogg
              Club Member
              • Nov 2017
              • 2587
              • Port Elizabeth, South Africa


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              • gcdmd
                Charter Member
                • Sep 2014
                • 1132
                • The Republic of Texas

                I know Christmas is over, but the Hallmark Christmas movies linger on, at least at our house.

                Click image for larger version  Name:	hallmark-christmas-movie-plot-generator.jpg Views:	66 Size:	221.4 KB ID:	985814Regarding the line at the bottom: If his name happens to be Nick, it's a sure thing.​ My granddaughter added that observation.
                Last edited by gcdmd; February 7, 2021, 11:00 AM.

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                • Panhead John
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                  RichieB The hell with pictures, I’ve got several of his posters in my garage.

                • Red Man
                  Red Man commented
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                  I posted one a while back about how I was the real brawny paper towel guy when Panhead John falsely claimed it was him. I’ll see if I can dig it up.

                • gcdmd
                  gcdmd commented
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                  Bogy
                  If I happen to be in the room when one ends I always say "And they all lived happily ever after."

                  RichieB
                  Female lawyers might be too predatory to make it into a Hallmark Christmas movie.
              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1340
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

                Ok, who wears it better? Me or Red Man ?
                (that’s me on the wrapper)
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                Last edited by Panhead John; February 7, 2021, 08:06 AM.

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                • JimLinebarger
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                  Your chest is in the wrong place.

                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
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                  I think th Black Watch Tartan wins, personally...

                • fracmeister
                  fracmeister commented
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                  Sorry boys but it is poor taste to make fun of people with illnesses. Here is an example of Furniture disease when you can see the progression from the first pic to the second. You see his chest has caved into his drawers.

                  Mr. Bones however has Dunlaps's disease, where your belly done lapped over your belt.

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