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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1755
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1755
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • smokenoob
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      Ah, I see the jokers have moved to the joke section

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      We’re all over the place. But we do hang here quite a bit.
  • frigate
    Club Member
    • Aug 2019
    • 143
    • East Quogue, NY

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    • Foehn Watts
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      • Apr 2019
      • 416
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • Foehn Watts
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        • Apr 2019
        • 416
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          • Apr 2019
          • 416
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            • Apr 2019
            • 416
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            • Bogy
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              Never had to recharge it either!
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 416
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            Better not lemme here any of you whippersnappers whining again:

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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 416
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              This is funny in itself, but then I - The Hair, THE HAIR!!

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              • richinlbrg
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                A lot of Aqua Net right there!
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1755
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

              ComfortablyNumb called me the other day. Said he got a new scooter and wanted me to teach him how to ride it. After he got the hang of it, we had a few beers and he started getting a little brave. I told him not to try that, but he wouldn’t listen......
              Last edited by Panhead John; February 2, 2021, 09:42 PM.

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Actually that looks like your bike, I never was into choppers. The only bike I owned was an '89 Heritage Softail. I paid $11,000 for it, put 100,000 miles on it, then sold it for $11,000. Besides, you'd never catch me doing something like that. I do much more stupid things, like buy farms.

              • gcdmd
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                Another Darwin Award training session.

              • Foehn Watts
                Foehn Watts commented
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                That's just what happened when I rode my brother's motorcycle by myself. Brother had just gotten it, I took it out, toodled abot, came back to him and tipped right over and fell. He was hoppin' mad. I just cannot figure out why. . .
                Last edited by Foehn Watts; February 3, 2021, 02:45 PM.
            • Willy
              Charter Member
              • Apr 2015
              • 1944
              • High Desert of the Great Southwest

              A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
              He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
              The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
              The robot slaps the son.
              The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
              Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
              Son says, "Toy Story."
              The robot slaps the son.
              Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
              Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
              The robot slaps the father.
              Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
              The robot slaps the mother.

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              • holehogg
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                😂😂😂

              • SheilaAnn
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                👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣

              • JCGrill
                JCGrill commented
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                THAT is funny.
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 416
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              Remember to spit, don't swallow . . .

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              • Stuey1515
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                I called bullsh1t on this initially but just googled it and it exists!!
                I wonder if you smell like bourbon afterwards, could be a long stop at the local RBT haha
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 416
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


              Valentine's day is comin' up. Present this and RUN FAST.


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              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 416
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                • Foehn Watts
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                  Mr. Bones -- they ain't flippin' they're just tryin' to tell you yer goin' to heaven.
                  :-).

                • Mr. Bones
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                  ComfortablyNumb LMAO, Brother, bookmarked dat one, never done heared it afore tonight!

                  Mine was in th very early '80's, whilst turnin off 9th St onto Iowa St., southbound...

                  Foehn Watts Yup, Sister! Either that, or mebbe, I'd haveta reckon they was jus tellin me that I'm Number One...
                  Last edited by Mr. Bones; February 4, 2021, 08:33 PM.

                • JCGrill
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                  True story, my dad thought it would be funny to put a "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker on the car. One day a dude is just LAYING on his horn behind dad and he could not figure out what it was all about. Then it dawned on him. The sticker came off.
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 416
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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