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    Last edited by ofelles; January 27, 2021, 02:18 PM.

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    • JimLinebarger
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      For that last one, liter and a half. Then they will be smashed potatoes.

    • gcdmd
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      Bogy
      Do you have the recipe?

    • Bogy
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      gcdmd I have it somewhere. Moved since then and not everything actually got unpacked. I'll look for it. After the "You need a 100 lbs of potatoes and commercial pealer," they did give the recipe in normal amounts.

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    Last edited by ofelles; January 27, 2021, 12:45 PM.

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    • Panhead John
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      3 showed up. Good ones! 😂. ofelles

    • Fire Chicken
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      Thanks ofelles the last one gave me a plan!l lol l!

    • gcdmd
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      The second one reminds me of a stunt the Pflugerville, TX, police force pulled. They placed a police car with a manikin inside dressed as a cop across from an elementary school during morning rush hour. Then some wag came along and put a Krispy Kreme donut box on the hood.
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    • SheilaAnn
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      Spoilers! I was going to get this for Panhead John if I got him in secret Santa 2021.

    • Mr. Bones
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      "RARE!!!! Vintage!!! Minty!!!

      Buy It Now: $15.99

      Shipping: $24.99"
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; January 28, 2021, 10:16 AM. Reason: on accounta

    A man was seated on a plane waiting to depart for Boston when a beautiful young lady sat down in the seat next to him.
    He asked where she was going and she replied that she was going to the Annual N. America Sexual Compulsives Convention.

    He asked her what her business was at the convention and she replied "I am the guest lecturer on personal experience to debunk popular myths about sexuality."

    He asked what kind of myths she would address.

    She said "1) Afro-Americans are the most endowed when it is actually the native American Indian who possesses that trait.
    2) Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Mexican descent .
    3) Italians have the best stamina when it is actually the American Southern Redneck who has the greatest stamina."

    She said "I shouldn't even discuss this with you as I don't even know your name."

    He said "my name is Tonto...Tonto Gonzales...but my friends call me Bubba.

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    • Panhead John
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      😂😂😂


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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Foehn Watts Neither did I, so I decided to research it. For years 'Nguyen' had me stumped, doesn't sound anything like it's spelled.

        Panhead John It's not a joke. It's the name of a restaurant from a culture outside of the United States. I can, however, see how it would be funny to someone with the maturity level of a teenager. ;-)

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk

      • SheilaAnn
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        Here in da LBC, there is a place called Phuket Thai (pronounced Pooh-ket). They sell t-shirts that show the pronunciation. Decent Thai food, too!

      • JCGrill
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        ComfortablyNumb I used to work with a Nguyen. He said it's the surname of roughly half of Vietnam. Originally the surname of the royal family, so lots of people changed their name to Nguyen and no one knows who is a decendant and who isn't.

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      • Clark
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        Where do you find all of this c#*p?

      • Foehn Watts
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        Clark -- Ya gotta hunt it up on the far reaches of the search engines. . .

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      • Davek8282
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        Remember to re-post the top one for St. Paddys day.

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        • Henrik
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          That first one really speaks to me 😄

        Sorry, but some of you young whippersnappers probably won't get the first one...

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Mr. Bones !! if you skinned 'em, gosh, golly, I betcha they'd be looking like, like, akkkk! --HANDS!!

          And not much meat on 'em. ;-)

        • JCGrill
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          How old are you when you are no longer a whippersnapper?

        • RonB
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          JCGrill - do you mean whippersnapper or young whippersnapper? In either case, it depends on the age of the person bestowing the whippersnapper. The older you get, the older young is...

        Two guys were in the woods hunting and one of them collapsed. He was not breathing and his eyes were glazed over.

        The second guy pulls out his cell phone and calls 911 and says "my friend is dead. What can I do?"

        The operator says "stay calm and I can help you. For starters, make sure your friend is dead."

        There is a short silence and then the sound of a gun shot.

        The guy gets back on the phone and says "Okay, now what?"

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        • Stuey1515
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          Haha that's a big LOL from me!!

        Hopefully I put in the family friendly edit copy.

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        • HawkerXP
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          I can see the space station!

        • Fire Chicken
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          ComfortablyNumb they'd all be family friendly, (guess you haven't met my family)... Lol

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        • RichieB
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          So Panhead John you cooked it?

        • Panhead John
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          Heck yeah! See my new post!

        • RichieB
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          I did prior to seeing this. Did you eat the beak? I hear if you boil it with your ribs it's a great compliment to both.

        IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA



        ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

        HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,

        "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

        BUT, JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

        MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

        HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.



        OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.



        ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR.GORSKY AND

        THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED BECAUSE HIS MR. GORSKY HAD JUST DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

        HERE IS THE ANSWER TO

        "WHO WAS MR. GORSKY?":

        IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

        HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

        HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

        AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,

        "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

        It broke the place up.

        NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THAT

        THIS IS A TRUE STORY.


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