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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 349
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 349
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • Fire Chicken
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        What do they do if you don't pay the fine......,?

      • gcdmd
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        Fire Chicken
        Electric chair?

      • Fire Chicken
        Fire Chicken commented
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        gcdmd been there, done that. If they don't read the sign
    • SheilaAnn
      Club Member
      • May 2020
      • 560
      • Long Beach, CA

      Foehn Watts In the same vein as one you just posted......I was visiting my sister in Dallas a while back....🤣

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      • Foehn Watts
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        They forgot the finish line: and get BEER!!!
        LOL!
    • Clark
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 291
      • Broken Arrow, OK.

      Bob runs into his pal, Steve and asks him how he's doing.

      Steve replies "My doctor just told me to give up sex or I would be dead in two weeks!"

      Bob says "I didn't realize you were sick."

      Steve said "I didn't know my new girlfriend was my doctor's wife."

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      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 291
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        If I was a plastic surgeon, I would put a squeaky toy in every new breast implant!

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        • Stuey1515
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          Hahaha!!! This is hilarious or is it just me & you mate

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Stuey1515 Oh no, it’s not just you and him. I had all these visions going thru my head. 😂 Making out with your girl, dog starts going crazy.....

        • Stuey1515
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          Panhead John please leave my brides squeaky toys & the dog out of this haha
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2643
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4



        It took me a lot longer than I would like to admit!
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        • Foehn Watts
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          o. m. g.
          took me a while too!

        • JCGrill
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          Ha! I can whistle the song if you want.

        • Mr. Bones
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          totally Cerebral lol
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2643
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        I think I saw Panhead John on his way to work today!

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        • Clark
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          Panhead John Nah, PJ plays the trumpet.

        • Panhead John
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          I’m retired ofelles Remember? If you must know, I was on my way to the liquor store. I just finished band practice.
          Last edited by Panhead John; January 26, 2021, 05:17 PM.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 349
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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        Thank you to Scott Hilburn of Argyle Sweater!

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        • MTurney
          Former Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 262
          • Grapevine, TX

          ...
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          • HawkerXP
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            Old GOAT is going DOWN!
        • surfdog
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 1232
          • Sunny SoCal
          • Cooking gadgets
            Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
            Weber Summit Platinum D6
            Blue Rhino Razor
            Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
            Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
            Anova WiFi

            Thermometers
            Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            Other useful bits...
            KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
            A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
            A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
            Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
            All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
            Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
            Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

          Panhead John One of yours reminded me of something I shot a few years ago...
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          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 1232
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Cooking gadgets
              Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
              Weber Summit Platinum D6
              Blue Rhino Razor
              Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
              Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
              Anova WiFi

              Thermometers
              Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

              Other useful bits...
              KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
              A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
              A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
              Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
              All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
              Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
              Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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            • surfdog
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 1232
              • Sunny SoCal
              • Cooking gadgets
                Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                Weber Summit Platinum D6
                Blue Rhino Razor
                Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                Anova WiFi

                Thermometers
                Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                Other useful bits...
                KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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              • surfdog
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 1232
                • Sunny SoCal
                • Cooking gadgets
                  Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                  Weber Summit Platinum D6
                  Blue Rhino Razor
                  Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                  Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                  Anova WiFi

                  Thermometers
                  Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                  Other useful bits...
                  KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                  A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                  A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                  Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                  All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                  Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                  Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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                • JCGrill
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                  For the second one, that's actually true for me. Luckily these days not too many people get between me and coffee, since I am at home.
              • surfdog
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 1232
                • Sunny SoCal
                • Cooking gadgets
                  Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                  Weber Summit Platinum D6
                  Blue Rhino Razor
                  Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                  Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                  Anova WiFi

                  Thermometers
                  Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                  Other useful bits...
                  KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                  A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                  A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                  Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                  All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                  Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                  Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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                • Panhead John
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2020
                  • 1332
                  • Houston, Texas
                  • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                    Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                    SnS For the Kettle
                    Set of Grill Grates
                    Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                    Rotisserie For The Kettle
                    J. A. Henckels Knives
                    Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                    Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    I thought that was the courtesy wave, isn't that why people are always showing me that gesture?

                  • Clark
                    Clark commented
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                    Panhead John You're still #1

                  • Panhead John
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                    I have lots of people tell me that. Usually while I’m driving.

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