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      • Fire Chicken
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        What do they do if you don't pay the fine......,?

      • gcdmd
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        Fire Chicken
        Electric chair?

      • Fire Chicken
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        gcdmd been there, done that. If they don't read the sign

      Foehn Watts In the same vein as one you just posted......I was visiting my sister in Dallas a while back....🤣

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      • Foehn Watts
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        They forgot the finish line: and get BEER!!!
        LOL!

      Bob runs into his pal, Steve and asks him how he's doing.

      Steve replies "My doctor just told me to give up sex or I would be dead in two weeks!"

      Bob says "I didn't realize you were sick."

      Steve said "I didn't know my new girlfriend was my doctor's wife."

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        If I was a plastic surgeon, I would put a squeaky toy in every new breast implant!

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        • Stuey1515
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          Hahaha!!! This is hilarious or is it just me & you mate

        • Panhead John
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          Stuey1515 Oh no, it’s not just you and him. I had all these visions going thru my head. 😂 Making out with your girl, dog starts going crazy.....

        • Stuey1515
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          Panhead John please leave my brides squeaky toys & the dog out of this haha



        It took me a lot longer than I would like to admit!
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        • Foehn Watts
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          o. m. g.
          took me a while too!

        • JCGrill
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          Ha! I can whistle the song if you want.

        • Mr. Bones
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          totally Cerebral lol

        I think I saw Panhead John on his way to work today!

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        • Clark
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          Panhead John Nah, PJ plays the trumpet.

        • Panhead John
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          I’m retired ofelles Remember? If you must know, I was on my way to the liquor store. I just finished band practice.
          Last edited by Panhead John; January 26, 2021, 05:17 PM.

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          • HawkerXP
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            Old GOAT is going DOWN!

          Panhead John One of yours reminded me of something I shot a few years ago...
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                • JCGrill
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                  For the second one, that's actually true for me. Luckily these days not too many people get between me and coffee, since I am at home.

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                  • ComfortablyNumb
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                    I thought that was the courtesy wave, isn't that why people are always showing me that gesture?

                  • Clark
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                    Panhead John You're still #1

                  • Panhead John
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                    I have lots of people tell me that. Usually while I’m driving.

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