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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2873
    • Brentwood CA
    • LSG large insulated cabinet
      Yoder YS640
      David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
      Weber Jumbo Joe
      FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
      Thermapen Mk4

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    • Bogy
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      Yeah, that last one, not all of us made it.
      Last edited by Bogy; January 24, 2021, 02:54 PM.

    • Clark
      Clark commented
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      We could play "somewhere" in the neighborhood as long as we were home by dark.
      My buddy and I used to ride a city bus downtown after school (for a nickel) just for fun and never got lost, kidnapped, arrested, or assaulted.

    • jharner
      jharner commented
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      Good ones
  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2873
    • Brentwood CA
    • LSG large insulated cabinet
      Yoder YS640
      David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
      Weber Jumbo Joe
      FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
      Thermapen Mk4

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    • surfdog
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      I think the key to not having the check engine light coming on at 50 is to keep doing the stuff one did at 21. LOL

      In my mind I’m still 20. Yes, it can indeed be shocking when I look into a mirror. “Well that can’t be right.” LOL Strange how many people I know have grown so much older. Not just physically but mentally & in their attitude.

    • Fire Chicken
      Fire Chicken commented
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      At least someone remembered my birthday! Lol
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1756
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
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      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1756
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer, it’s “Art and Music”.....But when I do it, I’m “Wasted” and Have to leave Home Depot.
      Last edited by Panhead John; January 24, 2021, 02:05 PM.

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      • Clark
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        Have you tried Lowes?

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Clark 😂😂😂

      • Steve R.
        Steve R. commented
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        Pics or it didn't happen. Wait, never mind...
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1756
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1756
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • surfdog
          surfdog commented
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          Reminds me of going to the gym and asking, “So which machine will make me more attractive to women.”
          The guy said, “We have an ATM in the lobby.”
          LOL Wait, what?
      • MTurney
        Former Member
        • Feb 2020
        • 262
        • Grapevine, TX

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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Hey, look up☝️ 😂

        • MTurney
          MTurney commented
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          Panhead John clearly I post first and ask questions later 😂

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          MTurney -- just goes to show that a good meme is always worth another try. And yours was a different pic!
      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 373
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        Do you know why it's so hard to solve Redneck murders?

        The DNA all matches and there are no dental records.
        Last edited by Clark; January 25, 2021, 08:13 PM.

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        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 373
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          Did you hear about the blue-eyed suicide bomber?

          One blew this way....one blew thataway.
          Last edited by Clark; January 26, 2021, 10:32 AM.

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            I first heard that one about 35 years ago after the Shuttle disaster, only then it was what colour were Christa McAuliffe's eyes? The other sick joke circulating was "Do you know what NASA stands for?" The answer was "Need another seven astronauts"
        • SheilaAnn
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          • May 2020
          • 658
          • Long Beach, CA

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Dat was great!

          • surfdog
            surfdog commented
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            Terrible!
            Didn’t stop me from laughing, but terrible nonetheless. LOL
        • Foehn Watts
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          • Apr 2019
          • 416
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            • Apr 2019
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            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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            • Bogy
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              When I was young with 3 kids it made.no sense that old people who had all the money got a discount while I had to pay full price. Now that I'm old I want my damn discount! I.need it when I go some where with my wife, 3 kids, 3 spouses, 5 grandkids, and I get to pay for everybody.
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 416
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            I live in California. People here just don't realize that:

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            • ofelles
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              Amen to that!!

            • jharner
              jharner commented
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              That is right up there with - Overpasses freeze before roads
          • Foehn Watts
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            • Apr 2019
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            • Foehn Watts
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              • Apr 2019
              • 416
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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              • surfdog
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                I don’t even want to know why that needed a sign... O_o

              • Fire Chicken
                Fire Chicken commented
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                If they had to put up a sign, there must have been a problem in in the past........

              • gcdmd
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                When smoking in buildings was more prevalent there would occasionally be a sign that said "Please do not throw cigarette butts in urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light."
                Last edited by gcdmd; January 27, 2021, 12:57 PM.

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