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    • Bogy
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      Yeah, that last one, not all of us made it.
      Last edited by Bogy; January 24, 2021, 02:54 PM.

    • Clark
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      We could play "somewhere" in the neighborhood as long as we were home by dark.
      My buddy and I used to ride a city bus downtown after school (for a nickel) just for fun and never got lost, kidnapped, arrested, or assaulted.

    • jharner
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      Good ones

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    • surfdog
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      I think the key to not having the check engine light coming on at 50 is to keep doing the stuff one did at 21. LOL

      In my mind I’m still 20. Yes, it can indeed be shocking when I look into a mirror. “Well that can’t be right.” LOL Strange how many people I know have grown so much older. Not just physically but mentally & in their attitude.

    • Fire Chicken
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      At least someone remembered my birthday! Lol

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      When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer, it’s “Art and Music”.....But when I do it, I’m “Wasted” and Have to leave Home Depot.
      Last edited by Panhead John; January 24, 2021, 02:05 PM.

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      • Clark
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        Have you tried Lowes?

      • Panhead John
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        Clark 😂😂😂

      • Steve R.
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        Pics or it didn't happen. Wait, never mind...

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        • surfdog
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          Reminds me of going to the gym and asking, “So which machine will make me more attractive to women.”
          The guy said, “We have an ATM in the lobby.”
          LOL Wait, what?

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        • Panhead John
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          Hey, look up☝️ 😂

        • MTurney
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          Panhead John clearly I post first and ask questions later 😂

        • Foehn Watts
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          MTurney -- just goes to show that a good meme is always worth another try. And yours was a different pic!

        Do you know why it's so hard to solve Redneck murders?

        The DNA all matches and there are no dental records.
        Last edited by Clark; January 25, 2021, 08:13 PM.

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          Did you hear about the blue-eyed suicide bomber?

          One blew this way....one blew thataway.
          Last edited by Clark; January 26, 2021, 10:32 AM.

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            I first heard that one about 35 years ago after the Shuttle disaster, only then it was what colour were Christa McAuliffe's eyes? The other sick joke circulating was "Do you know what NASA stands for?" The answer was "Need another seven astronauts"

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Dat was great!

          • surfdog
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            Terrible!
            Didn’t stop me from laughing, but terrible nonetheless. LOL

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            • Bogy
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              When I was young with 3 kids it made.no sense that old people who had all the money got a discount while I had to pay full price. Now that I'm old I want my damn discount! I.need it when I go some where with my wife, 3 kids, 3 spouses, 5 grandkids, and I get to pay for everybody.

            I live in California. People here just don't realize that:

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            • ofelles
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              Amen to that!!

            • jharner
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              That is right up there with - Overpasses freeze before roads

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              • surfdog
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                I don’t even want to know why that needed a sign... O_o

              • Fire Chicken
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                If they had to put up a sign, there must have been a problem in in the past........

              • gcdmd
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                When smoking in buildings was more prevalent there would occasionally be a sign that said "Please do not throw cigarette butts in urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light."
                Last edited by gcdmd; January 27, 2021, 12:57 PM.

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