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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3501
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

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    • JimLinebarger
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      Growing up I never listened to Floyd but now they are one of my favs.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      JimLinebarger Well, now that you are listening to the Floyd, you must be all grown up!
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3831
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 131
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1332
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        Funny signs....Part 3
        Attached Files

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        • JCGrill
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          That sign in the substation might be funny, but it isn't sufficient to stop the copper thieves.

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          JCGrill --it might not stop the thieves, but sometimes it thins the herd.
      • MTurney
        Former Member
        • Feb 2020
        • 262
        • Grapevine, TX

        My son put this sticker on and yelled “daddy look a one eyed monster” in the middle of the restaurant 🤦🏻‍♂️
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        • ecowper
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 3701
          • Maple Valley, WA
          • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
            Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

            Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
            Thermometer = Maverick ET732
            Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
            Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
            Thermapen Classic = Grey
            PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

            Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
            Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
            Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
            Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

            Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


            Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

          My wife just told me this one, although I don’t think I’m actually going to try it .....

          If your wife (or husband or BF/GF/etc) is angry, grab a towel, drape it over their shoulders like a cape and tell her (him, etc) “now you’re Super Angry”

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Panhead John . . . probably due to that drunken pic you posted here.
            ;-)

          • Bighorn Dave
            Bighorn Dave commented
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            You missed the liability disclaimer. Guaranteed injuries forthcoming when stated. LOL

          • Fire Chicken
            Fire Chicken commented
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            I'm so doing that! What's the worst that could happen.....
            (If I'm not on here anymore, uhm ya)
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2643
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4








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          • Panhead John
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            Good ones! 👍🏻

          • Stuey1515
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            #5 says it all!!

          • JCGrill
            JCGrill commented
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            A buddy of mine resembles #2.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1332
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          Funny signs....Part 4,238
          Attached Files

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            The one with the Pawn 1 sign in the background must be from the PNW, they have locations in WA and ID. I wonder if they are the same cops who had the wheels stolen off their patrol cars and are working tirelessly to solve the case.

          • Foehn Watts
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            We used to have a place around here that had "100 Beautiful Girls and 1 ugly one".

          • ComfortablyNumb
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            All women are beautiful, it's just that some are more beautiful than others.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2643
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

          Archie Bunker's Surgery Prep the good old days of TV

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dC...lackintheDayTV

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          • RichieB
            RichieB commented
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            LMAO.. That show broke through so many barriers. Thanks for sharing.

          • SheilaAnn
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            Used to watch AITF with my dad all the time! Love it!

          • jharner
            jharner commented
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            Thanks - one of my favorite shows
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 349
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13666
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            For our Canadian friends:

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            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 291
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              I came home from Happy Hour about 11:00 last night and saw a hand-written note on the fridge.

              It said "it's not working, I can't take it anymore. I'm going home to Mother!"

              I opened the door and the light came on and the beer was cold as always.

              I have no idea what she was doing wrong.

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              • Clark
                Club Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 291
                • Broken Arrow, OK.

                You can say what you want about pedophiles but they do slow down for school zones.

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                • jharner
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                  not funny
              • Clark
                Club Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 291
                • Broken Arrow, OK.

                What do you call a lawyer with an IQ over 100?

                Your Honor.

                What do you call a lawyer with an IQ under 50?

                Congressman.

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                • Spinaker
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                  Truth!!!!
              • Spinaker
                Moderator
                • Nov 2014
                • 10963
                • Land of Tonka
                • John "J R"
                  Instagram: JRBowlsby
                  Smokin' Hound Que
                  Minnesota/ United States of America

                  ********************************************
                  Assistants
                  Dexter (Beagle mix)
                  Kinnick (American Foxhound)
                  ************************

                  Grills/Smokers/Fryers
                  Big Green Egg (Large) X3
                  Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

                  Karubeque C-60
                  Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
                  Lodge L410 Hibachi
                  Pit Barrel Cooker
                  Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
                  R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

                  Weber Spirit Gasser
                  ******************.
                  Thermometers
                  FireBoard (Base Package)
                  Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
                  Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
                  **************

                  Accessories
                  Big Green Egg Plate Setter
                  Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
                  Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

                  Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
                  Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

                  Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
                  Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
                  Eggspander Kit X2
                  Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

                  Finex Cat Iron Line
                  FireBoard Drive
                  Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
                  Grill Grates
                  Joule Water Circulator
                  KBQ Fire Grate

                  Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
                  Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
                  Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
                  Large Vortex
                  Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                  Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
                  Smithey No. 12
                  Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
                  Stargazer No.10, 12
                  Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
                  Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
                  ********************************
                  Fuel
                  FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
                  Kingsford Blue and White
                  Rockwood Lump Charcoal
                  Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
                  **************************

                  Cutlery
                  Buck 119 Special
                  Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

                  Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
                  Global
                  Shun
                  Wusthof
                  *******
                  Next Major Purchase
                  Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

                I bought some shoes from a drug dealer........I am not sure what he laced them with........I have been tripping all day.

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