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    • JimLinebarger
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      Growing up I never listened to Floyd but now they are one of my favs.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      JimLinebarger Well, now that you are listening to the Floyd, you must be all grown up!

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        Funny signs....Part 3
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        • JCGrill
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          That sign in the substation might be funny, but it isn't sufficient to stop the copper thieves.

        • Foehn Watts
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          JCGrill --it might not stop the thieves, but sometimes it thins the herd.

        My son put this sticker on and yelled “daddy look a one eyed monster” in the middle of the restaurant 🤦🏻‍♂️
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          My wife just told me this one, although I don’t think I’m actually going to try it .....

          If your wife (or husband or BF/GF/etc) is angry, grab a towel, drape it over their shoulders like a cape and tell her (him, etc) “now you’re Super Angry”

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Panhead John . . . probably due to that drunken pic you posted here.
            ;-)

          • Bighorn Dave
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            You missed the liability disclaimer. Guaranteed injuries forthcoming when stated. LOL

          • Fire Chicken
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            I'm so doing that! What's the worst that could happen.....
            (If I'm not on here anymore, uhm ya)








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          • Panhead John
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            Good ones! 👍🏻

          • Stuey1515
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            #5 says it all!!

          • JCGrill
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            A buddy of mine resembles #2.

          Funny signs....Part 4,238
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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            The one with the Pawn 1 sign in the background must be from the PNW, they have locations in WA and ID. I wonder if they are the same cops who had the wheels stolen off their patrol cars and are working tirelessly to solve the case.

          • Foehn Watts
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            We used to have a place around here that had "100 Beautiful Girls and 1 ugly one".

          • ComfortablyNumb
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            All women are beautiful, it's just that some are more beautiful than others.

          Archie Bunker's Surgery Prep the good old days of TV

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dC...lackintheDayTV

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          • RichieB
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            LMAO.. That show broke through so many barriers. Thanks for sharing.

          • SheilaAnn
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            Used to watch AITF with my dad all the time! Love it!

          • jharner
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            Thanks - one of my favorite shows

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            For our Canadian friends:

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              I came home from Happy Hour about 11:00 last night and saw a hand-written note on the fridge.

              It said "it's not working, I can't take it anymore. I'm going home to Mother!"

              I opened the door and the light came on and the beer was cold as always.

              I have no idea what she was doing wrong.

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                You can say what you want about pedophiles but they do slow down for school zones.

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                • jharner
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                  not funny

                What do you call a lawyer with an IQ over 100?

                Your Honor.

                What do you call a lawyer with an IQ under 50?

                Congressman.

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                • Spinaker
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                  Truth!!!!

                I bought some shoes from a drug dealer........I am not sure what he laced them with........I have been tripping all day.

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