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  • Breadhead
    Banned Former Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1

    They can't help it... it's in their DNA.

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    • Breadhead
      Banned Former Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1

      No... you are NOT going to BBQ me.😎
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      • Breadhead
        Banned Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1

        Kids... don't give them permanent markers.🙀
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        • richinlbrg
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          "Get a human," they said. "It'll be fun," they said
      • Breadhead
        Banned Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1

        Hmmm... a creative groomer.👍
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        • Breadhead
          Banned Former Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1

          Humans are brutal... they keep throwing balls to animals with a fetch addiction. The poor dog will pass out chasing that ball, he will not say no, I give, but you keep throwing the ball. You are sadistic to keep throwing the ball knowing the dog must chase it, right?
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          • MBMorgan
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            Clearly you need a cat ... sure cure for that whole ball throwing thing ...

          • Nate
            Nate commented
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            Mbmorgan , LOL... nice

          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            I have three ridgebacks who refuse to fetch anything but meat and they NEVER bring it back!
        • richinlbrg
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1798
          • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
          • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

          You will NOT believe what just happened!!
          I went to the Speedway gas station to buy a drink. When I walked up I noticed these two police officers looking at a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I was like, oh man what an idiot! With the police right there too! I went in, got my drink, and as I was checking out I hear someone screaming. I look outside and that woman's arm was on fire!! She was tossing about waiving her arm around and just going crazy. The police had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. When I walked out, the officers had handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the back of the car and I was like, "What?" So being the concerned (and nosey) citizen that I am, I asked the officers what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough. He looked me dead in the eye and said, ....... "For waiving a Firearm."

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          • Danjohnston949
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            👍👎😙👎👍
        • Spinaker
          Moderator
          • Nov 2014
          • 10197
          • Land of Tonka
          • John "J R"
            Instagram: JRBowlsby
            Smokin' Hound Que
            Minnesota/ United States of America

            ********************************************
            Assistants
            Dexter (Beagle mix)
            Kinnick (American Foxhound)
            ************************

            Grills/Smokers/Fryers
            Big Green Egg (Large) X2
            Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

            Broil King Keg
            Karubeque C-60
            Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
            Lodge L410 Hibachi
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
            R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

            Weber Spirit Gasser
            ******************.
            Thermometers
            FireBoard (Base Package)
            Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
            Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
            **************

            Accessories
            BBQ Dragon
            Big Green Egg Plate Setter
            Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
            Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

            Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
            Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

            Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
            Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
            Eggspander Kit X2
            Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

            Finex Cat Iron Line
            FireBoard Drive
            Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
            Grill Grates
            Joule Water Circulator
            KBQ Fire Grate

            Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
            Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
            Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
            Large Vortex
            Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
            Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
            Smithey No. 12
            Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
            Stargazer No.10, 12
            Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
            Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
            ********************************
            Fuel
            FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
            Kingsford Blue and White
            Rockwood Lump Charcoal
            Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
            **************************

            Cutlery
            Buck 119 Special
            Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
            Global
            Shun
            Wusthof
            *******
            Next Major Purchase
            Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

          Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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          • Spinaker
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            I've been saving that one!!!! One of my favorites . tbob4

          • Thunder77
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            Spin, yer killing me here.... 😜

          • Spinaker
            Spinaker commented
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            So bad they make you laugh. There is nothing else to do. Hahahahah a jgjeske1 tbob4
        • Spinaker
          Moderator
          • Nov 2014
          • 10197
          • Land of Tonka
          • John "J R"
            Instagram: JRBowlsby
            Smokin' Hound Que
            Minnesota/ United States of America

            ********************************************
            Assistants
            Dexter (Beagle mix)
            Kinnick (American Foxhound)
            ************************

            Grills/Smokers/Fryers
            Big Green Egg (Large) X2
            Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

            Broil King Keg
            Karubeque C-60
            Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
            Lodge L410 Hibachi
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
            R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

            Weber Spirit Gasser
            ******************.
            Thermometers
            FireBoard (Base Package)
            Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
            Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
            **************

            Accessories
            BBQ Dragon
            Big Green Egg Plate Setter
            Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
            Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

            Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
            Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

            Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
            Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
            Eggspander Kit X2
            Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

            Finex Cat Iron Line
            FireBoard Drive
            Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
            Grill Grates
            Joule Water Circulator
            KBQ Fire Grate

            Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
            Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
            Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
            Large Vortex
            Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
            Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
            Smithey No. 12
            Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
            Stargazer No.10, 12
            Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
            Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
            ********************************
            Fuel
            FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
            Kingsford Blue and White
            Rockwood Lump Charcoal
            Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
            **************************

            Cutlery
            Buck 119 Special
            Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
            Global
            Shun
            Wusthof
            *******
            Next Major Purchase
            Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

          Did you guys hear about the dude who stole the Calendar? .........................He got 12-Months

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          • Thunder77
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            Groooooooan....
        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2651
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          Old truckers never die.... they just get a new Peterbilt!!

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          • Atalanta
            Club Member
            • Jul 2016
            • 430
            • Barnsley's Ford
            • Grills: 22" Weber (wood handles) (another Weber on the way), Lodge Sportsman "hibachi"
              Smoker: None yet, part of why I joined
              Thermometer: 10+ yr old Taylor digital thermometer with remote
              Sous Vide: Anovo Imersion Circulator (1st gen)
              Coffee Roaster: Hot Top Coffee Roaster
              Adult Beverages: Fighting Cock Bourbon, Leinny Shandy, Troegs Mad Elf

            We went and saw a Spanish magician. "When I count to three I will be gone."

            Uno

            Dos

            *POOF*

            He disappeared without a tres.

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            • RonB
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              Atalanta - That's so bad I love it.

            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              That's a Spinaker type joke. Good job!

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              Grooooooan! That is so bad it's good!😜😜
          • Locotech
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 341
            • northern Ontario, Canada
            • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

            I was flipping through channels, wife came in, sat down and asked what is on tv, I said dust....then the fight started.

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            • HawkerXP
              Club Member
              • Jul 2016
              • 4397
              • Northern Virginia
              • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
                Thermopop
                Dot w two probes
                Slo n Sear
                Cold beer

              THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY AN INDIANA GIRL:

              Three friends married women from different parts of the country.




              The first man married a woman from Alabama. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

              The second man married a woman from South Dakota He gave his wife orders... ......that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.


              The third man married a girl from Indiana. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.










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              • Mr. Bones
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                ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

                Made My Mornin', HawkerXP !!!!!
            • Locotech
              Charter Member
              • Sep 2014
              • 341
              • northern Ontario, Canada
              • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

              A woman asks advice from her doctor. She says her husband gets angry and snaps at her more often
              than before. The doc. thinks and says, "next time he gets angry, get a glass of water, take a drink and slosh it around your mouth. He'll start to calm down." 2 weeks later, she sees her doctor and tells him that method works, she asked him why. Doctor said, "Well, your mouth is closed".

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              • Peterbilt123
                Club Member
                • Sep 2016
                • 58

                Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Damn' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,


                'Dang, 'Dang !'

                He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

                'By'Jeebers.... I'm a little crocked,' he says.

                He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No dang' way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face He says ' Darn it ' and falls into bed.

                The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?'

                Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was really crocked But how'd you know?'

                'Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub.'

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                • Peterbilt123
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                  I got that from ebaumsworld jokes
              • Willy
                Charter Member
                • Apr 2015
                • 1772
                • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                The following works equally well if you change the "she" to "he" and vice versa.

                A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and
                asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
                She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of
                the property with a stream running by."
                "No," he said, "I mean, what is the foundation of this case?"
                "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
                "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
                "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my
                husband's parents."
                The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"
                "No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really
                needed one."
                "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
                "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily
                like the music, but we can't seem to do anything about it."
                "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
                "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I
                do."
                Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a
                divorce?
                "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a
                divorce, my husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."


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                • EdF
                  EdF commented
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                  Kind of know what this one means. Still paying for it.

                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
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                  Booyah!

                • tbob4
                  tbob4 commented
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                  Hahahahahahahahahaha

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              Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

              Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Undisputed Champion!

              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

              Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order