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      just sayin... Click image for larger version

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        • Panhead John
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          ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        • JimLinebarger
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          #'s 1, 4, 5, & 8 make this relatable.

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          I started a new exercise programme a few weeks ago. I started by holding five pound potato bags in each hand, extending my arms out, holding as long as I could bear. After a week I was able to achieve one minute, I then moved up to ten pound potato bags. It took a couple of weeks to achieve one minute, but I have now moved up to 20 pound potato bags. I feel by next week I will be ready to finally put a potato into each bag...

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          • HawkerXP
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            Spudtactular!

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            Not a joke, just a random life moment today that gave me a good internal laugh.
            I had to take my 6 y.o. daughter to the doctor today for what turned out to be strep. She's a tough one though and you'd never guess she was sick based on how she's acting.
            Anywho they do the swab and while I was in the exam room waiting for eternity to pass and the results to come back I look over and realize, after a moment of contemplation, that I may have just seen perhaps the most important sticker ever made:

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            Not all heroes wear capes...

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            • willxfmr
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              Just remember, for every sticker there is a story of why it was needed.

            • Andrrr
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              ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฎ willxfmr Too true though. Knowing our country there was probably a lawsuit behind it.

            • Steve R.
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              And now I'm worried the sticker is going loosen up more and fall off!

            Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

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            • HawkerXP
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              Ooooooo.

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              That's one of those problems where a slide ruler works better than a calculator...

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            • HawkerXP
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              I sold my 5 speed bike to my younger brother after I bought a 10 speed.
              I then sold his old bike and kept the money. I know. I'm a bad boy.

            • Fire Chicken
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              Gotta love the next generation..

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            • RonB
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              Many years ago, a major health product company, ( I don't remember which), tried selling toothpaste in Japan with little success. They eventually found out that the name they chose was slang for poop in Japanese...

            • wu7y
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              In the late 60's when I was in Japan bars of bath soap were selling under the brand name "Cow" beauty soap. I never asked why and they never told me.

            • Fire Chicken
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              Foehn Watts that's the best ever! LOL

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              • Polarbear777
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                They left off โ€œcoyote painting a fake tunnel onto a wallโ€.

              • Panhead John
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                But that one wouldnโ€™t make sense....everyone knows coyotes canโ€™t paint.

              • Fire Chicken
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                Panhead John that would have been my reply too! Lol Good times

              What do you call a team of super-powered coyotes, raccoons, and vultures?

              The Scavengers.

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                Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote

                Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"

                Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"

                Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."

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                • HawkerXP
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                  Ahhhhhhhh.....nooooooo

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