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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1164
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1164
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Texas Larry
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 1744
      • Wilson County, TX
      • Kamado Joe Big Joe 2
        Weber 22” Premium/SNS
        Weber Jumbo Joe/SNS
        JoeTisserie
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks 2K Thermocouple
        Thermapen
        Thermapop
        Thermoworks Dash
        Too many gadgets, accessories, and tools
        Favorite beer: Alaskan Amber


      just sayin... Click image for larger version

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      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3478
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

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        • Panhead John
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          😂😂😂

        • JimLinebarger
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          #'s 1, 4, 5, & 8 make this relatable.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1164
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3478
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          I started a new exercise programme a few weeks ago. I started by holding five pound potato bags in each hand, extending my arms out, holding as long as I could bear. After a week I was able to achieve one minute, I then moved up to ten pound potato bags. It took a couple of weeks to achieve one minute, but I have now moved up to 20 pound potato bags. I feel by next week I will be ready to finally put a potato into each bag...

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          • HawkerXP
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            Spudtactular!
        • MTurney
          Former Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 262
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • Andrrr
            Club Member
            • May 2019
            • 431
            • Wisconsin
            • WSCG
              Weber Kettle 22”
              Weber Smokey Joe
              Blackstone 36”

            Not a joke, just a random life moment today that gave me a good internal laugh.
            I had to take my 6 y.o. daughter to the doctor today for what turned out to be strep. She's a tough one though and you'd never guess she was sick based on how she's acting.
            Anywho they do the swab and while I was in the exam room waiting for eternity to pass and the results to come back I look over and realize, after a moment of contemplation, that I may have just seen perhaps the most important sticker ever made:

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            Not all heroes wear capes...

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            • willxfmr
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              Just remember, for every sticker there is a story of why it was needed.

            • Andrrr
              Andrrr commented
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              🤣🤔😐🤮 willxfmr Too true though. Knowing our country there was probably a lawsuit behind it.

            • Steve R.
              Steve R. commented
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              And now I'm worried the sticker is going loosen up more and fall off!
          • Clark
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 258
            • Broken Arrow, OK.

            Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

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            • HawkerXP
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              Ooooooo.

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              That's one of those problems where a slide ruler works better than a calculator...
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3777
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • HawkerXP
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              I sold my 5 speed bike to my younger brother after I bought a 10 speed.
              I then sold his old bike and kept the money. I know. I'm a bad boy.

            • Fire Chicken
              Fire Chicken commented
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              Gotta love the next generation..
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1164
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • RonB
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              Many years ago, a major health product company, ( I don't remember which), tried selling toothpaste in Japan with little success. They eventually found out that the name they chose was slang for poop in Japanese...

            • wu7y
              wu7y commented
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              In the late 60's when I was in Japan bars of bath soap were selling under the brand name "Cow" beauty soap. I never asked why and they never told me.

            • Fire Chicken
              Fire Chicken commented
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              Foehn Watts that's the best ever! LOL
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1164
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1164
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Polarbear777
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                They left off “coyote painting a fake tunnel onto a wall”.

              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                But that one wouldn’t make sense....everyone knows coyotes can’t paint.

              • Fire Chicken
                Fire Chicken commented
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                Panhead John that would have been my reply too! Lol Good times
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 309
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              What do you call a team of super-powered coyotes, raccoons, and vultures?

              The Scavengers.

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              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 309
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote

                Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"

                Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"

                Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."

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                • HawkerXP
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                  Ahhhhhhhh.....nooooooo

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