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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1790
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1790
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Texas Larry
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 1871
      • Wilson County, TX
      • Kamado Joe Big Joe 2
        Napoleon TravelQ 285X Pro
        Weber Jumbo Joe/SNS
        JoeTisserie
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks 2K Thermocouple
        Thermapen MK4
        Thermapop
        Thermoworks Dash
        Too many gadgets, accessories, and tools
        Favorite beer: Alaskan Amber


      just sayin... Click image for larger version

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      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3707
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
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          #'s 1, 4, 5, & 8 make this relatable.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1790
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3707
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          I started a new exercise programme a few weeks ago. I started by holding five pound potato bags in each hand, extending my arms out, holding as long as I could bear. After a week I was able to achieve one minute, I then moved up to ten pound potato bags. It took a couple of weeks to achieve one minute, but I have now moved up to 20 pound potato bags. I feel by next week I will be ready to finally put a potato into each bag...

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          • HawkerXP
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            Spudtactular!
        • MTurney
          Former Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 262
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • Andrrr
            Club Member
            • May 2019
            • 474
            • Wisconsin
            • WSCG
              Weber Kettle 22โ€
              Weber Smokey Joe
              Blackstone 36โ€

            Not a joke, just a random life moment today that gave me a good internal laugh.
            I had to take my 6 y.o. daughter to the doctor today for what turned out to be strep. She's a tough one though and you'd never guess she was sick based on how she's acting.
            Anywho they do the swab and while I was in the exam room waiting for eternity to pass and the results to come back I look over and realize, after a moment of contemplation, that I may have just seen perhaps the most important sticker ever made:

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            Not all heroes wear capes...

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            • willxfmr
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              Just remember, for every sticker there is a story of why it was needed.

            • Andrrr
              Andrrr commented
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              ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฎ willxfmr Too true though. Knowing our country there was probably a lawsuit behind it.

            • Steve R.
              Steve R. commented
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              And now I'm worried the sticker is going loosen up more and fall off!
          • Clark
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 374
            • Broken Arrow, OK.

            Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

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            • HawkerXP
              HawkerXP commented
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              Ooooooo.

            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              That's one of those problems where a slide ruler works better than a calculator...
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3956
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • HawkerXP
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              I sold my 5 speed bike to my younger brother after I bought a 10 speed.
              I then sold his old bike and kept the money. I know. I'm a bad boy.

            • Fire Chicken
              Fire Chicken commented
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              Gotta love the next generation..
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1790
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • RonB
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              Many years ago, a major health product company, ( I don't remember which), tried selling toothpaste in Japan with little success. They eventually found out that the name they chose was slang for poop in Japanese...

            • wu7y
              wu7y commented
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              In the late 60's when I was in Japan bars of bath soap were selling under the brand name "Cow" beauty soap. I never asked why and they never told me.

            • Fire Chicken
              Fire Chicken commented
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              Foehn Watts that's the best ever! LOL
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1790
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1790
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Polarbear777
                Polarbear777 commented
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                They left off โ€œcoyote painting a fake tunnel onto a wallโ€.

              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                But that one wouldnโ€™t make sense....everyone knows coyotes canโ€™t paint.

              • Fire Chicken
                Fire Chicken commented
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                Panhead John that would have been my reply too! Lol Good times
            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 418
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              What do you call a team of super-powered coyotes, raccoons, and vultures?

              The Scavengers.

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              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 418
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote

                Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"

                Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"

                Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."

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                • HawkerXP
                  HawkerXP commented
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                  Ahhhhhhhh.....nooooooo

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