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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 309
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      • Apr 2019
      • 309
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • JimLinebarger
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        Multiple times...and counting.

      • Foehn Watts
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        JimLinebarger --on this board? I don't remember it but then again, my memory may be sailing me away. . .

      • JimLinebarger
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        Lol! I was talking about the sequels to the shark and tornado films! lol "Once said let's make a film with a tornado full of sharks." Not once but multiple times! lol
    • Foehn Watts
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      • Apr 2019
      • 309
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
      A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 309
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        The latest research into possible evidence of past Martian life has failed to win over some scientists, who remain skeptical of any claims that a Martian meteorite shows signs of life that once existed on Mars. Kathie Thomas-Keprta of NASA's Johnson Space Center, found that organisms in the meteorite were identical in shape to those on earth. Some critics say there were no organisms on the meteorite. In other words, she faked an organism.

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        • JimLinebarger
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          Think I read about that in "The Abnormal Psychology of Psuedoscience".
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 309
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it.

        The woman noticed the letters' 'U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked' 'Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?''

        The alien answered,' 'No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''

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        • Foehn Watts
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          • Apr 2019
          • 309
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          Q: How do you serve food in space?
          A: On flying saucers
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 18, 2021, 07:16 PM.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          • Apr 2019
          • 309
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          Pluto loses status as planet. Also loses court case seeking to be allowed to wear pants in Disney cartoons.

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          • wu7y
            Club Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 180
            • Gillette Wyoming

            Well, here we go again. Feeling better now but still in a C-collar:
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            • Mr. Bones
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              Quite Funny, git well soon, an rid of th C-Collar, Brother...

            • Locotech
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              no singles in Canada anymore, and the girls don't like the coins.

            • Fire Chicken
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              Locotech don't take 'em out the roll?? Idk lol
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13506
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            Read the reviews on this actual Amazon product:

            https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-...tag=om-inco-20

            Skip the first two.
            Last edited by RonB; January 18, 2021, 10:21 PM.

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            • RonB
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              58limited - try it now and let me know...

            • Foehn Watts
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              RonB -- it worked just now for me and I am laughing crazily right now after reading just a few. . . Thank you! :-)

            • Steve R.
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              I just spent way too much time reading those reviews. lol
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13506
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            Just got this in an email:

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            • RonB
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              For those outside the US - there is a brand of margarine is the US named "I Can't Believe it's not Butter."

            • Henrik
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              Ha ha, love it!
          • holehogg
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            • Nov 2017
            • 2571
            • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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            • ofelles
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              • Jun 2018
              • 2570
              • Brentwood CA





              Turns out it was a marble in the ash tray.


              Last edited by ofelles; January 19, 2021, 11:15 AM.

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              • ofelles
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                Opps, fixed Panhead John ๐Ÿ™„

              • Panhead John
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                Great! NOW thatโ€™s funny! (Oops)

              • Bogy
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                That first one. I had a car that made a crunching sound every time I went over a bump. Fortunately, I had a better mechanic than this one. He came out with a big grin, and his hand behind his back. Then he showed me the pop can he found under the seat. Every time I hit a bump, "Crunch!"
            • ofelles
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              • Jun 2018
              • 2570
              • Brentwood CA


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              • Panhead John
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                You really want me to answer that? ๐Ÿ˜‰

              • JimLinebarger
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                Panhead John Yes, in zero words or less.

              • Fire Chicken
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                Got to admit, got me! LOL Good one ๐Ÿ‘
            • ofelles
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              • Jun 2018
              • 2570
              • Brentwood CA


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              • JimLinebarger
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                I don't care who you are. That's funny right thar!
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1164
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22โ€ Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14โ€ Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Bogy
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                LOL! (you do realize the name of the pastor is on the sign?)

              • Panhead John
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                ๐Ÿ˜‚ That was taken while you were on vacation.

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